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Leach taken to the hospital with a personal medical emergency.
He was airlifted from the hospital in Starkville to the university hospital in Jackson. Not a great sign, hope it’s not as dire as it seems.
Leach taken to the hospital with a personal medical emergency.
SOURCES said:I am told that Coach was successfully Air Lifted to Jackson on an Airbus Helicopter H145. There was a delay in getting airborne due to some weather, but they were able to find a window and got him down there safely. From what I am told, the next few hours are critical. Coach has a long road ahead of him. The situation is very, very serious. If you are the praying type, Coach Leach, his family and the attending physicians could use your prayers. If you are not the praying type, then perhaps you can make an exception in these circumstances. This is not some fire drill or something that just involves a cough. Coach needs your prayers and he needs them right here now.
FADE IN:
INT. COACH ARROYO'S OFFICE - DAY
Coach Marcus Arroyo sits behind his desk, scrolling through his phone. He has a smug smile on his face.
COACH ARROYO:
I'm the best at this social media game. I can spot a fake profile a mile away.
Suddenly, his phone beeps with a notification. He opens it and sees a message from a recruit named Jayden Minshew.
JAYDEN:
Hey Coach, I'm a high school quarterback and I'm interested in joining your team. I saw your tweet about being the best at social media and I thought I'd try my luck.
Coach Arroyo's smug smile widens as he replies to the message.
COACH ARROYO:
Nice try, kid. I can spot a fake profile a mile away. You're not getting a scholarship from me.
Jayden quickly replies with a picture of himself in a high school football uniform, throwing a perfect spiral.
JAYDEN:
I'm not fake, Coach. I'm the real deal. Give me a chance and I promise I won't disappoint you.
Coach Arroyo is impressed by the picture and decides to give Jayden a chance.
COACH ARROYO:
Alright, kid. I'll give you a shot. Come to our next game and impress me.
Jayden eagerly agrees and Coach Arroyo sends out a celebratory tweet, boasting about his latest recruit.
CUT TO:
INT. COLLEGE FOOTBALL STADIUM - DAY
Jayden takes the field for his first game, wearing the college team's colors. Coach Arroyo watches from the sidelines, confident in his quarterback's abilities.
But Jayden quickly proves to be a disaster, throwing five interceptions in the first half. The team falls behind and Coach Arroyo's smug smile turns into a grimace.
CUT TO:
INT. ATHLETIC DIRECTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
The Athletic Director sits behind his desk, angry and frustrated. Coach Arroyo stands before him, trying to defend his decision to recruit Jayden.
ATHLETIC DIRECTOR:
I can't believe you fell for that kid's fake profile. You've cost us this game and I have no choice but to fire you.
Coach Arroyo's face falls as the Athletic Director hands him a pink slip.
FADE TO BLACK.
Apparently he is on life support waiting for family to arrive. Damn. Hope that’s not true.
Apparently he is on life support waiting for family to arrive. Damn. Hope that’s not true.
Also one of my favorite WIN THE PRESSERSI saw some Mississippi State students playing flag football on the State practice field. I asked, "Coach, did you know about this?" He got up and surveyed the scene. As he watched, I said, "Dan (Mullen) wouldn't have been real happy about this." Leach countered with, "Why not? Look at how much fun they're having. They will remember this for the rest of their lives. Hell, we need more kids out here playing. That field is new. We need to get it broken in. Even if we didn't, their level of enjoyment far exceeds any level of inconvenience we might have. I need to call the intramurals department and get more kids out here playing."
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Coach Mike Leach is so much more than the funny stories and the silly anecdotes.247sports.com
Also one of my favorite WIN THE PRESSERS
I know people want details but fuck it's kinda shitty to throw out phrases like "possible brain damage" when you aren't in the fucking room with them, and if someone in the room is putting that shit out there, honestly what the fuck.
I checked this out to see if he was getting lit up for being a dick for clout and yep...
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Same, my sister’s husband. He was only in his 40s.my brother in law went in a similar way. Had a heart attack, nobody got to him for a while. There was no bringing him back.
Hate it for his family. Tough times ahead for them.