Rutgers-Michigan Suicide Watch Thread

[goblue96]

@DeadMan @wolverine318 @Rutgers Mike

Find you razor blades here.

 

[DeadMan]

Michigan with the early lead! And they're running no huddle!



. . . but still running into 11 man boxes. ugh.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

My stomach hurts already. But that might be from the terrible food i eat.

 

[DeadMan]

Don't swallow your razor blades.

By the way, I'm not on suicide watch. I'm too apathetic.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Nice pitch and catch.

I'm worried about Rutgers being able to get the traditional run game going. Gonna have to get that screen game going.

 

[goblue96]

The patron saint of this thread.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

3 and out. Thats what I like.

 

[DeadMan]

I love that Michigan motions players to bring more defenders into the box. Because we need more people in the box to not block apparently...

 

[Rutgers Mike]

I hope Carroo didn't get a concussion.

 

[DeadMan]

Well, that's probably game blouses.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Well, that's probably game blouses.

Stop, this is Rutgers we are talking about.

 

[DeadMan]

Have you not seen Michigan play this year?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

I've seen Rutgers play for 25 years.

And we don't have anyone who can matchup with Funchess.

 

[DeadMan]

Well Michigan doesn't have anyone that can get him the ball so you'll be fine.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

He's already got 3 for 54, so I doubt it.

 

[bruin228]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

How the fuck does the QB false start?

 

[DeadMan]

How the fuck does Gary Nova scramble for 16 yards?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

You may be right. Not sure how you catch a punt at the 4 yard line.

 

[kella]

I have this game on alternate from the nats game. This shit is sad

 

[DeadMan]

I have this game on alternate from the nats game. This shit is sad

This is the best Michigan's offense has looked since App State. That's how bad Michigan's offense has been.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

All your base @Kella

 

[kella]

Jesus Christ nats

 

[DeadMan]

DAT FAKE PUNT

 

[Rutgers Mike]

DAT FAKE PUNT

 

[kella]

Dat's just hard foobaw right there

 

[DeadMan]

Why are you watching this game? There are other games on, Kella.

 

[kella]

It's the channel under FS1

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Is it just me or are these officials ?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

1st and goal~!

 

[DeadMan]

How is Gary Nova this good?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

How is Gary Nova this good?

He is having a "Good Gary" game. He has a few of those every year. Last year it was Fresno, Arkansas, SMU and Temple. The year before it was Arkansas and Temple. His problem is consistency. He has too many "Bad Gary" games where he throws 3+ picks. It's kinda like what Eli Manning does.

I am shocked that he has 282 yards at the half

 

[Rutgers Mike]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

GJGE losing 16 yards on a sack Gardner

 

[goblue96]

GJGE losing 16 yards on a sack Gardner

No one scrambles around and loses yardage like Gardner. It's his special gift.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

catch the ball. Please

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Defense can catch the ball too

 

[ZeekLTK]

just changed over to check on the game and saw the pick, nice!

 

[DeadMan]

Just fire everybody. Offensive play calling is fucking atrocious. Let's set up our OL to miss blocks on slow developing run plays and then get into 3rd and long so they can tee off on Gardner!

Can't believe I'm missing Borges, but there it is.

 

[DeadMan]

just changed over to check on the game and saw the pick, nice!

Isn't there an Icelandic soccer game for you to watch or something?

 

[goblue96]

Just fire everybody. Offensive play calling is fucking atrocious. Let's set up our OL to miss blocks on slow developing run plays and then get into 3rd and long so they can tee off on Gardner!

Can't believe I'm missing Borges, but there it is.

I miss Cam Cameron.

 

[ZeekLTK]

Isn't there an Icelandic soccer game for you to watch or something?

It's like 2 AM there, learn your timezones. lol

 

[Rutgers Mike]

drive killing penalties.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Nevermind.

 

[DeadMan]

 

[bruin228]

ESPN says there's 14 seconds left in the game. That's not right, is it?

EDIT: It's fixed, nevermind.

 

[DeadMan]

I wish.

 

[kella]

Gary Nova looks like a bartender at a gay hispanic club

 

[goblue96]

Insurmountable two-possession lead. Game blouses.

 

[DeadMan]

Gary Nova looks like a bartender at a gay hispanic club

Is that you, buckeyenation?