2018-2019 Prem / Farewell Stoke Threade - who ate all the pies?

[Yankee151]

Well that's better than expected

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lol.

 

[kella]

Man, the post game interviews with managers who hardly speak English is so awkward.

 

[DeadMan]

Would have preferred Arteta, to be honest. Kinda seems like they went for the cheapest manager with a European trophy...

 

[Karl Hungus]

Can't really argue with this...

 

[hayvis]

Should have probably predicted that this Arsenal board would panic buy a manager. Reeks of a last minute desperation move, like every signing at Arsenal since 2006. This isn't the guy we wanted, but he seems ok and is available last minute....

 

[chibob]

Who did you want? Arteta?

Emery seems on paper seems a much better choice.

But regardless anyone taking over that job is going to be a failure.

I reckon it will be a min. 10 years for them to turn it around. Welcome to being Everton.

 

[hayvis]

Who did you want? Arteta?

Emery seems on paper seems a much better choice.

But regardless anyone taking over that job is going to be a failure.

I reckon it will be a min. 10 years for them to turn it around. Welcome to being Everton.

Would have liked Allegri or Enrique. I'm not mortified by this appointment more just despairing that they never get the person they want and always end up with the panic buy. He might turn out to be good, but I bet he was never really considered nor did they do their homework on him.

 

[hayvis]

Jesus fucking Christ, look at this abomination @kella @DeadMan :

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-home-kit-for-201819-season-a3845271.html?amp

 

[silverwheels]

Doesn't even look like Arsenal.

 

[goblue96]

LOL Puma.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Jesus fucking Christ, look at this abomination @kella @DeadMan :

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-home-kit-for-201819-season-a3845271.html?amp

I really hate that Puma has gone to the skin-tight look.

 

[hayvis]

I really hate that Puma has gone to the skin-tight look.

I think the designers at Puma have their tongues firmly in their cheek. Always pushing the boundaries of bad taste...

 

[kella]

Usually I don't care about shirts but wow that's dumb. That faded red bit on the arms is horrible.

 

[hayvis]

It's ok now guys. The new Arsenal shirt looks ok now the Visit Rwanda sponsorship logos are in place :

 

[Yankee151]

Tourism should probably not be one of Rwanda's focuses for spending

 

[Orlando]

Usually I don't care about shirts but wow that's dumb. That faded red bit on the arms is horrible.

Man that’s one of the only parts i like. Maybe if the rest of it was just white though.

 

[pavel]

 

[whiteyc_77]

-YTC

 

[hayvis]

-YTC

Pochettino's reaction to the new Arsenal shirt? I knew he was a craphead with no taste.

 

[Yankee151]

Brighton signing Florin Andone for dirt cheap because of Deportivo's relegation may end up being the move of the window

 

[chibob]

Brighton signing Florin Andone for dirt cheap because of Deportivo's relegation may end up being the move of the window

Pereira to Leicester tho

 

[worst2first]

 

[Yankee151]

Nearly forgot about Snodgrass but he's another that would do great on the Brexit 23-man roster

 

[chibob]

Nearly forgot about Snodgrass but he's another that would do great on the Brexit 23-man roster

What’s the criteria for the Brexit 23-man roster? Snodgrass is Scottish.

 

[worst2first]

 

[worst2first]

 

[hayvis]

Spurs fans all over my social media celebrating their meaningless Real Madrid victory from earlier in the season, because somehow it apparently makes them better than Liverpool... They really are the thickest bunch of hopeless plebs on the planet. It's so weird that Whitey, who has probably never been to Tottenham in his life is so in lock step with their way of thinking. Is he lying about being American?

 

[goblue96]

Spurs fans all over my social media celebrating their meaningless Real Madrid victory from earlier in the season, because somehow it apparently makes them better than Liverpool... They really are the thickest bunch of hopeless plebs on the planet. It's so weird that Whitey, who has probably never been to Tottenham in his life is so in lock step with their way of thinking. Is he lying about being American?

How was St. Totteringham's Day this year?

 

[silverwheels]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/27/mohamed-salah-confident-fit-world-cup

Klopp going after the keeper that Liverpool scored 7 on in the UCL semis, LOL.

 

[kella]

Alisson has several neck tattoos which mostly means nothing but also means he's an idiot

 

[Yankee151]

Alisson has several neck tattoos which mostly means nothing but also means he's an idiot

It's the Brazillian way

 

[chibob]

Alisson has several neck tattoos which mostly means nothing but also means he's an idiot

He’s mental to watch as well. Always tries risky skills when under pressure. If he was your keeper you’d be having heart palpitations.

 

[whiteyc_77]

Spurs fans all over my social media celebrating their meaningless Real Madrid victory from earlier in the season, because somehow it apparently makes them better than Liverpool... They really are the thickest bunch of hopeless plebs on the planet. It's so weird that Whitey, who has probably never been to Tottenham in his life is so in lock step with their way of thinking. Is he lying about being American?

Nope, never been to Tottenham.












































Or, have I?

-YTC

 

[Karl Hungus]

This visa situation with Abramovich can't be good for Chelsea. The club has pulled the plug on the stadium redevelopment, and now he's talking about leaving the UK for good? Yikes.

 

[Yankee151]

On the other hand, its great news for whichever Israeli club he chooses to invest in once he moves his assets there!

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[hayvis]

This visa situation with Abramovich can't be good for Chelsea. The club has pulled the plug on the stadium redevelopment, and now he's talking about leaving the UK for good? Yikes.

Brinksmanship. I fucking hate oligarchs, but he's in the right here. He generates a fucking shit load of business and tax revenue for the UK, and probly shouldn't have to worry about his visa situation simply because he's Russian.

 

[chibob]

Brinksmanship. I fucking hate oligarchs, but he's in the right here. He generates a fucking shit load of business and tax revenue for the UK, and probly shouldn't have to worry about his visa situation simply because he's Russian.

But Hayvis...Brexit means Brexit...isn’t that what you always say?

 

[hayvis]

But Hayvis...Brexit means Brexit...isn’t that what you always say?

Are you still loving this Brexit bollocks? More money a year than our EU contribution for our super hi tech border solution. This shit isn't going to happen, as they won't be able to make it work, because it was a fucking dumb idea in the first place.

 

[goblue96]

Press conference manager. @Brick

 

[silverwheels]

HARD WORK WORK

 

[Brick]

Why are they calling him Miss?

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[Yankee151]

Wonder whose managerial career ends first between him, Joey Barton, and Gerrard

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[kella]

Arsenal have signed a 34 year old left back. Look out prem!

 

[Karl Hungus]

Arsenal have signed a 34 year old left back. Look out prem!

I saw that, WTF? He has NO speed left.

 

[kella]

He might be a serviceable replacement for any of the holding mids or center backs going down, but I don't understand it anyway. Go to Championship and find some 20 year old.

 

[bruin]

Pep and Yaya been going at it in the media @Yankee151 @bruin228

 

[Travis7401]

I'm so excited to be a City fan again and then I see I don't even rate a tag from @bruin

 

[Yankee151]

Tis more of a @Lloyd Carr gif anyhow

 

[hayvis]

He might be a serviceable replacement for any of the holding mids or center backs going down, but I don't understand it anyway. Go to Championship and find some 20 year old.

Watch us sell Bellerin.