2014 NFL: ALL HAIL THE ACID SHARKS

[dirt]

errybody just chill

 

[dirt]

pq go esplain urself in the libertarian thread

 

[pavel]

That graphic was dumb. Going into the hot tub, eat my butt

 

[fsuprime]

Siracha Hawks so Hot right now

 

[GatorTD]

Mother of god what did I miss

 

[pavel]

#yeastmode

 

[dirt]

That graphic was dumb. Going into the hot tub, eat my butt

I got dat hot tub too ninja


last time I was out there by myself I noticed a peak-a-boo game going on w/ an old guy in a dimly lit unit across from another unit where these two little vixens were parading around in booty pants. Ew.

 

[dirt]

That graphic was dumb. Going into the hot tub, eat my butt

if by dumb u mean great than maybe I kinda agree

 

[Orlando]

 

[bruin]

where @Reel at to say he's happy not to see anymore Peyton press conferences

 

[pavel]

Now that shit delivers

 

[R2D2]

Wouldn't be surprised if the Super Bowl was Colts-Seahawks honestly.

 

[Reel]

where @Reel at to say he's happy not to see anymore Peyton press conferences

dont @ me to read none of this white shenanigans

 

[R2D2]

Also, Chris Christie is a traitor. How dare he be the governor of New Jersey and not be a Jets/Giants/Eagles fan! That's absurd. Should be banned from the country.

 

[dirt]

Orlando mad

 

[dirt]

lol... we rolled up on this quadruple shooting the other night. RC wouldn't let me dawn my hero pose cuz too many helicopters in the sky.

 

[bruin]

@Reel

 

[pavel]

I got dat hot tub too ninja


last time I was out there by myself I noticed a peak-a-boo game going on w/ an old guy in a dimly lit unit across from another unit where these two little vixens were parading around in booty pants. Ew.

This one is private. CL find. Got dat ocean view from the capns chair

 

[pavel]

Irishcouple, send X

 

[dirt]

This one is private. CL find. Got dat ocean view from the capns chair

ours is like a little fish bowl w/ everyone able to look out their window and stare at you

 

[DanishDonut0]

lol... we rolled up on this quadruple shooting the other night. RC wouldn't let me dawn my hero pose cuz too many helicopters in the sky.

Damn not too far from me, bike by there all the time

 

[dirt]

I haven't seen a scene that grizzly since i caught a drive-by in Oakland at 45th and MacArthur as a brand new medic about 8 years ago... automatic weapons on that one, dude had an AK or some shit.

This one was weird because there were only about 15 shots heard and 4 dudes caught head-shots. Good aim I guess.

 

[silverwheels]

good k/d ratio

 

[bruin]

If I was still a Broncos fan, that 3rd and 5 where Peyton decided to force the ball into coverage (and made a bad throw at that) instead of walking for 20 yards, I probably would have gone Kyleec on my TV. That was such a crucial spot on the game and for them to have another drive fizzle because of such a poor decision. SMDH.

underrated post.

 

[Bucksin04]

Said before the game that for the Colts to win they needed a lot of luck and a lot of Luck.

They got a 70% Peyton Manning and huge fumble call on Cribbs overturned in the game, and Luck was sensational. Mission accomplished.

 

[R2D2]

Can't wait for Adam Gase to get a head coaching job only to fall flat on his face.

 

[PSUEagle]

Love seeing Peyton blow it...

 

[R2D2]

 

[Bmack]

Emeril smith was on mark and mark this morning. He alluded to the fact that dez Bryant and Calvin Johnson have big strong hands in talking about the play.
He stopped short of calling out the refs and rule makers for having small white flaccid hands.

 

[Southpaw]

Dat jersey tuck.

It almost looked like he threw the game yesterday. That is the worst Denver has looked on offense since Manning went to Denver and it was against the Colts? I just don't get it. Might be time to hang it up, but I bet he wants to pass Brent on the yardage list.

 

[pavel]

Love emeril smith

 

[Irishman]

Bam!

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Don't see the Packers winning @ Seattle with a gimpy Rodgers.
Don't think the Colts have the horses to win @ New England, which is too bad because a Luck vs. Wilson would superbowl would own


Pretty crazy that Russell Wilson gonna beat Manning & Brady back to back and have 2 rings. Awesome that he has officially vanquished the old guard, sad that he is going to become the new public enemy #1

 

[goblue96]

And he wins because he doesn't tuck his jersey in like Peyton.

 

[kella]

Joe Montana is actually pretty funny in all these commercials. Pretty good comedic timing and not afraid to make fun of hisself.

 

[whiteyc_77]

The fact that you are going out of your way to root against the NFL team that you should, by all rights, be a fan of based on your location suggests to me that your inferiority complex about Seattle is actually even more acute than that of the average Portlander. This is a sad commentary indeed, since the Rose City is filled to the brim with insufferable hipsters, whiny bitches and Mame.

It is a pity that you have chosen to count yourself as a member of one (or more) of those groups.

And I am feeling increasingly confident that your wishes will go unfulfilled. If that ends up being the case and you are in search of solace, might I suggest that you consume a quantity of pre-packaged pensises. Or don't. It was just a suggestion.


EDITED TO MAKE IT LESS PERSONAL AND CONFRONTATIONAL

 

[Irishman]

Joe Montana is actually pretty funny in all these commercials. Pretty good comedic timing and not afraid to make fun of hisself.

G.O.A.T.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Rex Ryan to Buffalo. Oh boy.

 

[Southpaw]

On the Bryant catch, what if when he reached the ball out, he actually crossed the plane of the end zone and then came down and the ball popped out? Would that have been a TD or no? So catch it at the 5, stumble to the goal line, reach across, then pop out = no catch?

 

[R2D2]

Rex Ryan to Buffalo. Oh boy.

Boy, balloon.

Also, it seems that Jack Del Rio to Oakland is becoming a strong possibility.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

On the Bryant catch, what if when he reached the ball out, he actually crossed the plane of the end zone and then came down and the ball popped out? Would that have been a TD or no? So catch it at the 5, stumble to the goal line, reach across, then pop out = no catch?

 

[goblue96]

Rex Ryan to Buffalo. Oh boy.

Boy, balloon.

Still makes me laugh every time I read it doe.

 

[R2D2]

Fuck this faggot.

 

[Bmack]

Microphone looks enormous in perriers tiny hands.

 

[Irishman]

This Administrative Faggot also agrees with the reversal. No flaccid hands doe.

 

[R2D2]

"Report: Broncos QB Peyton Manning played through torn quad for final month of season."

Why can't he just admit the fact he's old and needs to retire?

 

[Irishman]

Looked like he also had a torn tricep in his throwing arm for the last 18 weeks.

 

[colb]

"Report: Broncos QB Peyton Manning played through torn quad for final month of season."

Why can't he just admit the fact he's old and needs to retire?

Cause nothing beats that new car smell.

 

[Irishman]

Chicken parm you taste so good.

 

[Bmack]

I will admit that the Tennessee based advertising spokespeople get me everytkme.

Papa johns frito puzza commercial with peytin = ordered one ten minutes later
Chicken parm tastes so good = ordered on three occasions last 4 weeks
@Southpaw pic of wasabi and soy almonds= picked up a bag this weekend, prepackaged