2053/2054 HUNGER GAMES - PLAY OR DON'T PLAY, I DON'T CARE... MOST OF US WILL BE DEAD BY 2054 ANYWAY

[Travis7401]

Please submit your players in the following format (if you fuck it up I will be sad):

BER sends - 2B Stanley Harris to DIE CHOKING ON EMULSIFIED BEEF REFORMED WITH MEAT GLUE, EAT ARBY'S
FB sends - SS Gareth Hesketh to BUF
BA sends - SP Mitch Wilson to SEO
HEL send - RF Luis Hernandez to UK
SEO sends - Util IF Jean Andre to MIA
NDR sends - RP Bill Tremblett to HEL
DUB sends - 2B Allen Gibson to LRM
MIA sends - SP Ryan Johnson to FB
IST sends - RF Huub "Hub Kaps" Knopps to LIS
BUF sends - LF Chris Casey to IST
LIS sends - 3B Joe Woodruff to LV
LV sends - RF Gustavo Vazquez TO DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING, DON'T UTTER A SINGLE WORD
UK sends - SS (utility IF) Felipe 'Cosmo' Alonzo to BA
LRM sends - SP Yvain Andretti to BER where Rutgers won't play him anyway
KAB sends - OF (utility OF) Dan 'Swan' White to NDR

 

[Travis7401]

Bill Tremblett was once a very promising SP Prospect, but he been hurt every month for like 3 years and now he's got 35 stamina, so this year's HG theme is Nihilism.

Nihilist Arby's
Like pigs & cows
Lined up to die
So too you wait & softly cry
Choke it down
Stuff it in
Wash your arbys
Down w gin
Throw up in the car
Again

 

[Orlando]

Bill makes too much money brah

 

[Yankee151]

Can't wait to find new ways to fuck up Travis' format

 

[Travis7401]

Bill makes too much money brah

Nah, b, we talked about this last year. Any thing under $2M is good as long as the owner can cash cover the difference between $1-2M. $1M soft limit $2M hard limit.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Oops. Just noticed this.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Lol.

 

[Travis7401]

You people need to submit tributes if we're going to get this done. I need 9 of them. Kabul and LRM both had their guys sentenced to DEATH so they'll be picking at the end as punishment. @Mr. Radpants needs to state his case as to why his tribute isn't going to be the winner from last year, submitted fort the quarter quell.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

This fucking guy won't get off my 40 man roster so please take him as tribute - Aires Pego. Any chance I could do two tributes? I suspect I have another malcontent that's going to send one of those "you not playing me at the WBL level is keeping my family from shopping at IKEA" emails.

 

[Travis7401]

Dude, I'm going to kill him before he even gets nominated. 30 control?

 

[NML]

Man, this is all I can think of with the title"

 

[NML]

I'll jump back in this year

UK tribute: http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports/players/player_7973.html

 

[Travis7401]

Nice, that guy looks like a real tribute!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Dude, I'm going to kill him before he even gets nominated. 30 control?

Fuck it, I'm going to just release that bum. I forgot his control was that awful. Let's go ahead and blame that shitty pick on me being on a conference call with DC scumbags. New tribute coming soon.

 

[osick87]

I've got to figure out which one of my SP/RPs I want to give up.

 

[Wolfman21]

You people need to submit tributes if we're going to get this done. I need 9 of them. Kabul and LRM both had their guys sentenced to DEATH so they'll be picking at the end as punishment. @Mr. Radpants needs to state his case as to why his tribute isn't going to be the winner from last year, submitted fort the quarter quell.

Lol, 2 years participating, 2 years made to pick at the end of the round.

I nominate Dan White - OF - AAA - or the games

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

New tribute - Mark Sanford. Dude is the WBL version of HRod (great stuff, some control issues). If this guy is too shit I'll release him and post the other one I had in mind.

 

[Travis7401]

I generally look for a minimum of 45-50 at each rating for a WBL level pitcher, but it is up to you.

 

[Wolfman21]

Just pick some shitstick on a minor league contract. If you pick a shit stick on a WBL contract, I will kill him

 

[Karl Hungus]

Util IF Jean Andre

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Karl going in the Rivera mold, interesting.

 

[osick87]

Util IF Jean Andre

 

[osick87]

All Right I have decided.
My Tribute is Mitch Wilson.

 

[Travis7401]

Not one of you has presented ur tribute in the format that makes it easier for me to just straight copy paste At least Osick and Karl were close.

 

[doh]

RF Gustavo Vazquez http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports/players/player_7655.html

 

[Travis7401]

Lets say Doh was a good person, here's how he would have submitted that:

LV sends RF Gustavo Vazquez

It might not seem like a big deal, but of I can copy/paste directly into the OP without having to do additional formatting, it really makes my life easier and helps to ensure that I don't end up pasting MORE baseball stats into floodplain maps.

 

[doh]

Well I'm not a good person. So I wouldn't format it like that.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

Id participate, but I dont think any of youll would want any of the mongs in my system.

 

[Yankee151]

Istanbul Sends: RF Huub "Hub Kaps" Knopps

 

[Karl Hungus]

Id participate, but I dont think any of youll would want any of the mongs in my system.

Can't be worse than Vazquez.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Whens the deadline?

 

[doh]

Can't be worse than Vazquez.

or worse than paying a 30-year old $800k to meddle in AAA.

 

[Travis7401]

Yankee is cute with making me unbold and remove an underline. Still the closest we've had yet!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Whens the deadline?

 

[Travis7401]

Whens the deadline?

I don't know. Tomorrow? Friday? It doesn't matter really.... Give up. Eat arbys. Sit there. Keep sitting. Let the meaninglessness of life envelop you. Die. Be forgotten. I suppose it would be best to get it done so they can get at least one spring training sim with a new team.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

MIA sends - SP Ryan Johnson

 

[Travis7401]

You better submit someone reel good if you are avoiding the quarter quell, btw. You don't want DOUGLASS to put a curse on you. DOUGLASS merely wished SF well before the playoffs and look how that turned out.

 

[Travis7401]

MIA sends - SP Ryan Johnson

Holy fucking shit, we've got someone who posted in the correct format! THANK YOU

 

[jdlikewhoa]

FB sends - SS Gareth Hesketh

 

[Travis7401]

2 in a row! We've got 9 tributes now, which means HUNGER GAMES IS OFFICIALLY ON!

 

[bruin228]

Can I break the hard limit if I pay the difference?

 

[Travis7401]

How much we talking, lol? That HARD LIMIT is there for a reason doe.

 

[bruin228]

$2.4m lol. I understand if no.

 

[Travis7401]

lets say no, we've already moved the goalposts by a million.

 

[osick87]

See if @TonyGin&Juice will take Ferdie

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

See if @TonyGin&Juice will take Ferdie

Am I missing an inside joke here?

 

[osick87]

He has power. You are buying power

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Gin is buying losses, considering he has shipped out 17 WAR and obtained 4 WAR this offseason.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Riverboat Captain & Juice.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

HUNGER GAMES NIHILISM EDITION... MAYBE, WHO CARES