NCAA Basketball And Clownzano Twitter Aggregation Thread

[silverwheels]

Fuck Ole Miss. Just in general.

@bruin RUSS is in Toronto tonight.

 

[mcnoles]

Ole Miss about get drop 100 on them!

 

[CJ_24]

Bohannon put da team on his back. He do it for SW Iowa.

Iowa gonna go to the dairy queen for a little you know what

 

[goblue96]

Ole Miss about get drop 100 on them!

$EC $EC $EC

 

[bruin]

B1G can’t be stopped.

 

[kella]

UVA is Andre, Gardner-Webb is Jake

 

[Wuf]

Virginia doin it again. Lawd have mercy

 

[kella]

I'm convinced G-W could turn around at half court and heave up a backwards shot and it would go in.

 

[Skeeter]

If Virginia loses as a 1 seed getting blowed out again is corch cavalier fired?

 

[Soonerfan09]

If Virginia loses as a 1 seed getting blowed out again is corch cavalier fired?

No, but he might take that UCLA job.

 

[bruin]

No, but he might take that UCLA job.

 

[bruin]

Greatest possible moment in irvine's history since?

@Orlando @pavel

 

[bruin]

Bruce Weber looks like John Wayne Gacy if he would have dropped 50 lbs

 

[Yankee151]

G-W just needs to score 58 points and they probably win given UVA's offense

 

[Wuf]

I was born and raised in North Carolina and I have no fucking clue where Gardner Webb is and never knew or even heard of anybody going there for school.

 

[CJ_24]

This Wisconsin team is the worst Wisconsin team in at least fifteen years. They are noticeably bad at everything except team defense. They are good at team defense.

 

[DeadMan]

This Wisconsin team is the worst Wisconsin team in at least fifteen years. They are noticeably bad at everything except team defense. They are good at team defense.

You have the memory of a fucking goldfish. They didn't even make the tournament last year. They were below .500 and finished 70th in KenPom. Jesus Christ.

 

[bruin]

DeadMad indeed @bruin228

 

[Brick]

You have the memory of a fucking goldfish. They didn't even make the tournament last year. They were below .500 and finished 70th in KenPom. Jesus Christ.

free ballin got deadman feelin SHOOK

 

[Brick]

wisconsin taking charges at halfcourt. fuck this program. kaminski was a joke

 

[kella]

This game is fucking awful

 

[CJ_24]

You have the memory of a fucking goldfish. They didn't even make the tournament last year. They were below .500 and finished 70th in KenPom. Jesus Christ.

Fair. I was in law school last year, I've been unaware of college basketball's existence for three years. This team is Wisconsin's worst good team in fifteen years.

 

[Hachiko]

wisconsin taking charges at halfcourt. fuck this program. kaminski was a joke

Like our president. Agreed.

 

[Hachiko]

 

[DeadMan]

wisconsin taking charges at halfcourt. fuck this program. kaminski was a joke

They are awful. Davidson is king douche too.

 

[Brick]

if you look on press row you can see CLOWNZANO.

i bet he already has a draft ready to go about how the ball boy mopping sweat smiled at payton pritchard.

bottom left with the bald hot dog neck.

 

[kella]

Just like how people going to trump rallies make me feel weird that anyone thinks he's not a total retard, the fact that CLOWNZANO has won journalism awards makes me feel like an alien.

 

[Brick]

They are awful. Davidson is king douche too.

just got his shit swatted back to wisconsin. lmao

 

[Wuf]

Wisconsin are Bush league queeuhhhs

 

[Brick]

Just like how people going to trump rallies make me feel weird that anyone thinks he's not a total retard, the fact that CLOWNZANO has won journalism awards makes me feel like an alien.

it wasn't a question of if, but of how bad his tweet about the block would be

 

[goblue96]

Badger loss would mean that I win the survivor pool I entered. Louisville burned everybody but three people.

 

[CJ_24]

Now Happ can concentrate on fulfilling his destiny as a used insurance salesman.

 

[Skeeter]

Wisconsin is ass. How are they a 5? B1G?

 

[goblue96]

Now Happ can concentrate on fulfilling his destiny as a used insurance salesman.

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Manager

 

[CJ_24]

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Manager

Have you seen him shoot? Do you really want him picking you up?

 

[goblue96]

Have you seen him shoot? Do you really want him picking you up?

He got that old man YMCA game at age 23.

 

[CJ_24]

Old man game makes free throws and fifteen footers. Happ, not so much.

 

[Skeeter]

Badger loss would mean that I win the survivor pool I entered. Louisville burned everybody but three people.

I

What kind of survival pool is this where everyone was on Louisville?

 

[goblue96]

What kind of survival pool is this where everyone was on Louisville?

One where everyone hated Minnesota. Syracuse also knocked out a few people too.

The final 3:

Player A: Texas Tech and Wisconsin
Player B: Wisconsin and Ohio State
Me: Texas Tech and Buffalo

 

[Brick]

who blackmailed ernie johnson into being in that commercial?

 

[adchester]

Minnesota is in the second round and Wisconsin and BITCH MAID Davison lost?

 

[adchester]

Lol Dook

 

[pavel]

Greatest possible moment in irvine's history since?

@Orlando @pavel

since this, obv

 

[Brick]

coach k losing to a corch wearing a t shirt with a suit would make my dreams come true.

 

[Yankee151]

I assume Carson Wentz is at this game and the camera has already panned to him 8 times.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

@TonyGin&Juice ’s Liberty Flames hanging tough

 

[Skeeter]

One where everyone hated Minnesota. Syracuse also knocked out a few people too.

The final 3:

Player A: Texas Tech and Wisconsin
Player B: Wisconsin and Ohio State
Me: Texas Tech and Buffalo

Maybe I don't know what a basketball survival pool is. Why no 1s or 2s?

 

[goblue96]

Maybe I don't know what a basketball survival pool is. Why no 1s or 2s?

Pool rules: each person picked two teams from Thursday games and two teams from Friday games.
Once you pick a team, you can’t pick them again (why no 1s and 2s)
If your picked loses, you are eliminated.
Person who goes the furthest is the winner. (I won because I was only person to make it to Saturday’s games)

After the first round: 2nd round - one team picked for Saturday and one team Sunday
Round of 16 to final: one team picked per round

 

[Skeeter]

Ok. I'm still going to pick the trash high seeds early when I know they're going to win. Who trusts Virginia to get to the elite 8 anyway

 

[goblue96]

I went with high-middle seeds that would win their first game but struggle going forward.

Auburn
FSU
Texas Tech
SUNY-Buffalo