2020 EPL Thread

[hayvis]

HOW THE TURNTABLES

 

[hayvis]

Where the fuck is @chibob

 

[bruin]

what a mess

 

[goblue96]

Where the fuck is @chibob

we haven’t seen him since he was playing for Lord Bigglesworth Town in the 17th tier of the County Leagues. I guess he died on the pitch.

 

[hayvis]

Can anyone tell me why we still play Xhaka?

 

[kella]

I dunno but there has to be a massive gap between Gabi starting and winning matches versus just Xhaka on the field and winning

 

[kella]

Hahahabahaah

 

[kella]

Kolasinac is a far better bodyguard than defender lol

 

[Karl Hungus]

Arsenal getting deep dicked. Poor Freddy, he doesn't deserve this

 

[kella]

This is hilarious. I mean, the spine of the team is completely incapable of really even slowing De Bruyne down. They had FIVE guys on him for that 3rd goal and it didn't matter. WTF?

Feel bad for Freddy. He's now playing a right footed forward at left back. Who is like 19.

 

[bruin]

Arteta to Arsenal it appears. Good for him.

 

[kella]

poor bastard

 

[Yankee151]

Ancelotti to Everton is a NOTABLE name

 

[Karl Hungus]

Liverpool humiliated! Klopp OUT!!!

 

[Yankee151]

Hermano @worst2first??? Orale

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[silverwheels]

One fewer competition for Pool to worry about while they focus on the big one.

 

[tab10]

Appears it is time for Arteta. Good luck mate, you’re going to need it.

I’m in for a full rebuild. Burn it down.


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[hayvis]

Appears it is time for Arteta. Good luck mate, you’re going to need it.

I’m in for a full rebuild. Burn it down.


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Oh god. I haven't even been paying attention because it's such a cluster fuck on all levels. Arteta is another piss poor decision. He should be learning the ropes at somewhere like Southampton before he comes in to this situation. I can't see how he succeeds.

 

[DeadMan]

It seems like a really stupid move, yeah. I don't know that he'll necessarily suck, but what's changed in 18 months that would make him a better manager? He was probably the second person behind Emery when Emery took over. Why is he a better choice now? Especially when you have names like Poch or Max Allegri out there right now.

 

[kella]

Will he be given the license to actually build the team? Or is Kroenke going to come down from the top and insist he hang onto bums like Xhaka

 

[hayvis]

Will he be given the license to actually build the team? Or is Kroenke going to come down from the top and insist he hang onto bums like Xhaka

We have become the New York Jets of soccer. Incompetent stupid ownership makes half assed moves and builds incompetent set up leading to failure by all comers. The only manager that would be able to succeed would be someone who had the guts, intelligence and motivation to fight the entire system and run the club from top down. I don't even think there is anyone like that out there...

 

[goblue96]

There is....at Tottenham.

 

[hayvis]

 

[hayvis]

However..... @kella @DeadMan @tab10 in this press conference he's extremely convincing. I hope his ability to speak a good game translates on the pitch -

 

[goblue96]

Won the PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!! He's already 1-0!!!!!!

 

[hayvis]

Won the PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!! He's already 1-0!!!!!!

Stoppit. As an Arsenal fan these little things are the only wins I can hope for.

 

[goblue96]

False hope is the best hope! Who will win the FALSE Hope Derby against EVERTON tomorrow?

 

[hayvis]

False hope is the best hope! Who will win the FALSE Hope Derby against EVERTON tomorrow?

I don't think we have to ACTUALLY win to win the false hope derby. A good performance and a draw would send the false hope into 6th gear.

 

[kella]

Press Conference WON

now time to draw at home to Burnley

 

[hayvis]

Nah B, it's going to be a win fest - Did you even see him bang his fists together and explain about powerful things?

 

[Yankee151]

I don't think we have to ACTUALLY win to win the false hope derby. A good performance and a draw would send the false hope into 6th gear.

6th gear ENGAGED?

 

[hayvis]

6th gear ENGAGED?

6th gear has been engaged. Artetas magic fists going to start bringing the wins.

 

[silverwheels]

Liverpool with the international treble!

 

[kella]

I'm a Pool fan now. Bailing before Arsenal is in an April relegation battle and Auba commits suicide.

 

[Karl Hungus]

United looking Sharp so far...

 

[hayvis]

Looking forward too much to the break tomorrow for Festivus.

 

[kella]

Can't imagine why Utopia has retained fans for nearly every top 6-7 team except United.

 

[kella]

God this is Spursy. What the hell was Gazzaniga doing lmao

 

[Karl Hungus]

LMFAO

 

[hayvis]

As an Arsenal fan, this is so much more satisfying to watch than an Arsenal game.

 

[kella]

This is incredible. I hope you're watching @bjc!

 

[hayvis]

I think one of the things that makes me proudest as an Arsenal fan is that we have the most diverse support of any Premier League club and that racism if it happens is more of a rarity at Arsenal than any other club. The Spuds should be ashamed of themselves to let this shit go on around them. Sadly at Spurs, the Chavs and West Ham, racism is common place -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50887592

 

[bjc]

This is incredible. I hope you're watching @bjc!

I actually haven’t been. I was packing today for a trip to San Diego and watched a movie w/GF. How bad was it lol

 

[kella]

Lol

 

[hayvis]

Finally!!!! We're addressing our needs and being linked with some good attacking players - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footbal...e=sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_mchannel=social

 

[goblue96]

Arsenal should sign Freddy Adu.

 

[kella]

Just what they need. An undersized 32 year old winger.

 

[Yankee151]

Adu is probably still 26

 

[kella]

Mertens isn't

 

[hayvis]

Oh woop de do. just turned on the Arsenal game to see how we're doing...