Week 12 Thread (Learning to Fly)

[bruin228]

lol was this after an Ole Miss loss or the Manziel loss?

Lightning is right, second loss to Ole Miss

 

[Southpaw]

I'm not even an Alabama fan and I can remember all their losses from the last 5 years.

 

[Lightningwar]

I'm not even an Alabama fan and I can remember all their losses from the last 5 years.

Yeah that happens when they lose 1 game a year. Now to toot my own alma maters horn. The senior class for the 2014 NDSU team had more national championships(4) than they had losses(3) over their career. Wentz class had 5 national championships and 5 losses. Slackers...

 

[bruin]

Klatt's always reminded me of @TrojanMan

 

[TrojanMan]

On top of all that, Helton was given an extension last year which would make buying him out prohibitively expensive. So, short of him getting caught buggering 13-year old Thai ladyboys in the Heritage Hall lavatory, he's likely to be here for 2019.

Fingers crossed......

 

[goblue96]

What if Helton kills five hookers?

 

[silverwheels]

What if Helton kills five hookers?

Broadcasting career.

 

[bruin228]

What if Helton kills five hookers?

Wazzu fires Leach

 

[Rutgers Mike]

What if Rutgers Mike kills Rutgers Mike?

 

[coogrfan]

 

[bjc]

That coach is a bitch maid

 

[DeadMan]

Back to Mike Leach, this is probably the biggest problem that bigger schools would have with him:

 

[Travis7401]

How much cash does winning 10 games instead of 2 games get you?

 

[Travis7401]

I definitely can overlook some of NORMA’s separation anxiety issues because she helps me murder Yankee thousands of times a year instead of just once or twice.

 

[Soonerfan09]

Why do all Yahoo sports writers look like hipsters and why to they all hate Leach?

 

[bruin228]

That guy has more of a purple pennant look to me

 

[silverwheels]

Would love to put Iowa State-Texas on at work tomorrow night but it's on the Longhorn Network, so...

 

[coogrfan]

 

[BasinBictory]

You can have JT Daniels if you want...

 

[bjc]

Big 12 CCG scenarios:

1) Maybe most probable?

WVU beats OSU, then:

If OU wins, OU vs WVU if Texas beats Iowa State, or OU vs Iowa State if the reverse happens.

If WVU wins,

WVU vs Texas if Texas wins, WVU vs OU if reverse.

If WVU loses to OSU but beats OU, we get WVU vs winner of Iowa State/Texas. If WVU drops the remaining two games, then we get OU vs winner of ISU/Texas.



In short:

Go Pokes, go Iowa State, and then country roads next Saturday. Really I just want to see Iowa State in the Big 12 title game lol

 

[silverwheels]

I saw a spreadsheet that had all the possible scenarios on GOOD TWITTER but I can't find it. I just remember OU had an 11 out of 16 chance to play in the game. An OU/WVU rematch was the most likely.

 

[silverwheels]

Ha, found it:

 

[bjc]

I saw a spreadsheet that had all the possible scenarios on GOOD TWITTER but I can't find it. I just remember OU had an 11 out of 16 chance to play in the game. An OU/WVU rematch was the most likely.

And OU’s defense takes the field in 0/16.

Ostrich

 

[silverwheels]

And OU’s defense takes the field in 0/16.

Ostrich

GOT EEEMMMMM!

 

[bruin]

You can have JT Daniels if you want...

Interesting.

Piece on Helton in the Times today saying boosters would take a loss tomorrow if it meant getting rid of Helton.

“Sometimes when you win, you lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win.”

SC checked out? Bruins Bowl game is tomorrow /haha.ok jlaw.gif

Most losses combined for both teams tomorrow ‘13’.

Still think when SC ended the streak in ‘99, it was the ugliest game I in the rivalry I can remember. Just glad it’s at 12:30. Just wish OSU-Mich was at 9:00 and Auburn/Bama at night.

 

[kella]

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Def had some Identity Crisis in the rotation last week hermano brock

Yoooo they're still doing this live. Saw a while back they said they wouldn't anymore.



Riley's snare tuning is still some of the best.

 

[bruin]

Drunk af

CHIPready2roll

 

[coogrfan]

You can have JT Daniels if you want...

Hmmm...

King: 50 tds (36 passing, 14 rushing)
Daniels (11,0).

Pass.

 

[coogrfan]

Interesting.

Piece on Helton in the Times today saying boosters would take a loss tomorrow if it meant getting rid of Helton.

“Sometimes when you win, you lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win.”

SC checked out? Bruins Bowl game is tomorrow /haha.ok jlaw.gif

The Les Miles Paradox?

 

[BasinBictory]

Interesting.

Piece on Helton in the Times today saying boosters would take a loss tomorrow if it meant getting rid of Helton.

“Sometimes when you win, you lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win.”

SC checked out? Bruins Bowl game is tomorrow /haha.ok jlaw.gif

Most losses combined for both teams tomorrow ‘13’.

Still think when SC ended the streak in ‘99, it was the ugliest game I in the rivalry I can remember. Just glad it’s at 12:30. Just wish OSU-Mich was at 9:00 and Auburn/Bama at night.

Eh. I would never cheer against my alma mater, even if it meant getting rid of a terrible disappointment of a coach, and least of all when they're playing an archrivals, but I understand the sentiment.

Helton is just bad. And I mean, really bad. Even Paul Hackett's teams weren't this bad. At least those late 90s teams knew they were bad. This team showboats and does stupid shit constantly, but they're horrible in executing and actually playing good football.

I predict Juicy wins handily, and then ND stomps us by 40.

 

[Bmack]

Marylands McFarland vs Ohio st so far: 3 attempts, 155 yds, 2 tds.

 

[bruin228]

OSU is so fucking bad defensively

Schiano lol

They’re gonna get crushed next week

 

[silverwheels]

Matt Campbell to Ohio State?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Rutgers lose yet?

 

[bruin228]

Lol

 

[bruin228]

KEEP CHOPPIN

 

[ZackMills]

"Oh my god Dad, Alabama is tied with some poop team. That doesn't happen often."

 

[bruin228]

Wow, 10 points at half with the most talented supporting cast in college football against a sub .500 FCS team

Give Tua the Heisman now

This post was made by MINSHEW for Heisman Gang

 

[bjc]

Man some of y’all are so insufferable. If you have ever played sports or worked a job you know you ain’t coming out doing your best every week Bama by 30+ after the half

 

[bruin228]

Man some of y’all are so insufferable. If you have ever played sports or worked a job you know you ain’t coming out doing your best every week Bama by 30+ after the half

It was a joke, dummy

Tell me about Okie State’s defense, doe

 

[adchester]

Citadel is second best team in SEC confirmed

 

[bruin228]

I will find it hilarious though when the committee insists on ranking LSU top 10 when they scored at least 10 fewer points than the fucking Citadel

 

[bjc]

ostrich

 

[OU11]

Sure Bama will most likely hang 50 in the second half, but maybe...

 

[adchester]

Man some of y’all are so insufferable. If you have ever played sports or worked a job you know you ain’t coming out doing your best every week Bama by 30+ after the half

 

[Skeeter]

Man we are who we are this year.

 

[bjc]

Sure Bama will most likely hang 50 in the second half, but maybe...

take ur shirt off

 

[OU11]

take ur shirt off

Have one arm out

 

[Rutgers Mike]

McSorley eat penis

 

[bjc]

Maryland is melting down so hard lol