Utopia Turkeys Boot Room (ps4) RIP pro clubs

[kella]

Are you drunk already

 

[kella]

I'll probably be busy all weekend so I'm tryna get my Turkeys in this week. I'll be around tonight.

 

[GatorTD]

Finally getting around to being on a laptop to see the turkey value index... I think it needs more position specific criteria for the overall value....

If you're an out and out forward most of the time, you're going to have less tackles than a midfielder/winger because of positioning.

 

[kella]

Yeah but that would take a lot of effort and some people genuinely split their time pretty evenly. I'm open to ideas.

 

[OU11]

Come up with an intricate algorithm that has inputs for % played at each position to weight the stats accordingly. Its the only way really

 

[Orlando]

Or just look at tackle %

 

[sayo]

I can play for the next two hours. Lego?

 

[kella]

Don't think those numbers exist. Not on the site anyway.

 

[kella]

I can play for the next two hours. Lego?

I think it's just us right now. Gonna make dinner and check back later.

 

[OU11]

Drinking a holiday cheer from probably two Christmases ago that i found in my mini fridge. Might be on later. Depends on when wet hot american summer drops

 

[kella]

You might be in later but from the sounds of that drank you might be passed out on the floor

 

[kella]

I'm on this wild blue lager. 8%. Orale

 

[pavel]

Surf, then turkeys, fgts

 

[kella]

Hope we get enough. I want to play cdm but it is painful having any computers up front.

 

[NML]

At the bar currently. 10:00 east probably

 

[kella]

Caw

 

[Orlando]

Won't be till later.

 

[Soonerfan09]

I'll be on w/ headset tonight. Might try Striker this time since I haven't had too much luck elsewhere.

 

[NML]

Apparently our club is the opposite of every youth team in the country - we hide our worst player at striker.

May I suggest right back?

 

[kella]

Rapbattleparody.gif

But for real.

 

[OU11]

We hide our worst player at keeper already

 

[Soonerfan09]

Apparently our club is the opposite of every youth team in the country - we hide our worst player at striker.

May I suggest right back?

No, you may not.

 

[Soonerfan09]

And obviously I'm going to be the worst player if I've been playing out of position the whole time.

 

[kingssc]

Lionel can play for probably an hour or so

 

[kella]

And obviously I'm going to be the worst player if I've been playing out of position the whole time.

I don't think you understand playing out of position

 

[NML]

I actually felt like sooner fan played solid after the passive aggressive day. I even texted gator that.

Play quicker and don't make the game more complicated than it needs to be.

 

[Orlando]

I'm kind of bored with winger, so I'll probably pass tonight.

 

[kingssc]

I can't find my PS4 mic in a 250 sq ft. apartment after cleaning it today. Hmmmmmmmmm

 

[NML]

I'm kind of bored with winger, so I'll probably pass tonight.

Play somewhere else. Kick someone else out wide if you're tired of it.

I'll play center back if I have to

 

[pavel]

I'll be there in 30. Winger on my mind

 

[OU11]

Lawd two cbs with leroy in goal? Clear eyes, full hearts, cant lose. Texas forever

 

[GatorTD]

Soonerfan and Orlando as s
leach and gator at cb

division 9 here we come

 

[Soonerfan09]

I honestly don't care where I play, it's not a big deal to me.

 

[NML]

Soonerfan and Orlando as s
leach and gator at cb

This x100000000

especially w Leroy in goal

 

[NML]

Center back joins attack!

 

[Orlando]

I can't find my PS4 mic in a 250 sq ft. apartment after cleaning it today. Hmmmmmmmmm

Use a whistle mic

 

[kingssc]

Leggooooooo

 

[kella]

5 to 10 out

 

[NML]

Incoming

 

[kella]

Ditto.

 

[kella]

What the fuck are you guys doing with 2 user cb and a cpu striker. Laws

 

[kella]

Someone tell me what position to change to.

 

[OU11]

Laws is laws

 

[kella]

I see soonerfan scored. Must have been a hell of a rebound.

 

[NML]

I see soonerfan scored. Must have been a hell of a rebound.

User keeper

 

[NML]

When pavel thought the ANY on the team formation was playing left back-back behind the keeper and called it playing in "the Blair witch corner" I about pissed myself.

It was all downhill after that. I was too drunk to contribute but not drunk enough to enjoy our ineptitude.

 

[Soonerfan09]

I live in Laguna Hills fags.

 

[GatorTD]

I think the point has been proven when Pavel cleared it trying to shoot 3 times from our own half.

 

[kella]

"does soonerfan live in Korea" explains everything

 

[OU11]

I froze last game so i quit. Sooner you should really say you live in a third world