2019 MINSHEW

[Brick]

That's a lot of I-95 and Jersey Turnpike glory holes where Haskins can suck dick.

black jew lineage CONFIRMED

 

[silverwheels]

FORESKINZ

 

[Brick]

colt mccoy? lmao

 

[Lightningwar]

That is a list of who is who for washed up QBs.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Booooooooo

 

[fried rice]

The crowd at the draft is every bit the NFL fan trog gathering that you’d expect.

 

[fried rice]

...Dancing Bear?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Shit pick

 

[silverwheels]

Giants what is you doin, babby

 

[Southpaw]

Fuck I’m crushed. I wanted the titans to draft that no name center.

 

[bruin228]

That guy looks like a TWINK for an offensive lineman

WOOF

 

[Yankee151]

If the Cardinals don't move back into the top 20 to take Dillard the best pass OL of all time I'ma lose my mind

 

[bruin228]

Fuck I’m crushed. I wanted the titans to draft that no name center.

You hanging out with Bobby Bones?

 

[fried rice]

Southpaw’s being real low-key wearing that Luchador mask out there.

 

[bruin228]

Surprised the Chiefs didn’t trade up for Simmons

 

[Southpaw]

How fitting, They draft a woman beater.

 

[Yankee151]

With a torn ACL, too.

 

[fried rice]

Well this is probably a pretty awkward watch party for Jeffery Simmons right now.

 

[Yankee151]

Apparently they showed the video on ESPN? classic move by them

 

[Skeeter]

Then ESPN spent a solid 3 minutes walking back why that video really isn't a big deal...

 

[goblue96]

How the hell does Iowa have two TEs taken in the first round? Next question, why are two TEs taken in the first round?

 

[Southpaw]

Definitely the worst draft I’ve ever seen.

 

[Bmack]

There’s been like 6 guys taken that are even known

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Worst night of Haskins’ life lol

He’s probably about to go to the FORESKINZ and they didn’t even trade up for him, so he won’t even get that much money in return for being decapitated in two years

He gonna get his knees blown out at FedEx in week two.

 

[Bmack]

He gonna get his knees blown out at FedEx in week two.

Ruining his football and glory hole career all st once.

 

[silverwheels]

How the hell does Iowa have two TEs taken in the first round? Next question, why are two TEs taken in the first round?

Of course Iowa would be the school to have two TEs taken in the first round.

 

[Yankee151]

In the Vortex, you either get your knees blown out, or you're blowing while on your knees.

 

[Bmack]

This Dillard o lineman just Pickrd is the cousin of the nbaer who headlines our pro basketball thread.

 

[Yankee151]

This no name Alabama St. Lineman's highlights against Auburn were all like 7 yard gains, lmao

 

[bruin228]

Why would the Packers take 21 Savage when he’s going to be deported

 

[Southpaw]

I need a new team.

 

[Yankee151]

I need a new team.

Join me and @bruin @bruin228 on MINSHEW watch, that's where I'm landing

 

[Mr. Radpants]

It's VORTEX not Vortex

 

[Yankee151]

Hollywood is gonna own with Lamar.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

BLEAKSBURG

 

[Yankee151]

It's VORTEX not Vortex

I normally capitalize it, but I can hardly keep track of all the capitalized words these days. RUSS

 

[Bmack]

It should be WHORETEX

That would make me happy

 

[silverwheels]

HOLLYWOOOOD

 

[Yankee151]

Is Montez Sweat ON THE DOWN LOW? Everyone was grabbing his butt, including the dude behind him. Perfect fit for the FORESKINZ.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Is Montez Sweat ON THE DOWN LOW? Everyone was grabbing his butt, including the dude behind him. Perfect fit for the FORESKINZ.

Are we sure Montez Sweat isn’t Su Cravens?

 

[Lightningwar]

What a weird first round.

2 TEs from Iowa
3 Guys who werent offered or werent highly recruited. 6th overall pick was a zero star on rivals
3 Players from MSU?

Pollack looks like an AIDS patient.

 

[Bmack]

What a weird first round.

2 TEs from Iowa
3 Guys who werent offered or werent highly recruited. 6th overall pick was a zero star on rivals
3 Players from MSU?

Pollack looks like an AIDS patient.

To be fair everyone has AIDS.

 

[Lightningwar]

Tillerys mom certified genius. Thinks a nuclear missile is headed to Hawaii, tells her son to head to the airport and come home.

 

[Bmack]

How long are they going to let Leo reddock talk

 

[Bmack]

I think roger goodwill just had to take long shit

 

[Yankee151]

I don't know if that trade up was worth it but I'm just say LMAO GIANTS again.

 

[Yankee151]

The Falcons traded up to pick another no name o-lineman?

Can't say I feel too bad for a Gator, but did Jawaan Taylor literally murder someone?

 

[Bmack]

Drew magary bro

 

[Bmack]

Pats are sure to make a nice happy ending to round 1

 

[Bmack]

Pats pick Debbie harry’s Grandson