2019 MINSHEW

[Mame YO]

Now that I see Shanahan is wearing a flat brim I'm 100%rooting for the chiefs

I’m gonna blame that INT on you

 

[Mame YO]

Oh shit, SPOILERS GUYS

 

[Yankee151]

Jimmy G first forward pass of the game is a CHEEZ INT

Hyundai commercial making fun of BAHSTIN accent very JOVIAL

 

[Wolfman21]

Garoppolo aint even in the same hemisphere as mahomes...this shits gonna get ugly

 

[Bmack]

MC Hammer gets a SUPERB OWL commerical PAYDAY

 

[kella]

That Taycan is a joke. $120k and a 200mi range. For people with tons of money who don't want to go anywhere. This is a bad call even for really rich people.

 

[Yankee151]

Miami HARD ROCK @Bmack

 

[Bmack]

GREAT commericial at the LOCAL CASINO I help to FUND.

 

[Yankee151]

GREAT commericial at the LOCAL CASINO I help to FUND.

With VEGAS Hard ROCK closing it is safe to say your FINANCIAL support of MIAMI HARD ROCK along with Kevin Kiermaier at TAMPA HARD ROCK (according to my small SAMPLE size) is keeping the FRANCHISE alive!

 

[Bmack]

MUSTARD is now getting SOME good GAINS on the GROUND now.

 

[Bmack]

With VEGAS Hard ROCK closing it is safe to say your FINANCIAL support of MIAMI HARD ROCK along with Kevin Kiermaier at TAMPA HARD ROCK (according to my small SAMPLE size) is keeping the FRANCHISE alive!

A little KNOWN fact is that the SEMINOLE TRIBE Of FLORDIA did not AQUIRE the VEGAS or BILOXI MS Hard Rock CASINOS when they BOUGHT the brand from BRITISH firm RANK GROUP PLC in 2006.

 

[Wolfman21]

I watched Deebo beat a really good nc state team by himself in 2017. Hes really, really good

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

J-Lo could be sucking my dick while shoving $100 bills of her own money up my asshole and I’d still demand she go away.

 

[Bmack]

We R FORGING toward NOTABILITY which MAY lead to a FANTASTIC FINISH

 

[Bmack]

TURBO TAX commercial THREATENS the LIVELIHOODS of @Reel n @Jacob but MAY HASTEN thur RETURN to REGULAR POSTER status on NUTOPIA

 

[Bmack]

Ma'Cable SYSTEM just flashed a message on MY SCREEN (ONLY ONE ACTIVE) asking "ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?" of COURSE I am its the SUPERB OWL.

 

[bruin228]

TWINS

 

[Yankee151]

At least Shakira and JLO are Miami music LEGENDS. Next year if they want a Tampa LOCAL they will have to get an anthropmorphic BLOOMING ONION, a gaggle of Hooters girls, and Brooke Hogan half naked in the middle of a crystal meth binge.

 

[bruin228]

#BabyNut

...did they think that one through?

 

[Yankee151]

WATERWORKS flowing from my EYE D(efunc)UCTS as GARY VEE re-MASTERED Mr. PEANUT COMMERCIAL to be MESSAGE OF HOPE in honor of KOBE

 

[adchester]

Baby Nut?

ArcherPhrasing.urtube

 

[kella]

TURBO TAX commercial THREATENS the LIVELIHOODS of @Reel n @Jacob but MAY HASTEN thur RETURN to REGULAR POSTER status on NUTOPIA

Reel sits in a cube while the Louisianastan govt pays him to look at porn threads and debate the best rappers on the other forum. He ain't an accountant.

 

[Mame YO]

Baby Nut?

ArcherPhrasing.urtube

I was just wondering if they killed their mascot to baby yoda lol

 

[Yankee151]

WISKY saved SCOUT

MORE WATERWORKS

 

[Wolfman21]

Fuck you google...I'm trying to watch a football game, not fall into depression

 

[Bmack]

I think KYLE wants to GET to the SHAKIRA JLO CONCERT soon.

 

[Mame YO]

I’ll be honest, LORETTA made me tear up JUST A BIT

 

[adchester]

How do we sell more WEATHERTECH?

EXPLOIT OUR DOGE WITH CANCER

 

[Mame YO]

I fucking hate it when teams let the time run out at the half when they have time outs. PLAY TO FUCKING WIN

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

At least Shakira and JLO are Miami music LEGENDS. Next year if they want a Tampa LOCAL they will have to get an anthropmorphic BLOOMING ONION, a gaggle of Hooters girls, and Brooke Hogan half naked in the middle of a crystal meth binge.

Iced Earth and Aaron Carter halftime show would be the kind of shit I could get behind 100%.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Google commercial beyond dumb. Anyone with any sense knows them olds don’t know how to Google. Ain’t nobody care either.

 

[Southpaw]

Game 4.5/10
Commercials 1.2/10
Most boring mahomes game I’ve seen by far

 

[adchester]

I was gonna say, what's the percentage of BOOMERS that understand technology enough to use those features/set up google to that point? I'm going with less than 1%

 

[bruin228]

Google commercial beyond dumb. Anyone with any sense knows them olds don’t know how to Google. Ain’t nobody care either.

They didn’t include the part where they sell all that old’s information to the highest bidder

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Only thing to improve this game is ARod banging one of his side piece trannies during the halftime show and JLo blowing her brains out while Murda Ma$e steals the mic and brings back the DITC crew.

 

[Bmack]

Kerry Kittles Nephew commits an INFRACTION

 

[adchester]

To me that was a pretty weak call to me

 

[OU11]

That’s a buncha horse shit

 

[Wolfman21]

Better throw that flag...we don't want any excitement in the super bowl

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

They didn’t include the part where they sell all that old’s information to the highest bidder

Anyone paying for that trash deserves going bankrupt and having to rent their assholes out to Eddie Murphy to pay them student loans.

 

[kella]

That's such a stupid call. That happens on like half of every downfield completion.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

These two homos in the ADT commercial need to get off my teevee ASAP.

 

[bruin228]

At least Shakira and JLO are Miami music LEGENDS. Next year if they want a Tampa LOCAL they will have to get an anthropmorphic BLOOMING ONION, a gaggle of Hooters girls, and Brooke Hogan half naked in the middle of a crystal meth binge.

They go with LOCAL LEGENDS this year but what about last year

 

[OU11]

Refs in Chef Mahomes pocket confirmed, we all knew it going in but now we have evidence

 

[Mame YO]

Would watch halftime show with JLO nude. Yous hatin’

 

[kella]

I was gonna say, what's the percentage of BOOMERS that understand technology enough to use those features/set up google to that point? I'm going with less than 1%

Hey grandpa this is how you use a mouse and keyboard

"computers are too hard to use"

Hey grandpa here's an iPhone 4. You just tap your finger on the screen.

"I don't get this new fangled stuff you kids are always using"

Hey grandpa now phones just listen to you what you ask it

"I don't get it"

Just die already you old man

 

[bruin228]

Refs in Chef Mahomes pocket confirmed, we all knew it going in but now we have evidence

FRAUDGERS

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Will Arnett got some GR8 hair plugz in 2020 Merica.

 

[adchester]

What's gonna be worse, LEGO MASTERZ or FOX NATION

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

This Fox PATRIOTS Channel commercial got my dick so hard.