Southpaw Gon' Look Euro 2016 - every game is a draw

[kella]

what the hell is happening out there

 

[bruin]

England seriously looks like they don't GAF

 

[kella]

Kane's ball looked like an attempt at a rugby field goal

 

[hayvis]

what the hell is happening out there

A metaphor for Brexit.

 

[purple112]

England's only chance came when Haldorsson decided to play linebacker. Should be 2-0 @kella .

 

[silverwheels]

With the UK's withdrawal from the EU and their economy surely going into the terlet soon, I wonder if it would not be better for Ingerland to just drop their national football team all together. Not like they are going to win anything ever again. They've hit their ceiling. Even the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year.

 

[kella]

Wilshere passing the ball in the wrong direction, he is an honorary Spur

 

[chibob]

wow

 

[Yankee151]

Bottled tbh

 

[purple112]

Game ends with Alli completely whiffing.

 

[kella]

England completely out of Europe now.

 

[hayvis]

 

[goblue96]

 

[bruin]

at least it wasn't PK's

 

[chibob]

Shite

 

[hayvis]

This is absolutely nowhere near the biggest reason why it's embarrassing to be English.

 

[pavel]

Iceland boogaloo? Bmack's buying

 

[goblue96]

The sun never sets on the Icelandic Empire

 

[kella]

They think it's time for tea...it is now!

 

[silverwheels]

haha spoiler alert for the movie 300 which came out 9 years ago hahahahaha

 

[Karl Hungus]

Roy's free to join the shadow cabinet now, @hayvis

 

[purple112]

ESPN guy: "Miracle on Iceland"

 

[hayvis]

I can't even support the Welsh. They're an even bigger bunch of retards.

 

[chibob]

English International football is a bag of dicks

 

[silverwheels]

This England squad has too many Spurs and Reds for it to be that big an upset. I'm not shocked at all that Iceland won.

 

[hayvis]

The English International football is are a bag of dicks

 

[chibob]

Seriously two years from now when I get excited about the World Cup remind me that England are a bag of dicks @hayvis @silverwheels @kella @bruin @Soonerfan09 @Travis7401 @Orlando @Shakabreaux @TrojanMan @worst2first @Brick @goblue96

 

[kella]

I would kill someone to have a team as good as England even if they always lose. At least you guys SHOULD win. We get 0 shots on Germany in WC and then beat them at home in friendlies. GJGE USA. We deserve to and do lose.

 

[hayvis]

Premier League is fantastic purely because of the brilliant migrants that play in it.

 

[kella]

Didn't we play Iceland recently and beat or draw them? Probably a draw as neither team could figure out who was going to out-Iceland the other.

 

[mongoose]

Were you not the guy railing on Islam and all the radical slums in England?

Reap what you sow

 

[purple112]

Didn't we play Iceland recently and beat or draw them? Probably a draw as neither team could figure out who was going to out-Iceland the other.

Beat them in a friendly in January

 

[hayvis]

Were you not the guy railing on Islam and all the radical slums in England?

Reap what you sow

Seriously, seriously fuck off.

 

[silverwheels]

Seriously two years from now when I get excited about the World Cup remind me that England are a bag of dicks @hayvis @silverwheels @kella @bruin @Soonerfan09 @Travis7401 @Orlando @Shakabreaux @TrojanMan @worst2first @Brick @goblue96

If England qualifies. This roster was mediocre by their standards, and the player pool is weak. At least Hodgson won't be in charge after this.

 

[Orlando]

Brexit complete.

 

[goblue96]

England is da reel paper tiger.

 

[silverwheels]

Iceland has a system, sticks to it and keeps their shape, defends the hell out of the ball, and generally makes the most of their chances. Was not really shocked by this result as most of the media seem to be. England's name gave them more hype than they deserved when you look at their roster.

Also did not know that Germany has never beaten Italy in a significant competition. At least Balotelli isn't here to pull some ridiculous shit on them this time.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[goblue96]

Klinsman to England. Done deal.

 

[NML]

Worst day in English history since at least Friday.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Worst day in English history since at least Friday.

Too late, saw that about 5 times on Twitter already.

 

[Karl Hungus]

This hot hot take was from the Icelandic TV announcer at the final whistle.

 

[Yankee151]

How is that even trash talking, Iceland isn't in the EU and is farther from the main continent than the Isles. They need to brush up on it for when they beat France

 

[Karl Hungus]

How is that even trash talking, Iceland isn't in the EU and is farther from the main continent than the Isles. They need to brush up on it for when they beat France

Ok, tell that to TechnoViking or whoever the announcer is.

 

[Yankee151]

I'll mention it to my Icelandic friend

 

[mcnoles]

 

[Hachiko]

Spoiler: QF matchups

 

[Brick]

let's go shake their hands

 

[Hachiko]

And to think that the USA defeated Iceland in a friendly months ago...

 

[adchester]

I saw that Iceland has 22,000 registered soccer players, fewer than the state of Rhode Island.