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Olympic shit and pissing show

Hachiko

The Akita on Utopia
USA have Sandusky'd Serbia in men's basketball.
Rank NOC Gold Silver Bronze Total
1 United States (USA) 46 37 38 121
2 Great Britain (GBR) 27 23 17 67
3 China (CHN) 26 18 26 70
4 Russia (RUS) 19 18 19 56
5 Germany (GER) 17 10 15 42
6 Japan (JPN) 12 8 21 41
7 France (FRA) 10 18 14 42
8 South Korea (KOR) 9 3 9 21
9 Italy (ITA) 8 12 8 28
10 Australia (AUS) 8 11 10 29
11 Netherlands (NED) 8 7 4 19
12 Hungary (HUN) 8 3 4 15
13 Brazil (BRA)* 7 6 6 19
14 Spain (ESP) 7 4 7 18
15 Kenya (KEN) 6 6 1 13
16 Jamaica (JAM) 6 3 2 11
17 Croatia (CRO) 5 3 2 10
18 Cuba (CUB) 5 2 4 11
19 New Zealand (NZL) 4 9 5 18
20 Canada (CAN) 4 3 15 22
21 Uzbekistan (UZB) 4 2 7 13
22 Kazakhstan (KAZ) 3 5 9 17
23 Colombia (COL) 3 2 3 8
24 Switzerland (SUI) 3 2 2 7
25 Iran (IRI) 3 1 4 8
26 Greece (GRE) 3 1 2 6
27 Argentina (ARG) 3 1 0 4
28 Denmark (DEN) 2 6 7 15
29 Sweden (SWE) 2 6 3 11
30 South Africa (RSA) 2 6 2 10
31 Ukraine (UKR) 2 5 4 11
32 Serbia (SRB) 2 4 2 8
33 Poland (POL) 2 3 6 11
34 North Korea (PRK) 2 3 2 7
35 Belgium (BEL) 2 2 2 6
Thailand (THA) 2 2 2 6
36 Slovakia (SVK) 2 2 0 4
37 Georgia (GEO) 2 1 4 7
39 Azerbaijan (AZE) 1 7 10 18
40 Belarus (BLR) 1 4 4 9
41 Turkey (TUR) 1 3 4 8
42 Armenia (ARM) 1 3 0 4
43 Czech Republic (CZE) 1 2 7 10
44 Ethiopia (ETH) 1 2 5 8
45 Slovenia (SLO) 1 2 1 4
46 Indonesia (INA) 1 2 0 3
47 Romania (ROU) 1 1 3 5
48 Bahrain (BRN) 1 1 0 2
Vietnam (VIE) 1 1 0 2
50 Chinese Taipei (TPE) 1 0 2 3
51 Bahamas (BAH) 1 0 1 2
Ivory Coast (CIV) 1 0 1 2
Independent Olympic Athletes (IOA) 1 0 1 2
54 Fiji (FIJ) 1 0 0 1
Jordan (JOR) 1 0 0 1
Kosovo (KOS) 1 0 0 1
Puerto Rico (PUR) 1 0 0 1
Singapore (SIN) 1 0 0 1
Tajikistan (TJK) 1 0 0 1
60 Malaysia (MAS) 0 4 1 5
61 Mexico (MEX) 0 3 2 5
62 Algeria (ALG) 0 2 0 2
Ireland (IRL) 0 2 0 2
64 Lithuania (LTU) 0 1 3 4
65 Bulgaria (BUL) 0 1 2 3
Venezuela (VEN) 0 1 2 3
67 India (IND) 0 1 1 2
Mongolia (MGL) 0 1 1 2
69 Burundi (BDI) 0 1 0 1
Grenada (GRN) 0 1 0 1
Niger (NIG) 0 1 0 1
Philippines (PHI) 0 1 0 1
Qatar (QAT) 0 1 0 1
74 Norway (NOR) 0 0 4 4
75 Egypt (EGY) 0 0 3 3
Tunisia (TUN) 0 0 3 3
77 Israel (ISR) 0 0 2 2
78 Austria (AUT) 0 0 1 1
Dominican Republic (DOM) 0 0 1 1
Estonia (EST) 0 0 1 1
Finland (FIN) 0 0 1 1
Morocco (MAR) 0 0 1 1
Moldova (MDA) 0 0 1 1
Nigeria (NGR) 0 0 1 1
Portugal (POR) 0 0 1 1
Trinidad and Tobago (TTO) 0 0 1 1
United Arab Emirates (UAE) 0 0 1 1
Total (87 NOCs) 307 307 361 975
 

Hachiko

The Akita on Utopia
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goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
You can put me in the group of people who didn't watch NBC's coverage but watched the Olympics through the app. I think the only time I watched prime time NBC coverage was on Thursday when I was at my dad's house.

Even though television viewership was down 17 percent total, users streaming the events through the NBC Sports App and NBCOlympics.com increased by 24 percent from the London games.
 

jamesnathan

Resident Mormon
And thus ends an imperfect Olympic Games. Considering the turmoil in the third-world country that put on the Games, though, I thought they did pretty good. I had been hoping the closing ceremonies would include some of the more popular music groups (like when Australia and London won). But they chose to basically do a mini-Carnival. I understand the decision, but to me watching Carnival isn't much fun. I think the crowd and the athletes had fun, but probably not the viewers.
 

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
Happy Opening Day gentleman!

Most excited for:

Women's hockey (one of my former classmates is on the Swedish team)

Biathlon (It's dope)

Long track speed skating (Most suspenseful)

Curling (Most of the USA team is Duluthians, gotta rep the hometown)

Hopefully, Shuster doesn't shit the bed in this Olympics. 4-14 as a skip in the last two Olympics. Does have a bronze medal from when he threw lead for Fenson back in '06
 

Hike

güero
Happy Opening Day gentleman!

Most excited for:

Women's hockey (one of my former classmates is on the Swedish team)

Biathlon (It's dope)

Long track speed skating (Most suspenseful)

Curling (Most of the USA team is Duluthians, gotta rep the hometown)

I thinks that’s the only event my kids want to see. Maybe those crazy people on the skeleton too.
 

GR8 2 B FL G8R

Well-Known Member
NVM another Spirit airlines anti gay scam was not a gay scam

I somehow had to activate my NBC Sports on Firestick again after watching at least 17 games of Collinsworth on this device
 

BearDownUofA

Festizio
This Olympic Athlete from Russia thing is really fucking stupid. Like, I get that the country itself needs to be punished but the way they're treating these athletes (who are AFAIK clean) is absurd. They shouldn't be forced into this OAR thing. Just let them call themselves Russia and let them march under the flag but only let the medals that they win count for them individually but not towards the country's total.
 

BearDownUofA

Festizio
Also, besides bribe money paid to the IOC, is there any particular reason why the next two Olympiads are on the same continent as this one? It seems a bit counterproductive to the mission of spreading sports around the world.
 

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
Curling starting right now. Perfect timing. Just got home from class. Bulleit and fall asleep to fat Americans prolly losing.
 

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
Korean guy can't stop blinking and shutting his eyes closed real hard. Already hate him. Shit is annoying.
 

NML

Well-Known Member
I’m watching this mustache dude on the mixed curling - and it looks like we are set to get four points, and somehow we bumble fuck our way to Korea getting one lol

For a sport you can play while being fat and drinking, we should really be better at it
 

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
I’m watching this mustache dude on the mixed curling - and it looks like we are set to get four points, and somehow we bumble fuck our way to Korea getting one lol

For a sport you can play while being fat and drinking, we should really be better at it
I've been to the curling club, the problem is we care much more about the being fat and drinking parts :laughing:
 

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
I’m watching this mustache dude on the mixed curling - and it looks like we are set to get four points, and somehow we bumble fuck our way to Korea getting one lol

For a sport you can play while being fat and drinking, we should really be better at it

I saw a stat while this shitshow unfold live last night that mustache dude was curling at 17% on his takeouts. That percentage will see you on the losing end of most matches in the competitive league I play in.

Olympic curlers should not be missing wide open takeouts like that.
 

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
Mikaela Shiffrin wears a Captain Marvel ski suit costume, hah. (I clearly have no idea what those uniforms are called)
 
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