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goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
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TonyGin&Juice

Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Checks standing on NHL.com.

See Penguins only have 25 points.

Looks at “FIVE TIMES STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS” banner in home office next to sign up pucks by Dirty Gino and Sid the Kid.

Tear drops eye.

Four ounces of Diet Dr Pepper poured onto rug.

Turns out lights, commits suicide.
 
What a shit show. He's obviously a lame duck and everyone knows it. It does the team no good to keep him back there so they can get housed every game until he's gone. At least fire him and appoint an interim just to try and salvage some dignity - for Hak and the team. It's too bad that it didn't work out. Hak seems like a good guy, just better at motivating college talent rather than NHL talent.
 

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
Carter Hart called up from Lehigh Valley. Could start tomorrow against Detroit with Neuvirth out on paternity leave and the other four goalies all injured.
 

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
Hakstol officially out according to Chickie and Pete's Crab Fry Seasoning AND Heinz 57 Sauce. Scott Gordon, head coach of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms, takes the job with an interim title.

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Nothing like having seven goalies on the roster, and the only one who is capable of playing is a twenty-year-old. This organization is so fucked up.
 

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
Not the preds. They have been pitiful lately. I don’t even watch during the regular season though l must admit. Box score checker and highlight watcher until playoffs.
 
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