2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[silverwheels]

 

[Brick]

CEO CORCH

 

[bruin]

Yikes. Coaches sabotaging their own players. Hermano @digs doesn’t deserve this.

 

[digs]

it seems pretty damn dysfunctional here. Just hoping ASU stays a perennial 8-4 or 7-5 team. The last 5 years, between this shit and the NCAA violations, have really fucked up the team.

Unreasonable to expect 10 win seasons every season but HERM era was a complete disaster. Hoping we get a good corch to right this PROGRUM but its feeling pretty bleak out here

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Dude is gonna look like such a genius for leaving UW-Whitewater if he gets the Nebraska job after eight years at Buffalo and Kansas of all teams

The Turner Gill victory tour

 

[Craig7835]

I was about to post the same thing
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[bruin228]

 

[kella]

Boy balloon

 

[silverwheels]

Ah, I missed it because it wasn't in tweet form because I'm a piece of shit like that.

 

[bruin228]

I’m worried kella doesn’t think wheels can change

 

[BasinBictory]

Yikes. Coaches sabotaging their own players. Hermano @digs doesn’t deserve this.

This is actually pretty amazing to me. Is there any similar precedent? Is Herm hated that much? I can understand an assistant coach maybe mailing it in and not giving his best efforts for a boss he doesn't want to work for, but deliberately sabotaging your own team seems well beyond the pale.

 

[doh]

Has Karl Dorrell been fired yet?

 

[Ander1345]

Has Karl Dorrell been fired yet?

I don't think Colorado can afford to buy him out.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

THIS IS KARL DORRELL FOOTBALL

 

[doh]

I don't think Colorado can afford to buy him out.

So I googled what it was and found a tweet of CLOWNZANO being corrected for not knowing WTF he's talking bout @Brick

 

[Ander1345]

Maybe I'm nuts but 8.7 seems like a pretty steep buyout for a school with a pretty middling financial base.

 

[kella]

Just raise tuition

 

[fried rice]

Maybe I'm nuts but 8.7 seems like a pretty steep buyout for a school with a pretty middling financial base.

To me, it’s a pretty steep buyout for a coach that no one should have hired in the first place.

 

[Brick]

To me, it’s a pretty steep buyout for a coach that no one should have hired in the first place.

it's idiot tax. who is the BUM AD who hired this chud.

 

[silverwheels]

Nerd schools should drop football altogether.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Nerd schools should drop football altogether.

$11.3m buyout for a guy I've never even heard of.

 

[doh]

Seems like a ton of guys could get fired mid-season...

2 down
Harsin, KARL DORRELL, Geoff Collins are next

Alright... Harsin and Dorrell to complete my parlay.

Half of these names are re-tread losers.... GOLDEN to GT!

 

[Brick]

BRONCO would be a good hire for any middle/low PROGRUM

 

[bruin]

KARL DORRELL FOOTBALL.

 

[Ander1345]

Alright... Harsin and Dorrell to complete my parlay.

Half of these names are re-tread losers.... GOLDEN to GT!

If it's not Jeff Monken what you doing?

 

[bruin228]

Alright... Harsin and Dorrell to complete my parlay.

Half of these names are re-tread losers.... GOLDEN to GT!

@PSUEagle said it was going to be BOB like a year ago

 

[Karl Hungus]

@digs ... thoughts?

 

[digs]

@digs ... thoughts?

"his defenders tackle, particularly the safeties"
"he can scheme with the best of them"
"he mixes coverage as well as anyone"

I can tell this guy is a big time ASU fan and wants to continue the destruction of the NU program that started in 1996 in Tempe.

 

[Plotty]

Add Paul Jesus Chryst to the list and bump to lava level for losing at home to Bert.

Corch ing candidates: Lance Leipold

 

[Rutgers Mike]

DORREL OUT
RUtgers Mike IN

 

[bruin228]

Can't wait for LOLORADO to hire the blandest corch imaginable

Or another HARD NOSED moron with Walters

 

[silverwheels]

Colorado Head Corch Mel Tucker

 

[Brick]

MEL

 

[digs]

Colorado welcomes corch HERM, press release mentions no bare cupboards but many references to "most programs are delusional thinking they deserve 10 win seasons, we have embraced 7-5 mediocrity and CROOTin violations, we are firm for HERM"

 

[bruin228]

Good hires would be:

Clawson (not happening)
Mendenhall
Lewis at Kent State
Mullen
Creighton at EMU

Who they will hire:

Some BUM

 

[silverwheels]

Also what is the UTSA corch waiting for

 

[goblue96]

Also what is the UTSA corch waiting for

To bring TEXAS back!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Paul Chryst OUT

Bielema BACK

 

[Plotty]

Add Paul Jesus Chryst to the list and bump to lava level for losing at home to Bert.

Corch ing candidates: Lance Leipold

Jesus this guy is amazing

 

[doh]

Seems like a ton of guys could get fired mid-season...

2 down
Harsin, KARL DORRELL, Geoff Collins are next

Harsin getting fired = I hit my 3-legged parlay.

I really hope Colorado paid some AgeNcY to tell them to hire Karl Dorrell and paid them $300k. That would be awesome.

 

[goblue96]

 

[Ander1345]

Holy shit Paul Chryst can never surpass Bielema in wins at Wisconsin now, will be literally 1 behind him forever.

Bret's a damn savage.

 

[Brick]

they gonna hire leonhard

 

[Ander1345]

Seems like Wisconsin hates being good then.

 

[bruin228]

Chryst getting fired is kind of insane lol

 

[Ander1345]

Chryst getting fired is kind of insane lol

I don't think so.

1. Paul hitched his future to Graham Mertz and just... fucking lol at that shit.

2. They have consistently trended downhill the previous 2 years and look absolutely horrendous when the run game doesn't work.

3. Jim Leonhard is likely getting probing inquiries, and Chryst was likely adding nothing to the offense or recruiting. So Wisconsin maybe figures since Leonhard is kinda HC in waiting... give him a shot now and if he flames out so be it.

 

[Brick]

trEndInG DoWN

he is 67-26 and 43-18 in league and is 2-1 in BCS games 6-1 in bowls and finished in the top 11 three of six seasons. it's a stupid firing by any metric. let's hear if he has stage 4 cancer.

 

[bruin228]

Hiring the DC with no HC experience always works out. Why is everyone so high on this dude anyway? He just gave up 34 points to Illinois and the biggest bit confused corch on the planet. He got torched by OSU. Yet everyone thinks they desperately need to retain the DC

HARD NOSED

 

[silverwheels]

Prolly banged a staffer

 

[bruin228]

Also, lol at Wisconsin looking “absolutely horrendous when the run game doesn’t work.”

Wow, sounds like Wisconsin for the last 30+ years