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    Playoffs and Bowels Thread

    No surprises tonight... exactly how I thought it would go.
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    Southpaw Gon' Look Bowl Thread presented by Oklahoma Mike

    So. Hung. Over. If Papanastos doesn’t suck so bad, or D holds UGA before the half, we continue getting our shit pushed in. I don’t think Saban pulls hurts if it’s 13-3 or 9-0. We had to be every bit as inept as possible to trigger the QB switch. I hope all that ra ra Jesus shit was an act. Kid...
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    Aspergers Clearinghouse and Miscellaneous Meaningless Bowl Thread

    lol, maybe if we score 3 non-offensive TDs and miss an extra point. Offense is an abortion compared to even typical Bama offenses.
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    Bama vs Treva

    Trevor Knight made Bama his bitch with 2 years less experience than he has now. I have never seen the media fall all over themselves to suck a defense off that gave up 900 yards to Arky/Ole Miss just because they beat the shit out of the MASH unit that was Tennessee's team of 2nd stringers last...
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    Bama vs ole miss presented by Jars unrelenting appetite for validation

    Was close with: "True frosh in his first real start in a hostile environment, and the run game/OL has been just North of putrid at this point. Give me Ole Miss by a TD." Did not account for Hugh Friese thinking the half ended 3 minutes before it actually did. ...This team is still good...
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    Week 3 presented by fuck ole miss

    I read that assortment of words 7 times and then gave up. So I'll just say "Maybe."
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    Week 3 presented by fuck ole miss

    Hrmmm. Stay classy, Bammer. True frosh in his first real start in a hostile environment, and the run game/OL has been just North of putrid at this point. Give me Ole Miss by a TD.
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    #1 Alabama vs U$C 8pm ET ABC

    Ugh. Bama looks like shit for a quarter and a half, before USC just completley rolls over (seriously Trojans, wtf was that?) and then piles it on against a 6-6 team... and everyone in the media can't wait to suck their dicks all week long. I can totally see Western Carolina/Kentucky...
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    SEC Thread

    I mean... can you really argue with the logic? The man makes a good point.
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    #2 Alabama vs #1 Clemson National Championship

    Oh, Clemson... Thank you. You would have thought that watching my team look completely inept and gaining ~250 yards and 3 points on 95% of our snaps would have been miserable... Especially when the defense was giving up 40 and yardage at a record pace... But... Oh, Clemson. Those other 4...
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    #2 Alabama vs #1 Clemson National Championship

    Clemson has a good enough line and a high-powered HUNH offense with a black QB, which is Kryptonite to Bama. Fightin' Dabos by 2 scores. ...BTW, since Dabo is a Bama guy, I am counting this as another natty for Bama either way.
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    #2 Alabama vs # 3 Michigan State

    Well... Fuck. Clemson gon' rape us.
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    CFB Playoff Top 25 Rankings Presented By In-N-Out

    I think they care less about getting that matchup and more about protecting Bama from a first-round ass raping. Clemson or OU would destroy Bama right now. We got a shot at MSU though... It's good to have friends in high places :) ...Also, not sure why you're assuming OU will make it past...
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    Coaches' Hot Seat/ Carousel 2015-16

    Hahaha... Why would you hire Muschamp as a HC? Coordinator, fine... But the dude is not HC material.
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    Dr. Pepper presents Shampship Week

    Word. I think OU or Clemson would destroy Bama... SpartyIowa would be a good game. I reckon they gon' at least give Henry the Heisman, though.
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