Southpaw Gon' Look Euro 2016 - every game is a draw

[chibob]

If this shit carries on, it doesn't matter who's responsible. England will get the blame and we probably deserve it all in all.

Obviously police resources are being stretched thin due to anti terrorism. Utter cunts that would cause them any extra work. I genuinely thought that even the worst hooligans would give France a bit of a break this time.

I probably seem like im shifting blame alot but genuinely our police have done their best to keep known hooligans from travelling.

The countries coming over from Eastern Europe and the French, the Turkish are also known for being hardened hooligans. This was always going to happen.

We are by far not the worst hooligans at this tournament but we are some of the loudest and even our unnusual barmy army lads on tour antics will be taken as hooliganism.

The media arent doing much to help; trying to make everything seem bigger than it is in order to promote whatever blog or website they write for.



People saying that song is offensive - oh god forbid we sing a song about a point in history that another nation arent particularly proud of.

 

[chibob]

Guess which one is the Russian fan.

These guys are like crazed MMA skinhead hooligans. They will have been training all year round for this tournament by beating people up. Yeh Englands fans are moronic but most of their schick is just funny chants and throwing plastic furniture. A very small percentage are actually militant or organised.

French woman throwing bottle at English fans. Why on earth you wouldn't just serve everyone plastic cups

 

[goblue96]

Just give everyone Millwall Bricks and let them have a proper kicking.

 

[Yankee151]

This game has the most Albanians in one place since the Taken movies

 

[Karl Hungus]

Huge chance for Albania there.

 

[chibob]

Fabian Schar is class

 

[silverwheels]

I missed the first half. How did Albania get the red card? Sex trafficking?

 

[chibob]

The Swiss looking really good so far

 

[Karl Hungus]

I missed the first half. How did Albania get the red card? Sex trafficking?

Two yellows on Cana. Second was just about the dumbest intentional handball I've seen.

 

[chibob]

Embolo ! Football Manager legend!

 

[goblue96]

Embolo ! Football Manager legend!

That guy is still tearing it up in 2025 during my save.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Shit's getting @Reel in Marseille. Considering England's history there, it seems like a really bad decision to put them in that group.

 

[chibob]

French Police love this tear gas.

 

[goblue96]

Looks just like Detroit.

 

[Karl Hungus]

It does seem like the French police go straight to the year gas.

Listen to all those bottles

 

[Karl Hungus]

How did he not score there? Ugh. Albania have had some great chances.

 

[DanishDonut0]

As 'good' as Payet is, hes not a starter.

Can't be serious...? Payet was miles better than anyone on the field last night.

 

[kella]

Slovakia anthem was awesome. Wales' sucks.

 

[chibob]

Class by Ben Davis!

Hamsik looking lively

 

[chibob]

Going to be some cards in this game - lots of aggression

 

[NML]

Class by Ben Davis!

Hamsik looking lively

And fucking hideous

 

[Yankee151]

Slovakia might be my European Algeria. So good

 

[chibob]

BALE! GOLASO

 

[kella]

Knuckleball shot there

 

[kella]

Why is Ramsey trying to look like Johnny Lee Miller in Hackers?

 

[chibob]

Skrtel is just a horrible human being

 

[chibob]

Unfortunate case of the wrong person here.

Guy who gets dropped is dressed similar to a guy hurling stuff at fans.

Guy in blue is a prick

 

[Karl Hungus]

World Cup in Russia is going to be amazing.

 

[Brick]

kills me every time players stop playing when there's any chance at all of a handball, especially near a scoring chance when one goal/moment makes all the difference. keep playing morons.

 

[chibob]

A stumbling Ramsey abolsutely ruined Skrtel!

 

[Orlando]

Lol

 

[DeadMan]

Wales look a lot better with Robinson Kanu up front.

 

[chibob]

Sensational ball by Bale

 

[chibob]

Kanu was released from his contract pre-Euros. Probably get signed to a Prem team now.

 

[Brick]

World Cup in Russia is going to be amazing.

rusher*

 

[purple112]

Every Slovak player looks the same

 

[chibob]

Tatts and a shit euro trash haircut

 

[Karl Hungus]

Every Slovak player looks the same

Nah, Weiss & Skrtel look like neo-nazis.

 

[Karl Hungus]

An English fan and a Russian fan are both in life support. I can't see how the situation gets better today, one fan base is going to be particularly pissy after the game.

 

[kella]

Weiss looks like a white supremacist prison leader

 

[DeadMan]

England looks ... uh ... good right now. Not sure why Lallana is in ahead of Vardy but their attack looks the best of any team I've seen so far.

 

[chibob]

That tall Russian striker is going to cause problems. Can already see his physical presence whenever the ball gets knocked into him

 

[Brick]

Russian players all look like abused foster children.

 

[Brick]

#2 for Engerland is killin it. more fancy soccer moves than any American player ever

 

[hayvis]

England doing classic England, having loads of chances and still managing to keep it at 0-0.

 

[Brick]

does Kane ever close his mouth? pretty entertaining 0-0 game.

 

[hayvis]

does Kane ever close his mouth? pretty entertaining 0-0 game.

Harry Kane :

 

[hayvis]

All perfectly poised for England to lose 1-0.

 

[doh]

No Vardy comes off bench and scores a late goal.... England wins and everyone freaks out "WHY DIDNT VARDY START?!?!"

 

[DeadMan]

All perfectly poised for England to lose 1-0.

It does feel more and more likely. That's what you get by having 5 Tottenham players in the starting 11.