2015-2016 Bowl Games

[BasinBictory]

Lol yeah right, we are the champs of choking

Wrong. UCLA are the Champs of Trolling. By successfully playing dead against both USC and Nebraska, both these programs are now convinced that their recent coaching hires were the right ones, and thus will retain these coaches long beyond their actual worth, keeping these two storied programs down for years to come.

I blame UCLA.

 

[Hachiko]

Wrong. UCLA are the Champs of Trolling. By successfully playing dead against both USC and Nebraska, both these programs are now convinced that their recent coaching hires were the right ones, and thus will retain these coaches long beyond their actual worth, keeping these two storied programs down for years to come.

I blame UCLA.

 

[Skeeter]

Hope they play that fiat commercial a few more times.

 

[Hachiko]

Spoiler: winners

 

[Brick]

Can not get excite at all for playoffs. This year sucks for top teams. THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE A 32 TEAM PLAYOFF

 

[Hachiko]

A little something about Air Force, they have this defensive back named Weston Steelhammer. That name is a 'built for the military" type of name, Weston Steelhammer. At least it's not a drunken bogan boor's name like Steele Sidebottom, who plays Australian rules football for the Collingwood Football Club of the Australian Football League, if you'll pay attention to dose tings.


Made with real military equipment from all branches and the USS Fort Worth, melted down into this.

 

[Heisman06]

Playoff predictions?

 

[Wooly]

Winner of MSU-Alabama wins it all.

Or, Clemson does win it all to ironically justify Dabo Swinney.

 

[kella]

Predicting I fall asleep watching one

 

[bruin]

thinking In-N-Out for lunch during the Orange Bowl like last year.

You know, keep the tradition going.

 

[GatorTD]

Im really glad the geniuses who run this thing were like "Hey lets play these games when half the country is either at work or getting drunk" and completely ignoring the...

"HEY WE COULD HAVE EVERYONE OFF FOR NEW YEARS AND THE SATURDAY AFTERWARD WHERE EVERYONES EITHER HUNGEROVER OR LIKE YEAH FOOTBALL LETS KEEP THE PARTY GOING AND EVERY DAMN TV WOULD BE TUNED TO US".

But what do I know.

 

[bruin]

isn't it going to be every other year on NYE too?

 

[Brick]

This new years eve will be so awesome doe

 

[bruin]

watching college footbaww with confettiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[BasinBictory]

A little something about Air Force, they have this defensive back named Weston Steelhammer. That name is a 'built for the military" type of name, Weston Steelhammer. At least it's not a drunken bogan boor's name like Steele Sidebottom, who plays Australian rules football for the Collingwood Football Club of the Australian Football League, if you'll pay attention to dose tings.


Made with real military equipment from all branches and the USS Fort Worth, melted down into this.

Weston Steelhammer.

It's almost like a casting agent who first signed some Austrian meathead with a funny sounding name and tried to Americanize him. Arnold Schwarzenegger?!?! What in the hell kind of name is that? You'll never work in this town with a name like that! Tell you what, we'll call you Arnold Strong.....or ,or better yet - Weston Steelhammer! Yeah - now that's a name that'll look good in 40-foot letters on a premier marquee!

 

[BasinBictory]

Weston Steelhammer.

It's almost like a casting agent who first signed some Austrian meathead with a funny sounding name and tried to Americanize him. Arnold Schwarzenegger?!?! What in the hell kind of name is that? You'll never work in this town with a name like that! Tell you what, we'll call you Arnold Strong.....or ,or better yet - Weston Steelhammer! Yeah - now that's a name that'll look good in 40-foot letters on a premier marquee!

Edit: Steelhammer's mom is a MILF.

 

[Hachiko]

Weston Steelhammer.

It's almost like a casting agent who first signed some Austrian meathead with a funny sounding name and tried to Americanize him. Arnold Schwarzenegger?!?! What in the hell kind of name is that? You'll never work in this town with a name like that! Tell you what, we'll call you Arnold Strong.....or ,or better yet - Weston Steelhammer! Yeah - now that's a name that'll look good in 40-foot letters on a premier marquee!

Still better than Steele Sidebottom. He won't be playing on Sundays or in Canada anyway. Built for the Chair Force.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Edit: Steelhammer's mom is a MILF.

Pics?

 

[BasinBictory]

Pics?

 

[Hachiko]

Case my, rest I.

 

[Karl Hungus]

She's no AJ McCarron's mom.

 

[BasinBictory]

Maybe not, but she's all-natural, it looks like. Plus, she reminds me of Julianne Moore.

 

[DeadMan]

Dat snaggletooth

 

[BasinBictory]

Dat snaggletooth

She is from Louisiana, after all.

 

[Hachiko]

You know something? I think the Pac-12 may be thanking the referees in the Armed Forces Bowl. That targeting penalty on Steelhammer may force the Pac-12 back into the hunt for the Bowl Challenge Cup in hindsight.

 

[bruin]

She's no AJ McCarron's mom.

just doing my diligence..

 

[Skeeter]

Nice fake tit tays

 

[Rutgers Mike]

isn't it going to be every other year on NYE too?

You can thank the people who run the Sugar Bowl for that.

 

[Hachiko]

Dear Armed Forces Bowl officials,

Thanks for the targeting penalty on Weston Steelhammer. By allowing us to play with a handicap for the majority of the game, it helped our conference keep its Bowl Challenge Cup hopes alive. We'll take it! Happy New Year!
Over to yoU....SC.

Signed,

The University of California at Berkeley Golden Bears football team,
c/o Jared (not from Subway) Goff. "It can only be Jared!"

 

[Schauwn]

Can't believe Baylor has put up 21 using a wildcat offense

 

[Brick]

So many shitty targeting calls this bowl season. Ed Cunningham is the most unbearable with these. Loves explaining and being an expert authority about it. Very weird.

 

[NavyHog]

Good Lawd Brandon Harris is a hot mess at QB.

I hope Les Miles stays at LSU forever.

 

[guardman23]

Good Lawd Brandon Harris is a hot mess at QB.

I hope Les Miles stays at LSU forever.

Me to an I hope Bret stays at Arky as well

 

[Skeeter]

DAT SSSSEEEECCC speed showing off against the bottom feeders. stroke the peen espn stroke it.

 

[Hachiko]

Spoiler: winners

 

[Hachiko]

Dear State of Texas:

You just kept Les Miles on the books of the athletic department at the Louisiana State University and Agricultural and Mechanical College of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. GJGE.

Signed,

The Hachiko.

 

[Plotty]

Uh North Carolina, did you forget the defense? Baylor ran for a 645 burger on you. Ran...not throw. Sheesh.

Kansas City Royals. 2015 World Champions. And I will not let you forget it.

 

[silverwheels]

REMEMBER MEEE FOR CENTURIEEEEEEEEEEES

 

[guardman23]

Bart Scott for the jihad tomorrow night

 

[Hachiko]

Dear Reggis Ball:

Signed,

The Hachiko.

 

[pavel]

Dear Hachiko,

Get a new schtick.

Signed,

the known universe

 

[Hachiko]

Dear Hachiko,

Get a new schtick.

Signed,

the known universe

Dear the known universe,

Am will get back to you on that. ta.


Signed,

The H.

P.S. Theft stinks. Don't do it. A message brought to you by your dog, The H.

 

[Skeeter]

Hat trick drive for sichy. Big ten speeeeeeed.

 

[Simo77]

Going to bed. I assume when I wake up in the morning that #48 on Wisconsin will have sacked Kessler 35 times in a row to end the game. All unblocked of course.

 

[Hachiko]

Going to bed. I assume when I wake up in the morning that #48 on Wisconsin will have sacked Kessler 35 times in a row to end the game. All unblocked of course.

Hat trick drive for sichy. Big ten speeeeeeed.

Jack Cichy to Packers? (from Somerset, WI.)

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Dear football gods,

No more Danny Kanell, please.

Signed,

The Mike

 

[Skeeter]

Cichy greatest player in Wisconsin history

 

[Hachiko]

Dear Cody Kessler,

You suck.

Signed,

The Hachiko.

 

[guardman23]

Oh @Hachiko

 

[tab10]

Did he forget what down it was?


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