the NHL Thread

[Karl Hungus]

If he can't skate, then he needs to plant his ass in front of the net.

 

[osick87]

If he can't skate, then he needs to plant his ass in front of the net.

He can still shoot so throwing him in front of the net kind of nulls his best skill.

 

[Karl Hungus]

He can still shoot so throwing him in front of the net kind of nulls his best skill.

He can bring it but also seems to have no idea where it's going. It's like late stage Al Iafrate.

 

[Southpaw]

Go Senators. Fuck Jimmy Vesey little bitch maid.

 

[silverwheels]

So if/when the Oilers lose tomorrow I guess I'm jumping on the Preds wagon. @Southpaw

 

[Southpaw]

 

[kella]

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

And the Nats are following suit with similar press. How depressing do you think the Phone Booth will be if the Pens win tomorrow?

 

[kella]

I won't know. I don't go to playoff games typically. It's part of my personal code. Nothing more depressing than a playoff elimination loss.

 

[kella]

Ran across Nate Schmidt at the nearby Harris Teeter. He looked like someone just killed his dog. Think the team might get straight up rolled tonight.

 

[goblue96]

Ran across Nate Schmidt at the nearby Harris Teeter. He looked like someone just killed his dog. Think the team might get straight up rolled tonight.

Or Saturday.

 

[kella]

Thanks, not sure what I would have done without that.

 

[Simo77]

7th Dman is sick of being one of the best playoff performers on the team.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Ran across Nate Schmidt at the nearby Harris Teeter. He looked like someone just killed his dog. Think the team might get straight up rolled tonight.

I'm really hoping Crosby skates and scores six goals. Nothing would please me more than seeing Ovi and Leonsis hanged from the Chinatown sign.

 

[adchester]

Ran across Nate Schmidt at the nearby Harris Teeter. He looked like someone just killed his dog. Think the team might get straight up rolled tonight.

Nah that's just how people from St. Cloud look all the time. You get permanent depression from spending more than a month in that place.

 

[osick87]

 

[goblue96]

Ass Grabber probably deserved it.

 

[Irishman]

I'm okay with this.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Nah that's just how people from St. Cloud look all the time. You get permanent depression from spending more than a month in that place.

I had no idea what a shithole St Cloud was despite numerous warnings from lifelong Minnesotans. Of course, they described it was "ok" which I should have known was "MN Nice" for "shithole". Jesus, I felt like I was back in Roanoke.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Good job Blues

 

[silverwheels]

This Ducks-Oilers series is so fun.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

holy jumpin

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Fuck yes!

 

[goblue96]

Fuck the Rangers

 

[Rutgers Mike]

 

[adchester]

This Ottawa-NYR series has been awesome

 

[Rutgers Mike]

good job refs. Fuck the Rangers

 

[adchester]

Hell yeah, go Sens

 

[Rutgers Mike]

 

[kella]

go sens go

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Get this shitnuts Bob Costas off my teevee and put on the Pens-Craps game babby.

 

[kella]

This team is so sad lol. Eller had a slam dunk and completely fanned, 20 seconds later pens score. Shocking.

 

[kella]

The Caps are Evan Stone with ED

 

[kella]

I literally type that as Burakovsky finally shows up

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

KESSEL SCORES.

 

[kella]

Worst penalty call I've seen all playoffs. The caps don't need help losing.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

You tom bout that holding call? That was pretty blatant.

 

[kella]

Yes, and no. Maybe blatant if your dream is to have Crosby dick in your mouth.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Yes, and no. Maybe blatant if your dream is to have Crosby dick in your mouth.

Take off the homer glasses.

 

[kella]

I don't have any. I hate this team. I call it like I see it 1000% objective as usual.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Come on now, Caps donk was laying on him while he's trying to control da puck.

 

[kella]

Come on now, anyone was laying on Crosby while he's dressed and near the ice

Agreed

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Agreed

You think Leonsis blows the team up after tonight or what? Mike Milbury trashing Ovi was pretty funny.

 

[goblue96]

You think Leonsis blows the team up after tonight or what? Mike Milbury trashing Ovi was pretty funny.

Leonsis pretty much has to. 11 players eat up 2/3 of the cap space.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

MAF about turn back into a bum tonight?

 

[goblue96]

Don't worry, @Rutgers Mike @Irishman and @Gooksta, the Flyers cap situation is worse than Washington's.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

MAF about turn back into a bum tonight?

The fact that he will probably finish his career 5th all time in wins, is very disturbing.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The fact that he will probably finish his career 5th all time in wins, is very disturbing.

I'm a lifelong Pens fan and I've always felt like he held them back from being a legit threat with the talent they had post-lockout. He's not a total bum but he's not HOF level either and that he's 5th in wins is scary.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]