Dr. Shats Basoon
Closed mouths don't get fed
The college football season finale was one for the ages. Urban Meyer silenced the critics who said Ohio State did not belong, Jameis Winston outdid himself yet again, and a little Moke from the sunny island of Oahu won college football's greatest individual honor. For some there was glory; most only despair. For all the brilliance we experienced, the end of the 2014 football season ended no different then the last decade....
The SEC national championship streak stands at 9.
2006 - Florida
2007 - LSU
2008 - Florida
2009 - Alabama
2010 - Auburn
2011 - Alabama
2012 - Alabama
Due to lack of challenge from the rest of the nation, the SEC decided to create one on their own. And so The Great Leap Forward™ began in earnest. Like a Reedwood scattering its seeds in the wind, the SEC high command sent their best champions around the nation in order to cultivate fast, furious football.
2013 - Florida State, coached by Nick Saban disciple Jimbo Fisher, was the first non-SEC team to win a National Championship in years, but only by abandoning the weak ways of the ACC.
2014 - Ohio State, coached by two-time SEC champion Urban Meyer (also two-time national champion), rose through the ashes like a phoenix and returned the B1G to national success.
The Year of our Lord 2015 is shaping up to be the best college football season ever!
What's next? Will the PAC 12 accept the SEC teachings and claim a crown? Big XII? Last year showed anyone can reach the biggest stage, if only they accept their traditional ways are obsolete, and accept the SEC into their hearts.
Fuck you, You'll watch it.
The SEC national championship streak stands at 9.
2006 - Florida
2007 - LSU
2008 - Florida
2009 - Alabama
2010 - Auburn
2011 - Alabama
2012 - Alabama
Due to lack of challenge from the rest of the nation, the SEC decided to create one on their own. And so The Great Leap Forward™ began in earnest. Like a Reedwood scattering its seeds in the wind, the SEC high command sent their best champions around the nation in order to cultivate fast, furious football.
2013 - Florida State, coached by Nick Saban disciple Jimbo Fisher, was the first non-SEC team to win a National Championship in years, but only by abandoning the weak ways of the ACC.
2014 - Ohio State, coached by two-time SEC champion Urban Meyer (also two-time national champion), rose through the ashes like a phoenix and returned the B1G to national success.
The Year of our Lord 2015 is shaping up to be the best college football season ever!
What's next? Will the PAC 12 accept the SEC teachings and claim a crown? Big XII? Last year showed anyone can reach the biggest stage, if only they accept their traditional ways are obsolete, and accept the SEC into their hearts.
Fuck you, You'll watch it.