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World Cup- Semifinal thread
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hayvis
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German people are so much more athletic than Murricans. It's the pure Aryan blood in them that makes them dominant. Murrica could never hope to produce a soccer athlete on the level of Muller. His socks don't even stay up. Why are our white guys so shitty compared to their white guys?
This would be awesome. No keeper, anyone who can kick a 15lb ball that far scores
In all my soccer watching the last few weeks, I think I saw about 4 players total that could even pick up a 15lb medicine ball. #twinks #toomanysalads
BasinBictory
OUT with the GOUT
Give them the Uday Hussain treatment. If a game goes to OT, the losing team gets executed, or at least decimated.
chibob
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Muller is awesome, but getting scored on by that guy must feel like being the high school quarterback and having your girlfriend get stolen by the president of the chess club. It's mind bottling. No way should that guy be as good as he is.
chibob
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I dated a girl who was super afraid of midgets, so my friend and I played a "prank" on her by sticking his 5 year old brother Chibob in her school locker dressed as a munchkin. Years later I can laugh about it, but at the time she panicked and kicked the little guy pretty hard and ran away crying... so my clever plan resulted in a 5 year old Chibob crying and my girlfriend crying. I remember thinking "well, I'm not sure how I really expected that to go."
chibob
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Muller is a beast.
Hes 24, hes won the Bundesliga three times, the German league cup three times, he was voted best young player at the 2010 FIFA World Cup, won the Champions League and as of right now has nine World Cup goals to his name!
Hes also the reigning Golden Boot holder.
Say what you want about his playing style, his physical attributes but that guy is out and out striker. His movement, mentality and technique is just perfect.
Hes 24, hes won the Bundesliga three times, the German league cup three times, he was voted best young player at the 2010 FIFA World Cup, won the Champions League and as of right now has nine World Cup goals to his name!
Hes also the reigning Golden Boot holder.
Say what you want about his playing style, his physical attributes but that guy is out and out striker. His movement, mentality and technique is just perfect.
chibob
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chibob
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Also Thomas Muller is the shining example to the fact that @Travis7401 is full of shit.
He's an angry elf.
Yep. He's pretty fucking awesome. And he doesn't really have any weaknesses. He's fast (enough), he's physical (enough), he's got good ball control and movement, his anticipation and positioning are god-like, and he seems like he can run for days.
The only thing I don't like about him is that he hits the deck a little too often for a German. He must have an aunt or something with some Latin blood that spoiled his genes in that regard.
Muller or chibob?
I'm not going to dignify that question with a response.
chibob
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Valbuena.
It was in the 1880s in England.
pip pip cheerio
chibob
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No dude, it was association football, of which soccer became a slang term.
So it was called soccer you say?
well as long as we stick to calling it association football, I'm fine.
chibob
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No.
A group of people used this term.
There was never an official name change, or a universal adoption.
The whole concept of soccer being anything more than a slang term is apocryphal.
Its like saying b-ball is the common usage for basketball.
chibob
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And then play a nice game of bat mound? Or possibly egg pads?
Are those terms used or did you just make those up?
chibob
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I think you know the answer to your question.
So its not like soccer then. A whole country used the word in 1880
chibob
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A whole country uses it now too, doesnt make it anymore correct.
And no, a whole country, of which I believe youre implying England did not use it.
Everyone in England used it as a slang term. The official name was Association Football (what kind of name for a sport is that?) but everybody called it soccer. We merely adopted what you chaps called it
chibob
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Where do you get this bullshit?
Wikipedia
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ball-Round-Global-History/dp/1594482969
I know more about soccer than anyone on earth who hasn't read that book #hipster
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chibob
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This isnt even good trog trapping.