The 2020 perpetual OFFSEASON THREAD

[Brick]

oh man CLOWNZANO in MIDSEASON FORM

Getting back to normal?

That notion is a powerful tonic, isn’t it?

Sports?

You still out there?

Risk management, see?

 

[bruin]

JAR says tell the BRUINS @bruin @bruin228 they smell like bitches. JAR turning on @bruin228 in some Trumpkin vs Trumpkin violence!

 

[bruin]

YEAH BABY I JUST LOVE WAKING UP EVERY MORNING AND SEE NOTHING BUT POLITICS ALL DAY BABY BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO DONT YOU JUST EAT IT UP AND AN ESCAPE ON YOUR FALL WEEKENDS BUT NO SIR EEEE BABY POLITICS BABY INJECT IT IN MY EYE BALLS BABY REO SPEEDWAGON

 

[Yankee151]

@bruin @bruin228 with the all caps incoherent posting, the season cancellation already claims one victim

 

[bruin]

@bruin @bruin228 with the all caps incoherent posting, the season cancellation already claims one victim

THIS IS THE NEW NORM BABY @Yankee151
BOXING DEAD?!? WHERES CANELOS DATE ON DAZN?!? FURY-WILDER 3!?!?!? SPENCE-GARCIA IS DOPE BUT THATS MONTHS AWAY ...

WHERE DID OUR LEADERS GO???!!

YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE....AT THE NEW NORM! -MUSBURGER VOICE

 

[bruin228]

YEAH BABY I JUST LOVE WAKING UP EVERY MORNING AND SEE NOTHING BUT POLITICS ALL DAY BABY BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO DONT YOU JUST EAT IT UP AND AN ESCAPE ON YOUR FALL WEEKENDS BUT NO SIR EEEE BABY POLITICS BABY INJECT IT IN MY EYE BALLS BABY REO SPEEDWAGON

 

[jamesnathan]

It would be hilarious just so ya'll could see my POWER!

 

[Skeeter]

 

[coogrfan]

Does this mean the AAC is (for one year) a P5?

 

[goblue96]

No

 

[silverwheels]

 

[coogrfan]

No

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

It would be hilarious if Nebraska joins the SEC just to get their shit kicked in.

No Rutgers and Illinois to beat up on in the SEC PAWLLLLL

I don't think you realize how many alcoholics are going to beat their wives if we don't play ball this fall

 

[Skeeter]

Sauces reporting all conferences cancel in the next few weeks and right now is just posturing.

 

[CJ_24]

I don't think you realize how many alcoholics are going to beat their wives if we don't play ball this fall

Sadly, i think domestic violence is pervasive whether or not footbaw is played

 

[kella]

no way

 

[Hollywood]

 

[coogrfan]

No details as to the cause, but he was hospitalized in early July after contracting COVID-19.

Fuck you, 2020.

Edit "Yeoman was admitted to the hospital in July for COVID-19. He was released but readmitted this weekend, according to his son, Bill Yeoman Jr. He died Wednesday afternoon."

https://www.khou.com/article/sports...t-92/285-6a46fde9-8f28-4898-a791-1113a6d8a6d8

 

[goblue96]

CROOTS CALL!

 

[bruin228]

 

[Irishman]

Ma Bell got the ill communication, apparently.

 

[Brick]

GOTTA HAVE MA'FOOTBAW

 

[adchester]

GOTTA HAVE MA'FOOTBAW

GOTTA HAVE MA'CTE

 

[bruin]

SEE YOU FUCKS IN OCTOBER IN THIS THREAD CLAMORING FOR THE SPORT WHILE BITCHING ABOUT TAKING YOUR SHIT KIDS FOR A WALK WHEN YOU COULDA BEEN LISTENING TO GUS

 

[kella]

My dad mutes Gus and KLATT. He doesn't like how overexcited Gus gets and that Klatt "just explains the obvious that everyone watching football already knows." I let him know that is true, but also Klatt will just guess at what happened, be immediately proven wrong by video, and not mention anything about it like he wasn't blatantly wrong. That's his true evil.

 

[bruin]

ZERO SCREENS THIS FALL

HASNT SUNKEN IN YET

 

[Bmack]

ZERO SCREENS THIS FALL

HASNT SUNKEN IN YET

You have hopes n dreams of sec/acc challenge

 

[bruin]

IF THE ACC AND SEC (IT REALLY DOES MEAN MORE) SEC PLAY I WILL CHANGE MY AVI FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS ...

 

[Bmack]

IF THE ACC AND SEC (IT REALLY DOES MEAN MORE) SEC PLAY I WILL CHANGE MY AVI FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS ...

To honor your oath I oath to change mine for the first time in 6 weeks.

Although my current AVI is ALL-SEC

 

[bruin]

@Travis7401

WATCHED THE WONDER YEARS EP LAST WHEN WHEN KAREN TURNED 18. THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN HER AND JACK HIT THE FEELS BIG TIME ... SEASON 3

 

[ZackMills]

S3 has some great ones. MULTIPLE math teacher episodes, Wayne driving, Kevin playing baseball and football, and FRED isn't awkward yet.

 

[Travis7401]

I can’t wait for the wrestling episode, god I hope that’s not a Mandela effect artifact from another sim

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Irishman]

 

[adchester]

Maybe if we had affordable mental health services people wouldn't have to rely on college students getting CTE to make their life worth living but alas Charlie probably doesn't think that's a good idea

 

[Irishman]

Also this:

 

[bruin228]

 

[bruin]

S3 has some great ones. MULTIPLE math teacher episodes, Wayne driving, Kevin playing baseball and football, and FRED isn't awkward yet.

GLEE CLUB

I GOT DARK FOR A SECOND THINKING THE TEACHER WAS ON DOWNERS...THEN REMEMBERED SHES JUST SENSITIVE..AND THEN THEY NEVER SAW HER AGAIN

 

[bruin]

JUST THINK ONE MONTH FROM NOW WE CANT WATCH IOWA-AKRON FEATURING THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF BETH MOWIN WOW GOTTA LOVE IT

 

[Soonerfan09]

Lol, OU goes like 4 weeks with 0 players testing positive. Then they take a break, one player gets a DUI, and 6 players come back and test positive.
High major college sports are probably safer for a lot of athletes (with exception - sickle cell, etc.) than not having college sports as far as Covid goes.

 

[Travis7401]

Yeah, It's a lot like how the slaves were really better off with their masters because the masters took good care of them. Provided housing and clothes, fed them, etc. Way better off than they would have been without master.

 

[Soonerfan09]

 

[Brick]

Yeah, It's a lot like how the slaves were really better off with their masters because the masters took good care of them. Provided housing and clothes, fed them, etc. Way better off than they would have been without master.

 

[Soonerfan09]

Yeah, It's a lot like how the slaves were really better off with their masters because the masters took good care of them. Provided housing and clothes, fed them, etc. Way better off than they would have been without master.

LMAO at comparing college athletes to slaves! How insensitive and delusional can you be? Do you honestly believe that the worst part of being a slave is that someone else got rich off of your efforts? Have you ever even thought what it would be like to be a slave? I feel like the “controlling every aspect of your life for the entirety of your life” would be a lot worse than that.

 

[BasinBictory]

LMAO at comparing college athletes to slaves! How insensitive and delusional can you be? Do you honestly believe that the worst part of being a slave is that someone else got rich off of your efforts? Have you ever even thought what it would be like to be a slave? I feel like the “controlling every aspect of your life for the entirety of your life” would be a lot worse than that.

Nah. Living in Oklahoma must be worse.

 

[Soonerfan09]

Nah. Living in Oklahoma must be worse.

Don’t do this.

 

[Yankee151]

LMAO at comparing college athletes to slaves! How insensitive and delusional can you be? Do you honestly believe that the worst part of being a slave is that someone else got rich off of your efforts? Have you ever even thought what it would be like to be a slave? I feel like the “controlling every aspect of your life for the entirety of your life” would be a lot worse than that.

You posted a South Park reaction gif without recognizing the penultimate South Park reaction vidya when it comes to college sports

 

[Soonerfan09]

You posted a South Park reaction gif without recognizing the penultimate South Park reaction vidya when it comes to college sports

Different episodes, doesn’t matter.

 

[bruin228]

He mad

 

[Soonerfan09]

He mad

I am not mad. I am disappoint, son. If you would quit trollin’ on urtopia, you’d probably have a real jerb by now.