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"Why are you beating up those kids that are 7 years younger than you?"

Jehovah, that game was ugly. And now I'm a sad man.

That fucking asshole Scott Barnes kept saying "Strength of schedule." Your strength of schedule doesn't mean shit if you don't win any of the games, much less get blown out, dick.

God this selection committee is fucking egregiously awful.

Mayock is funky for putting Kevin White ahead of Amari Cooper on his WR board. They're both extremely talented, but Cooper is an animal.

Collapse engage on that turnover.

To me, that's like testing positive for alcohol to me.

Diaz still da best entertaining fighter.

Pretty sure Derrick Marks is just Damian Lillard in a Boise State uniform.

" When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN." :laughing:

South Park just posted this on Facebook :laughing:

Watching Vandy trail by 3 with 5 minutes left against Kentucky. This will be the 3rd game I've watched where I'll be inevitably disappointed that UK isn't upset.

@Bmack was a consultant.

God I love the comments so much on deadspin. "Apparently, God looks a lot like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix."

My rate is $10/hr

QBR is so terrible lol. God I hate that stat.

Nantz just dropped "cross pollination" in the pregame. Fuck off Jim, this isn't the Masters.

/whiskey