2022: The World Cup Thread

[Yankee151]

Walker Zimmerman thinks he's Richarlison

 

[bruin228]

Walker Zimmerman thinks he's Richarlison

He's about to hit this:

 

[Brick]

dat failed bycicle kick. BUMS

 

[doh]

Da GeniUs GreggGGgGGgggg

 

[bruin]

At least we’re not Mexico

 

[Bmack]

That NETHERLANDISH corch looks SHARP! No wonder his BOYS play so WELL.

 

[Yankee151]

That NETHERLANDISH corch looks SHARP! No wonder his BOYS play so WELL.

The color coordination of the tie was that extra bit of flair that sent the US on a flight home!

 

[Travis7401]

Some bandwagon fan I am, I got the time wrong and missed the game!

 

[Karl Hungus]

We needed a big mong like Weghorst to throw in at the end, not Jordan Morris. Watching us put hopeless crosses into the box was just sad. None of our guys were ever going to beat van Dijk or Ake to those.

 

[pavel]

Curious to see how USA CORCH dresses now that real stakes are on the line.

Like he hit the clearance rack at Marshalls on the way to the stadium!

 

[pavel]

@Bmack

 

[bruin228]

AMERICAN LAND WHALES

 

[Brick]

Some bandwagon fan I am, I got the time wrong and missed the game!

 

[Travis7401]

Ur right, I didn't even care enough to wake up.

 

[bruin]

Ur right, I didn't even care enough to wake up.

And back to the video game thread you go

 

[Snorky's Shame]

I guess cross and inshallah isn’t a viable strategy at this level.

 

[kella]

Hm, if only there were a 6ft+ striker in form all season in his league that Gregg could have bought instead of Jordan fucking Morris

 

[goblue96]

At least we’re not Mexico

Or Italy.

 

[Travis7401]

I watched the extended highlights and that honestly wasn't as bad as I expected. Both teams had some really poor defensive moments, but the DUTCH converted their chances while the US just can't finish. To me, a bandwagon man, at least the US was generating attacking movement that caused such errors. They have more NON BUMS on the team than I've ever seen! Pulisic and Weah took decent shots that were just saved and then the other good chances just fell to the bums for the most part, lol. That first touch from Wright, LMAO.... fitting that I don't think he realized he scored either, lol.

I got a lot of opinions for someone who didn't even watch the game!

 

[BearDownUofA]

Or Italy.

Or Canada.

 

[BearDownUofA]

And fuck you Gregg.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Or Canada.

Or Prussia.


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[BearDownUofA]

Or Prussia.


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Or Pangaea.

 

[Bmack]

@Bmack

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NICE FITNESS and NICE FIT vs. NICE FAT

 

[Bmack]

ARGENTINISH corch didn't put much EFFORT N2 his OUTFIT as well

 

[Bmack]

MESSY has done IT

 

[Southpaw]

As someone who knows nothing, seems to me the US Americans will always suck until they find a way to make youth soccer for more than rich suburb kids. Jaxson and Kenley not getting it done.

 

[Hollywood]

 

[BasinBictory]

As someone who knows nothing, seems to me the US Americans will always suck until they find a way to make youth soccer for more than rich suburb kids. Jaxson and Kenley not getting it done.

NEED MOAR JAYDENS

 

[Bmack]

Lets see these outfits. I sit in judgment.

 

[Bmack]

Corches go with sports jacket no tie look. APPROVED.

 

[silverwheels]

2022 MBAPPE Thread

 

[Karl Hungus]

For gods sake just smash your penalty

 

[kella]

I hate that there's some merit to the "if only our athletes played soccer" hot take. Turner is maybe a top 50 keeper in the world and he only played soccer in HS to keep in shape for baseball.

 

[pavel]

Some merit? My brother in Christ, we’ve had 200 years of selective breeding designed to create better laborers.

The best WC countries seem to be those with dastardly national histories of colonialism and slavery. Who is left to root for that doesn’t? Genuinely interested…

 

[kella]

Senegal. Not sure if it's possible in the bracket but if they play and beat France it would be amazing.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Karl Hungus]

According to the monkeys Japan wins 3-1.

 

[DeadMan]

Fox Sports’ US World Cup coverage is an unmissable abomination | Aaron Timms

The broadcaster has offered up a feast of gaffes, stupidity, and unconquerable on-air awkwardness for American viewers to enjoy

www.theguardian.com

I haven't watched any pre- or post-game stuff, so I don't know how accurate it is. The commenters have generally been fine, but I really hate the Cobi Jones - JP Dellacamera paring. I've actually liked Landon Donovan's commentary when I've heard it. I do wish we could get an American announcer that was any good. I love Ian Darke, Derek Rae, etc., but it would be nice to have an American announcer that was decent.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Fox Sports’ US World Cup coverage is an unmissable abomination | Aaron Timms

The broadcaster has offered up a feast of gaffes, stupidity, and unconquerable on-air awkwardness for American viewers to enjoy

www.theguardian.com

I haven't watched any pre- or post-game stuff, so I don't know how accurate it is. The commenters have generally been fine, but I really hate the Cobi Jones - JP Dellacamera paring. I've actually liked Landon Donovan's commentary when I've heard it. I do wish we could get an American announcer that was any good. I love Ian Darke, Derek Rae, etc., but it would be nice to have an American announcer that was decent.

Consider it a blessing that we don't get GUS anymore.

 

[DeadMan]

Consider it a blessing that we don't get GUS anymore.

Ugh, I forgot about that. I love Gus, but he was a terrible fit for soccer.

 

[hayvis]

Loving this game. Croatia old, shit and being completely outclassed.

 

[Bmack]

CROTES have TIED it.

Have not been paying enough attention to see the OUTFITS of the CORCHES yet. Judgment withheld until VISUAL confirmations.

 

[Bmack]

CROTE corch nice sports jacket no tie business casual monday look

 

[Yankee151]

Now we get to see how Bmack's wardrobe theory correlates with extra time! Will either manager be making significant wardrobe switch-ups for the final 30?

 

[Karl Hungus]

The "win one for the Gipper" energy here must be huge. Even for a team full of Bolsonaro-loving narcissists, you'd have to think that having your national hero who happens to be friendly futebol grandpa watching from hospice has to be a huge motivator.

 

[Karl Hungus]

This video is awesome, btw

 

[Yankee151]

It makes sense, but it is weird seeing Kovacic and Modric being subbed off, Perisic is the only NAME left on the field for Croatia

 

[Karl Hungus]

It makes sense, but it is weird seeing Kovacic and Modric being subbed off, Perisic is the only NAME left on the field for Croatia

I'm not going to let you slander BROZO like this

 

[OU11]

Dammit Japan