*snaps fingers, turns into white man, makes phone call on old telephone*
"Hello, Master Goodell. Yes'm this is Clevan. Now, you need to lock up that slave that's been ratting off improper English messages over the firmament, Ban the boy from professional football for life and tell the IFAF to get off their asses and elevate it to worldwide. Ya hear? Ya dig? Okay, now off with ya!"
*hangs up, snaps, turns back into regular Hachikus*
Antonio Brown cannot be suffered to live or to give. He must be banned from the sport and Jack Dorsey needs to remove that verified check, He, the lapdog of the Lightwarden ruling Washington in Donald Trump! He! He! HE!