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Kella's FIFA Online Seasons: f*** Everybody
- Thread starter kella
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Beat this dude. 2-0 when he quit on me to save himself further humiliation. These guys literally do not know what to do when someone absorbs pressure, doesn't over commit, and pummels them on the counter. They just cry and quit and go back to their sad lives.
Played this guy last night. He lagged like crazy when he realized that I was pouring on the pressure, then miraculously didn't lag when he had the better chance. HMMMM. Messaged to call him out and he goes "im a skill player" lolololol. You mean a cheat. 1000 wins with lag involved = glitching. Nice try KdubFAGGOT
These are consecutive games. Doumbia is unreal. Is there a player in FIFA 15 who is more overrated as compared to his real life counterpart? (in fairness, I have no idea, maybe Doumbia sliced up Seria A in the 2nd half of the season)
Hitting my stride a bit in seasons this year 10 games in.
2 - 0 vs Dortmund. Almost full game below:
Next up was 4-2 vs Man U.
Incredible touch by Eriksen:
Pure stroke from Dembele:
Full game, Dembele had a hat trick:
This guy scored 2 of the lamest goals. Really should have shut him out.
2 - 0 vs Dortmund. Almost full game below:
Next up was 4-2 vs Man U.
Incredible touch by Eriksen:
Pure stroke from Dembele:
Full game, Dembele had a hat trick:
This guy scored 2 of the lamest goals. Really should have shut him out.
Holy shit this game. I won 5-2...after 45 minutes 
He scored on the kickoff glitch! Most people don't even try that anymore. Not this enterprising, dew chugging sperg lord. It's really worth watching the whole game, because I executed the "dribble into the box and don't shoot and get fouled intentionally" move twice.
I didn't even get a chance to sub Inaki Williams in at the 65th minute to cheese him to death with his 95 pace.
He scored on the kickoff glitch! Most people don't even try that anymore. Not this enterprising, dew chugging sperg lord. It's really worth watching the whole game, because I executed the "dribble into the box and don't shoot and get fouled intentionally" move twice.
I didn't even get a chance to sub Inaki Williams in at the 65th minute to cheese him to death with his 95 pace.
The first minute and a half of your video is searching for a match and for some reason I watched the entire thing. SMDH at me.
DanishDonut0
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Well you did have the superior team.
Tigres players are all so bad. I just walked 3 goals into the net against this kid. He just pressured every single possession I had. Spent the 2nd half launching HIT AND HOPES from 30+ yards on him. Didn't get any. SAD.
I'm still "and O" against any dipshit puber using Tigres.
Rolled some dudes tonight with Lyon. Holy shit they are stacked for a 4* team.
Was just walking it into the net for the last 3 or 4 games. These low level guys have no patience.
Best of the bunch
Rolled some dudes tonight with Lyon. Holy shit they are stacked for a 4* team.
Was just walking it into the net for the last 3 or 4 games. These low level guys have no patience.
Best of the bunch
nowitsourtime
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I noticed almost every Latin American or Spanish player just flies to the ballhandler in the name of "pressure". I don't mind as it's easy to beat those players. I have a hell of a time with the European players that just sit back and wait to jump a pass to a counterattack.
nowitsourtime
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Some of my favorites are
5 star: Juventus and Bayern (Deep teams you can run multiple 11's with. Good goalies) I generally avoid 5 star teams because Madrid is fucking stupid.
4.5: Napoli (Insigne, Callejon and Mertens are pacey and they have strong midfielders)
Athletic Bilbao (always do really well for them. Not a lot of pace so you have to be crafty but they have a good technical team)
Benfica (Solid all around with good pace and finishing)
4 star: Lyon-agreed with kella. Lyon is a fun team. I played them when they were 4.5 too. They'll suck next year though.)
Nice (Good young talent and it's always fun to hear Martin Tyler scream Balotelli)
Stoke (Mostly because Shaqiri can do some incredible things. I play him at CAM and run the attack through him)
Ajax or Leipzig are really fun to play with as well.
As a rule I never play with 5 star teams. Even 4.5 star teams are too prone to play by pubers who do nothing but sprint at you and score off of weird deflections. The player ratings make up for a LOT of missing skill at those levels.
I stick to 4* and under.
I stick to 4* and under.
I got up on this guy 2-0 in the 36th and then played keep away the rest of the game to fuck with him, and progressively dangle the ball out until his entire back 6 (!!) has yellow cards. Finally he gets a red. Then I play "winning like never before" via the Trump app on the mic and he goes idle, but I can hear him furiously typing a message. Eventually I get it "YOUR garbage [etc etc etc]". I respond with only a WINNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE voice attachment.
I look him up and he's got 80 wins and 188 losses, lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=7o1JnMb3Qu0
I walked the 3rd one in too after he sent me that message accusing me of "playing scared".
I look him up and he's got 80 wins and 188 losses, lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=7o1JnMb3Qu0
I walked the 3rd one in too after he sent me that message accusing me of "playing scared".
nowitsourtime
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I like online coop if you ever wanted to play
Trying them now and theyre amazing for a 4*
Thicc Vin is fun.
Also like playing with Torino as a 4*.
-YTC
Also like playing with Torino as a 4*.
-YTC