2022 ZAPPE

[Brick]

looks like things are getting away from the bengals here

 

[silverwheels]

BANGLES

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

im done judging QBs. portal is even more confirmation that outside of the best of the best QBs, corching is the most important thing. probably 85% of starting NASHNUL qbs would be bagging groceries if we simmed the last 10 seasons again.

Mullen wouldn't even fucking play Richardson

He loses to Vandy now he's a top 10 pick

 

[bruin228]

ARM TALENT

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Noodle has all the records that Brady didn't steal (by drinking a certain thing known by the elite for millenia to be the ELIXIR of eternal youth. The only problem is it has to be harvested from the pituitary glands of murdered children, possibly in a pizza parlors nonexistent basement. In a hilarious twist of fate, the pizza parlors owners tweeted about the existence of said basement multiple times along with many veiled references to pedophilia and sacrifices. But this and everything I ever post has been thoroughly debunked as a FUNNY JOKE even by myself in order to take 9mm out of the cafe.)

 

[CJ_24]

Noodle is a schmuck

 

[Skeeter]

You saying KC will win just confirmed they'll lose

KC will win going away. It's impossible to beat mahomes 4 in a row.

 

[bruin228]

KC will win going away. It's impossible to beat mahomes 4 in a row.

It’s also impossible for CJ to be right

Unstoppable force vs. immovable object

 

[OU11]

 

[ZackMills]

 

[CJ_24]

Couldn't have happened to a better horsefucker @bruin

 

[bruin]

I use horse fuck tears as lube brother @CJ_24

 

[bruin228]

So… do we watch just basketball today?

 

[BearDownUofA]

 

[OU11]

If Warner is hurt 9ers done

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Figured this was a new CJ post at first

 

[Bmack]

FOX has SUPERB OWL this year? WHO will announce? These two NO NAMES.

COllinsworth should have SUPERB OWL color comment rights until he dies or no longer wants to do it.

 

[Southpaw]

Anita Baker yikes

 

[OU11]

It's over

 

[Southpaw]

Purdy you pussy. Come on.

 

[OU11]

Purdy you pussy. Come on.

Need to give him whatever they gave Mahomes

 

[pavel]

This announcing crew is awfully JV for a conference championship game. Olsen is decent, but this other dude has blown at least 3 calls.

buck and troy, we hardly knew ye

 

[bruin228]

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah I like Olsen a lot but this other guy is ho hum. Fox needs a splash hire. Brady or Manning or someone and pair them with a better play by play guy.

 

[bruin228]

McCaffery is so good

 

[OU11]

It's over

 

[bruin228]

Refs are calling a lot of ticky tacky stuff on the Niners

 

[OU11]

A play made possible by thinking about football and not taxes

 

[Brick]

grandma is over and she just asked if miles sanders was deion sanders son @Bmack can u confirm?

 

[OU11]

It's over.

 

[Brick]

@Southpaw this BERKHALTER deserves the job just because he says "they're picking the tempo up" instead of THEY GOING TEMPO. give him a raise!

 

[bruin228]

Choke artist Shanahan strikes again

 

[OU11]

Choke artist Shanahan strikes again

Yeah, this time he's on his 4th string QB who has played 9 games in 10 years tho so idk if you can really put this one on him

 

[Brick]

really couldnt tell you the name of this IGGLES corch.

 

[bruin228]

I'm here for the hot takes

 

[bruin228]

really couldnt tell you the name of this IGGLES corch.

Annoying Douchebag

 

[OU11]

McAfee's boy does a good SIRIANI impression

 

[bruin228]

Only silver lining of Philly winning this game is if Hurts get popped for PEDs or something and MINSHEW wins Superb Owl MVP

But then Sirianni still wins one so

 

[OU11]

MINSHEW would easily outweigh SIRIANI winning

 

[CJ_24]

Yeah, this time he's on his 4th string QB who has played 9 games in 10 years tho so idk if you can really put this one on him

There were some who wanted an older, former Buccanneers QB to play for San Fransisco

 

[OU11]

There were some who wanted an older, former Buccanneers QB to play for San Fransisco

They went with that fuckin guy

 

[OU11]

What if Deebo and CMC took turns being QB in the second half. Let's just see what happens

 

[Bmack]

grandma is over and she just asked if miles sanders was deion sanders son @Bmack can u confirm?

Can't see how they'd be related.

 

[kella]

the problem seems to be that Johnson doesn't even know the plays. How does he Miss Kittle on that 2nd down play

 

[CJ_24]

Josh Johnson is playing like a fourth-string QB

 

[OU11]

LAWD

 

[Skeeter]

What's the record for injured QBs in a season

 

[coogrfan]

Eagles have clearly made a deal with Satan.

 

[OU11]

What's the record for injured QBs in a season

Bout to be 5 when CMC's calf goes out

 

[bruin228]

Is Jimmy G really not healthy by now? I thought he was supposed to be back