Southpaw Gon' Look Are you from PD looking for evidence on @brick, sir? The Miami Hurricanes Thread aka Baseless Rumors Corner

[GuyIncognito]

Meh. I thought the OL played really well (better than they have all season), I think we have solid running backs. Good tight ends. I think the wideouts dropped at least 150 yards and 2 TDs worth of passes last night, it was borderline comical. Not to mention the whole "not catching a punt" thing that gave aTm a TD.

Defense looked good, especially up front. Leonard Taylor was unblockable. But I kinda think aTm might also be trash.

The offense shutting down in the red zone is incredibly frustrating, especially given how well the run game looked most of the night. IDK how much of that is Van Dyke and how much is Gattis and how much is them just trying to "run the offense" without accounting for the fact nobody's catching the goddamn ball.

So I don't take much from it really. ACC is garbage league and there's no excuse for this team not to win every game between now and November 19

 

[bruin228]

Why is Miami playing their OC at wideout?

 

[GuyIncognito]

Miami's OC would have caught more passes than our receivers did.

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Could have stopped at Barstool. But that's clipped to make it seem worse than it is.

 

[Bmack]

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What’s with the “at least” ? Did he find an instance in 2000 or did he just get tired of researching?

This is like the “in recent memory” guy in the Titusville Star Advocate.

 

[GuyIncognito]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

TVD is a bum

 

[bruin228]

Sounds like Miami needs to take their lumps and get a pro-style QB

 

[Brick]

CRISTOBUM

 

[silverwheels]

Not his fault

 

[Bmack]

Not his fault

VERY NOTABLE n RELEVANT to MODERN times

 

[bruin228]

Who gets the blame this week instead of CRISTOBUM?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Very perceptive, Meadow. The sacred and the propane.

 

[goblue96]

Who gets the blame this week instead of CRISTOBUM?

CRISTOBUM needs some new CROOTIN SHOES

 

[Brick]

how many balls did the receivers drop this week?

 

[Southpaw]

We partyin in Murfreesboro boys

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Better than attending a school board meeting about masks in schools I guess

 

[Southpaw]

Or to vandalize a mosque

 

[Mr. Radpants]

MTSU and Rice always became superpowers in NCAA 04-06, I’m just surprised it took this long for Miami to smell the smoke.

 

[kella]

Lol that's right the RAIDAHS always turned into Bama

 

[BasinBictory]

MTSU and Rice always became superpowers in NCAA 04-06, I’m just surprised it took this long for Miami to smell the smoke.

Lol, in my sims it was always inexplicably Air Force that was always in the Top 5.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Sweet play design. First passing play of the game.

 

[Southpaw]

They flooding the zone

 

[GuyIncognito]

I've had brick on ignore since he copped to raping that girl but I bet he's having a good time

 

[GuyIncognito]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I've had brick on ignore since he copped to raping that girl but I bet he's having a good time

Uhh… what?

 

[fried rice]

I've had brick on ignore since he copped to raping that girl but I bet he's having a good time

wait wat

 

[Bmack]

the big reveal here is that ex-stanford swimmer turned rapist Brock Turner is a nutopian poster.

 

[bruin228]

Oh he mad

 

[Brick]

huh

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah I must have missed a big chunk of utopian time. @Travis7401 making fun of people’s kids and @Brick raping.

But seriously, some of y’all need to get thicker skin. Jesus so sensitive about your team sucking lol. If I was that sensitive y’all all be dead.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Way too many sad dad bitches on this dying vine.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Well unlike @Travis7401 making fun of kids I'ma need an explanation for this one

 

[kella]

It's been well established that fuck them kids anyway

 

[Brick]

Well unlike @Travis7401 making fun of kids I'ma need an explanation for this one

there is none. he is mad about the football.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

If that was a mad crossover joke about Brock Turner it’s the worst joke in the history of Nutopia

 

[OU11]

Only good joke about rape

 

[OU11]

brick raping people? must have been during my college hiatus

 

[Irishman]

We generally remember those kinds of details. Did this happen that night when @Travis7401 spammed flufftopia with anime?

 

[GuyIncognito]

And lol idk what it has to do with Miami sucking.

Kella, goose, Simo, Diego and I were laughing about the game in discord as it happened.

 

[Southpaw]

It has to do with Miami sucking because you brought it up, seemingly in response to this game, and none of us know what you Tom bout.

 

[GuyIncognito]

What does it have to do with this game? I'm so confused

 

[GuyIncognito]

The game was probably the worst game I've ever seen a team play. It wasn't effective a fluke, it was just a beating.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

You are not more confused than us.

 

[OU11]

You said brick admitted to raping someone so now we're all trying to figure out if you Mandela'd urself or if we all collectively forgot something like that.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

You said brick admitted to raping someone so now we're all trying to figure out if you Mandela'd urself or if we all collectively forgot something like that.

No, we would have the Mandela Effect. That’s a shared false memory. If @GuyIncognito did anything he Brian Williams hisself into the helicopter, a single mistaken episodic false memory.

 

[OU11]

Thanks

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Bet

 

[Southpaw]