Mr. Radpants
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Mr. Radpants
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Hit #2500 for Distillers bin Mika'il
Sunday, June 20th, 2083
Naif Na'Il bin Mika'il started out as a baby-faced rookie many seasons ago. Yesterday at The Distillery the Dublin veteran joined the league's 2500-hit club. bin Mika'il achieved that milestone with a 1-for-4 day in the Distillers 7-5 win over the North Dakota Riggers.
He spoke to reporters in the clubhouse after the game and said, "Looking at the list of all the great players who have done this is humbling. It is a great honor to be among them."
Looking at his career stats, bin Mika'il is batting .353 and has totaled 55 home runs.
Sunday, June 20th, 2083
Naif Na'Il bin Mika'il started out as a baby-faced rookie many seasons ago. Yesterday at The Distillery the Dublin veteran joined the league's 2500-hit club. bin Mika'il achieved that milestone with a 1-for-4 day in the Distillers 7-5 win over the North Dakota Riggers.
He spoke to reporters in the clubhouse after the game and said, "Looking at the list of all the great players who have done this is humbling. It is a great honor to be among them."
Looking at his career stats, bin Mika'il is batting .353 and has totaled 55 home runs.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
This Paris team is the greatest team ever assembled under the conditions so I find that difficult to believe.
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Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Working on an export now
Mr. Radpants
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MOR SIMS
Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
?
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Top starting pitching prospect on the shelf for 11 months because of blown up elbow.
Otto's generated pitching coronavirus. I think the last outbreak was 2079.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
I hate this fucking team. About time for Mayor McCheese to head to that great opium den in the sky and Corch Otto to take over. Fucking bums.
ill give you my 2nd rounder next draft for Gabriel Perez
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
This is a fucking piss take. M'y organisations pitching injuries are fucking stupid. Now Gobert, (inj Normal) is out for a fucking year... Hector Dominguez got fucking blown up and now him. What the fuck is going on? They're not going to be the same. Every time I get a fucking decent prospect they fucking die. This fucking game is a piece of shit. It never does anything in moderation. It's literally all I've got. Everyone has more prospects than me and I only have a few pitchers that might be decent and the fucking game lasers me. Is someone fucking with me?
Three fucking torn flexor tendon injuries. Both Dominguez and Gobert with the same fucking dice roll injury fuckshit. This fucking game. What a piece of fucking steaming dog shit. I always pitch count my prospects too. Why the fuck does it want to fucking do this to me?
9 FUCKING SERIOUS PITCHING INJURIES and that's just at the moment - It's been about twenty this year. FUCKING DOG SHIT.
It makes it hard to play this game. It's all fucking pitchers. It's like the game just decided to fuck up my pitching this year. It's just got to the point now where I'm fucking livid. It's honestly like the game has got confused and is treating all my pitchers like they're fragile.
Three fucking torn flexor tendon injuries. Both Dominguez and Gobert with the same fucking dice roll injury fuckshit. This fucking game. What a piece of fucking steaming dog shit. I always pitch count my prospects too. Why the fuck does it want to fucking do this to me?
9 FUCKING SERIOUS PITCHING INJURIES and that's just at the moment - It's been about twenty this year. FUCKING DOG SHIT.
It makes it hard to play this game. It's all fucking pitchers. It's like the game just decided to fuck up my pitching this year. It's just got to the point now where I'm fucking livid. It's honestly like the game has got confused and is treating all my pitchers like they're fragile.
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TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Calm down Francis. At least you aren’t spending urself into the LOL p00rZ house and still ending up with a top five pick instead of a playoff spot.
jdlikewhoa
Well-Known Member
Too bad quitting is against the rules.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Didn’t even capitalize QUIT
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
That top five is not accurate at all. Gobshite is the 2nd best starting prospect and Dominguez is the best reliever prospect.
It's ok though. I'll just have to carry on being the most prospect starved organisation that was ever in the WBL.
I know how to solve this though. @Karl Hungus - Can I move the team to Mexico. All logos the same just the WBL team - minor leagues stay put. I think if it was in Tijuana everything would be ok. I think it would be a healthier environment for my pitchers.
jdlikewhoa
Well-Known Member
Prospect starved? Have you seen False Bay’s system?
Also, Gobert is a AA.5 lifer. 2nd best SP? Woof.
Also, Gobert is a AA.5 lifer. 2nd best SP? Woof.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Have you seen my othe SPs??? Everything will be alright when we move to Tijuana. Eventually I will call the team Tijuana Brass. False Bay Has an embarrassment of riches in comparison btw
Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
Owner's committee has vetoed the proposed move from Paris to Tijuana.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Some day. The dream will stay alive!
goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
Bet ya can't guess the only person complaining.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Yes it does.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Who is it? What did I miss?
goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
No, you don't. Nobody gets to move until I get to move Amsterdam to Oslo which will never happen so nobody moves.
Mr. Radpants
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Well the last time a STORIED franchise was moved he installed an oil painting as a logo and edited players with OU’s password
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
I just don’t think the original teams with gr8 logos should be moved.
Who looks at minors?
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
I have a long storied history of well logod minors teams beginning with Casablanca Time and Madrid Jeff Goldblums
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hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
AT LAST! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! I demand compensation for Las Vegas too. Here's the deal @Karl Hungus - 9 complimentary 8th round picks for Las Vegas and Paris.
Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
Please stop.
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
By stop you mean yes?
Jack Miller's defense really has me perplexed...
hes only 24....2 seasons ago, he had a +11.2 ZR in RF. Last year, he had a +8.5 ZR. This year hes at -2.5 and has committed as many errors as the last two seasons combined. Doesn't really make sense how a guy, at 24, has gone from one of the best fielders in the WBL at his position, 2081 and 2082 Glove Wizard, to a negative fielder. And there have been zero injuries. Just odd
hes only 24....2 seasons ago, he had a +11.2 ZR in RF. Last year, he had a +8.5 ZR. This year hes at -2.5 and has committed as many errors as the last two seasons combined. Doesn't really make sense how a guy, at 24, has gone from one of the best fielders in the WBL at his position, 2081 and 2082 Glove Wizard, to a negative fielder. And there have been zero injuries. Just odd