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bruin228

Well-Known Member
NCAA Moderator
What are these fuckshit playoff changes? Classic NASHNUL to ruin one of the few enjoyable things about it
 

Orlando

Well-Known Member
Utopia Moderator
You seem to really enjoy complaining about it. At least they aren’t taking things away to complain about!
 

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
Titans gon end up with qb #0. They not gonna franchise Tannehill and go chasing Brady and not land him.

Welcome Josh McCown!
 

Skeeter

Well-Known Member
I would be curious if there is a correlation between hand size and NFL success. Seems like there should be as the ability to hold onto the ball seems important
 

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
Edelman and Brady were seen FaceTiming with Vrabel while they were at some basketball game. Twitter speculation runs wild. Titans welcome BRADY!
 

BasinBictory

CHICKEN NUT BREAD
I would be curious if there is a correlation between hand size and NFL success. Seems like there should be as the ability to hold onto the ball seems important
I seem to remember a 49ers QB named Jim Druckenmiller who had fucking enormous hands. I recall they showed a picture with his hands next to Steve Young's, it the difference was almost laughable.

Of course, Druckenmiller didn't have much of an NFL career, maybe he should have had a career tearing phone books in half or something.
 

Skeeter

Well-Known Member
So interestingly I found a study on this. Hand size has no correlation to success, fumbles, playing in the rain, or anything else.

Have not seen if hand size and dick size correlate yet.
 

Orlando

Well-Known Member
Utopia Moderator
Wow that is bad. I mean I guess the rams could use a new logo, but their helmets and uniforms are some of the best in the league. Half the people will think that is a chargers logo.
 
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