FIFA 17 Pro Clerbs Thread

[GatorTD]

I'm not anywhere near home nor do I own the game.

 

[NML]

Assumed you'd be later

 

[Yankee151]

52%. Probably an hour and half for me

 

[Orlando]

The game is like 35 GB this year

 

[kella]

Frostbite ninja.

 

[kella]

It's a 20gb game with 15gb of garbage binary files padding it to just fuck with people with terrible Internet, aka favela bichas

 

[OU11]

in lerby, I'll check ever 5 min or so

 

[Yankee151]

okay im moving at a rate of 1% per 5 minutes so maybe more like 5 hours

 

[OU11]

I have terrible Internet and I got it in 45 min, seriously where do you live?

 

[Yankee151]

In an apartment complex so it's probably getting throttled up the wazoo. If I was back home it wouldn't be an issue. I mean we just got our internet fixed as before it was just straight up cutting out and not working at all (I'd have to dl the OOTP file like 4 times) so this is probably an improvement. On the other hand it comes free with the rent so I'm about that life

 

[kella]

This is embarrassing for all humans.

If you guys can hold on I'm about 30 minutes out

 

[OU11]

still in lerby, forever alone.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

In an apartment complex so it's probably getting throttled up the wazoo. If I was back home it wouldn't be an issue. I mean we just got our internet fixed as before it was just straight up cutting out and not working at all (I'd have to dl the OOTP file like 4 times) so this is probably an improvement. On the other hand it comes free with the rent so I'm about that life

Y'all live 10 to an apartment. You can't each pitch in $5 a month for first world internet?

 

[OU11]

ooooooooo I have a lerbymate nao. jd in here holdin it down for the C-A-W. necesitamos dos mas

 

[kella]

Jd is a no mic having puta

 

[Orlando]

On my way

 

[Yankee151]

officially 9% per hour

 

[Orlando]

Where is leach?

 

[Travis7401]

I'll be around later probably

 

[kella]

Omw

 

[kella]

officially 9% per hour

Better make sure nobody calls the house and knocks you offline

 

[OU11]

there has to be something with games and this Internet issue, it's really the only time it ever drops. it's been fine all day, first two seconds I'm booted

 

[Travis7401]

Call ur cable company and complain

 

[OU11]

been did that cousin

 

[Travis7401]

15 min out, ya'll still playing?

 

[Orlando]

Yes.

 

[Travis7401]

Inbound

 

[Yankee151]

Might be in

 

[Yankee151]

In the lerby

 

[pavel]

I passed out.

 

[NML]

Me too - how'd we do?

Should be well rested for tonight doe

 

[kella]

Not great. We had a few games with total cpu meltdowns. They were in fine form. Scored a few nice goals doe

 

[kella]

I will say that we had a lot of shots in almost every game. They were just mostly wide.

 

[Orlando]

Leroy and G Balls had a couple nice goals. Lots of misses to go with it. Typical buzzed FIFA.

 

[OU11]

Leroy had a hat trick. every 7th game he's a lucky striker

 

[Orlando]

#3 was the best

 

[OU11]

I liked his last no look pirouette that ended up being the game winner

I'll be around pretty much until louisville clemson, then after that again probably

 

[Yankee151]

When I wasn't passively or actively sabotaging the team I'd somehow enable Leroy to score a ludicrous goal

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[OU11]

When I wasn't passively or actively sabotaging the team I'd somehow enable Leroy to score a ludicrous goal

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You need to stay wide more often, especially when kella is occupying the middle and the ball is towards midfield at Tom or the AI's feet. Sometimes you drift too far in and when the pass comes it goes in between you both due to the targeting not knowing who to pick so it just picks the defender. You actually did a lot better than I expected. I think it helped you weren't a defender since bombing forward was part of your jerb.

 

[NML]

I'll be on for several drunk hours tonight starting at probably 9

 

[kella]

I'll be around but maybe not until 11 or so

 

[NML]

Jumping on now. LEGGO

 

[kingssc]

Yeah I'm more around the Kella time of 11ET

 

[Yankee151]

I'm on in theory but I might go out

 

[kella]

I'm watching Luke Cage clown on people for a little bit. I'm Def down for later tho

 

[OU11]

11ET sounds better than 10ET

 

[kingssc]

@ me when we're good to go and I'll throw this Louisville game on the 2nd TB so I can root for my over

 

[kingssc]

leggggooooo?

 

[kella]

Typical turkeys. I'm 5 min out.

 

[kingssc]

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