the NHL Thread

[TonyGin&Juice]

Holtby almost gave up the worst goal of all time.

 

[silverwheels]

LMAO Williams is a better goalie than Holtby.

 

[kella]

Lol how many times are the caps going to put the puck right into the opponent's skates?

They look like me in NHL 17 with an "oh shit if i don't get rid of this it's going to be a pepe" shot that just runs into the first guy

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Is there a limit on how many of these fuckers we can give back to GMGM?

Is Alexander Semin still alive?

 

[kella]

An icing!

 

[sayo]

They're all shook af too. Are they injured?

 

[sayo]

Was icing it always part of that plan?

 

[silverwheels]

An icing when ur trying to pull the goalie? Might as well just forfeit the rest of the game.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Come on empty net goal.

 

[kella]

I'm sure they're all injured but that's a shitty ass excuse, so are the Pens. Hornqvist is like a reanimated corpse on the ice.

 

[goblue96]

How many times have the Caps lost a playoff series to Pittsburgh?

 

[sayo]

I'm sure they're all injured but that's a shitty ass excuse, so are the Pens. Hornqvist is like a reanimated corpse on the ice.

NHL 17 joke.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

get that empty netter ffs

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Kunitz barely missed that one.

 

[silverwheels]

ban the caps from next year's playoffs plz

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

HERE COME THE BOOS BABBY!

 

[DeadMan]

Took the Caps a full minute to get the puck in the zone with an extra man When does the Oilers game start? I need some actual skill to cleanse my palette of this crap.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Kunitz barely missed that one.

thought they were gonna get one on that one dump in off the boards.

 

[goblue96]

Is there a limit on how many of these fuckers we can give back to GMGM?

Is Alexander Semin still alive?

Petr Bondra?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I love the boos. Ovi with a wild shot just for the fuck of it.

 

[kella]

We have losers...we have losers!

 

[MrShotgun]

The last 2 minutes of that game was some of the worst shit I've seen. Good lawd

 

[goblue96]

Let's fast forward to Ovi's Saturday.

 

[kella]

The fans are staying to applaud this shit, hahahahaha. Fucking cucks.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Just a reminder:

 

[kella]

How many times have the Caps lost a playoff series to Pittsburgh?

The caps have been in 27 of the last 35 NHL playoffs. Let that sink in.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The caps have been in 27 of the last 35 NHL playoffs. Let that sink in.

Worst DC choke artist - Caps or Nats?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

this lady singing O Canada sucks

 

[goblue96]

Worst DC choke artist - Caps or Nats?

Caps.

 

[silverwheels]

go oilerrrrzzzzzz

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The Caps still owe Ovi $40M? Awesome.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

The caps have been in 27 of the last 35 NHL playoffs. Let that sink in.

"Everyone" made the playoffs from 1980 until 1992.

 

[Irishman]

HERE COME THE BOOS BABBY!

So that was their booing for the biggest choke job in the franchise's history? By comparison, that was roughly equivalent to Flyers fans after a shootout loss. Bunch of fuckin' amateurs.

The last 2 minutes of that game was some of the worst shit I've seen. Good lawd

The Caps looked soooo bad from the 13-minute mark on.

 

[goblue96]

The Caps still owe Ovi $40M? Awesome.

Counts $9.5 million against the cap every season until 2021.

 

[GuyIncognito]

The end of that game was a disaster. Also lol @ the fans booing the shit out of the Caps and then cheering them after the game. I mean I'm sure it's not the same group of fans, but I still laughed.

 

[silverwheels]

hahaha what the hell was that? whatevs, i'll take it

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

So that was their booing for the biggest choke job in the franchise's history? By comparison, that was roughly equivalent to Flyers fans after a shootout loss. Bunch of fuckin' amateurs.
The Caps looked soooo bad from the 13-minute mark on.

DC sportsfan882s are almost exclusively government supporting beta cucks the haven't swung a hammer, meat or otherwise, since they jerked their freshman roommate off during the lone "experimental" period of their lives. That they booed at all was hilarious given how subdued those clowns usually are at games.

 

[goblue96]

 

[sayo]

Edmonton had their chances at the end there.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Bart Scott for that Nashville-Ottawa Stanley Cup Final. Viva la ratings!

 

[Hachiko]

Spoiler: Round 3

 

[goblue96]

 

[GuyIncognito]

 

[kella]

 

[kella]

Ovechkin makes me agree with Mike Millbury. Reason alone enough to trade his ass.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Maybe Trump could negotiate some sort of bailout for the Caps, wherein some KHL team takes Ovi off their hands.

 

[goblue96]

Who hell is going to take on Ovi's cap hit?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Ovechkin makes me agree with Mike Millbury. Reason alone enough to trade his ass.

Mike Millbury might be an idiot but he's definitely not wrong about bum ass Ovi. At this point Ovi is really only good to be on the ice if you're on the PP and he can set up shop to the left of the goal and you can get him a perfect pass. He plays zero defense, skates at about 60% of the speed he used to have, and looks like present day Charles Barkley trying to hang with the Golden State Warriors. Send him to the glue factory (read: Las Vegas or KHL) with MoJo and just start over.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Who hell is going to take on Ovi's cap hit?

His modified NTC allows him to specify 10 teams they can't ship him to so I'm guessing LV, Colorado, and the usual bums are out. Sending him to the Panthers would be perfect.

 

[kella]

It can't be overstated how bad Johansson was for most of this series. In fact he was getting platooned with the 4th line a lot of the time, I think. He played like his blade was made of cheese. Constantly fanning on everything.