the NHL Thread

[Karl Hungus]

Spill it.

Apparently he was so injured that he can barely walk until surgery, but was videotaped dancing with and lifting up his wife at their wedding.

 

[Irishman]

What a goober. lol

 

[Karl Hungus]

If that's really true what the hell is going on with the Flyers medical staff? A dude is able to just completely fake a debilitating injury because he was mad about being traded and the doctors didn't notice?

 

[Irishman]

BUMS?

 

[goblue96]

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Irishman]

Fixed it:

 

[silverwheels]

Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew were killed in a cycling accident. They were supposed to be groomsmen in their sister's wedding today. Absolutely terrible.

 

[adchester]

Damn, that's awful Their poor family

Apparently was a drunk driver trying to pass another car on the shoulder...fuck that guy so hard.

 

[Irishman]

Drunk driver.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Terrible.

 

[Irishman]

 

[kella]

surprising nobody he was driving a Grand Cherokee

 

[CJ_24]

Apparently it was drugs, not booze. According to da internetz articulation of the criminal charge. If he's passing on the shoulder, probably a shitty driver sober anyway

 

[goblue96]

 

[goblue96]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Where’s the sad emote?

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Irishman]

Leon Draisaitl extended for 8 years at $14M AAV.

 

[silverwheels]

Oilers gonna have $50+ million/year tied up in 4 guys. Sound familiar?

 

[Irishman]

Yes, Toronto 2.0.

 

[goblue96]

Gaudreau's wife said at the funeral that she's the pregnant with her third kid.

I hope the driver gets shanked in his cell tonight.

 

[Irishman]

 

[adchester]

Minnesota's looks like an ESPORTZ team lmfao

They took years to come up with these?

 

[Irishman]

Create-a-team logo generator would do better.

Also., nice Whalers logo.

 

[Yankee151]

Victoire is cool, but yeah the sideways Whalers really throws you out of IMMERSION

 

[adchester]

Holy shit this is real hahahaha

Minnesota Frost Unisex Line Change Trucker Hat

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shop.thepwhl.com

 

[Karl Hungus]

They took years to come up with these?

Yes but only because @Reel is busy during basketball season.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

 

[Irishman]

Caleb getting mauled.

Wrong thread, lol.

 

[goblue96]

Having to defend peak Gretzky and Lemieux on the same line is unfair.

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[silverwheels]

Preseason starts today. Does it really matter? Of course not. Is it still hockey? Yes. We are so back

 

[silverwheels]

LMAO

 

[CJ_24]

 

[CJ_24]

We back

 

[silverwheels]

Why does Columbus even exist

Laine already injured and out for 2-3 months after a knee-to-knee collision in a preseason game last week. New city, same Patrik!

 

[CJ_24]

We're so back

 

[silverwheels]

If the Devils can stay healthy they have a real shot at getting to the Final.

 

[goblue96]

Hopefully their bones turn to dust.

 

[silverwheels]

Time for some guesses

Pacific: Edmonton, Vancouver, Vegas, Los Angeles, Seattle, Calgary, San Jose, Anaheim
Central: Dallas, Nashville, Colorado, Winnipeg, Minnesota, St. Louis, Utah, Chicago
Metro: New Jersey, Carolina, Rangers, Islanders, Penguins, Capitals, Flyers, Blue Jackets
Atlantic: Florida, Tampa Bay, Toronto, Buffalo, Detroit, Boston, Ottawa, Montreal

Dallas over Vancouver
New Jersey over Florida

Dallas over New Jersey in 7

 

[silverwheels]

Damn. Would have been hilarious if Boston traded Ullmark and then Swayman left.

 

[CJ_24]

Time for some guesses

Pacific: Edmonton, Vancouver, Vegas, Los Angeles, Seattle, Calgary, San Jose, Anaheim
Central: Dallas, Nashville, Colorado, Winnipeg, Minnesota, St. Louis, Utah, Chicago
Metro: New Jersey, Carolina, Rangers, Islanders, Penguins, Capitals, Flyers, Blue Jackets
Atlantic: Florida, Tampa Bay, Toronto, Buffalo, Detroit, Boston, Ottawa, Montreal

Dallas over Vancouver
New Jersey over Florida

Dallas over New Jersey in 7

I am drunk enough to get on the prediction train:
Pacific: Edbumton, Vancouver, LTIR Vegas
Central: Dallas, Colorado, Nashville, Bumsota, Winnipeg
Metro: Rangers, Carolina, New Jersey
Atlantic: Florida, Boston, Toronto, Tampa, Detroit

Rangers over Bruins
EdBumton over Bumsota

Edbumton over New York in 6
Deceased: @silverwheels

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[silverwheels]

Oh, so the league IS capable of marketing its stars. Huh.

 

[Irishman]

The fuck? There was an early game today? Dumb.

 

[silverwheels]

Thanks for showing up, Boston

 

[CJ_24]

Lol @ Chicago-Utah being the espn opening night second game.

 

[CJ_24]

I've been trying all week to talk myself out of getting NHL 25. I think I am destined to fail at that