#2 Alabama vs #1 Clemson National Championship

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

So this is what 1,000 years of darkness feels like

 

[DeadMan]

Clemson only has one game left, and hasn't Clemsoned yet this season. Process of elimination says an Alabama romp.

Nice

 

[Wolfman21]

Oh well. Good game.

Clemson should be the preseason favorite next year, right? Pretty sure they return a ton.

Their defense is extremely young I think and Watson will be back. Gallman is a Sr I think? Got a couple senior receivers. Couple senior linemen. They'll be ACC favorites no doubt. Watson will be Heisman favorite with McCaffrey

 

[Wooly]

ok, I'm coming on ur penis now

 

[Wooly]

Great game though.

 

[DeadMan]

It was worth it to wait all season for that Clemsoning. They had 5 ridiculous busts, and if they flip just one of those, they win the game. I mean that's next level.

 

[bruin228]

You guys really don't know what Clemsoning is, do you?

They were 7 point underdogs and lost by 5.

 

[dirt]

what ya'll geniuses think on this?

 

[DeadMan]

You guys really don't know what Clemsoning is, do you?

They were 7 point underdogs and lost by 5.

They dominated that game and still lost because of a few terrible plays. That's a clemsoning in my book.

 

[dirt]

They dominated that game and still lost because of a few terrible plays. That's a clemsoning in my book.

 

[pavel]

 

[NavyHog]

what ya'll geniuses think on this?

Seems about right.

 

[bruin]

solid

 

[CJ_24]

i fell asleep in the third quarter.

 

[Hachiko]

 

[dirt]

signed, come on my dick

 

[guardman23]

 

[guardman23]

 

[atlbraves]

 

[bruin]

Halfway through the third quarter, 11pm in the real time zone. So dumb, good night.

real time zone lol

 

[GuyIncognito]

Didn't watch. Didn't have to.

 

[Hachiko]

When you need a #Clemsoning, call Derrick at 1 (800) HEISMAN. And, btw, #rolldamntide! #rdt #rdt #rdt #CFBChampionship

 

[Lightningwar]

Damn Henry has impressed me the last 3 games. His 4.4 YPC fit nicely in with his 3.8 against MSU and 4.3 against the Gata. Definitely the best player in the land. Take away his 50 yard TD and that avg was really impressive last night. But it did setup the patented Bama vertical exploit as expected. Clemson shit themselves on special teams last night and that was the game. Give Bama credit though. That Clemson team was the best they faced all year. And Bama played good enough on offense to stay with them in a track meet.

 

[bruin228]

what ya'll geniuses think on this?

Would switch Michigan with ND

 

[GuyIncognito]

lol, apparently the Bama buses left Kiffin at the stadium.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/1/12/10753694/lane-kiffin-bus-alabama-championship-oh-no

 

[whiteyc_77]

You guys really don't know what Clemsoning is, do you?

They were 7 point underdogs and lost by 5.

They honestly have no idea what Klimpsoning is.

-YTC

 

[Reel]

@pavel was wrecking in this thread

 

[kella]

They honestly have no idea what Klimpsoning is.

-YTC

I went on a rant about people misusing inside jokes like this in my reel report. Drives me fucking crazy.

 

[GuyIncognito]

When Clemson is the #1 team in the country, losing itself becomes Clemsoning. Not to mention their excessive efforts to give this game away.

And Clemsoning isn't an inside joke. Dabo himself has commented on it. It's a nationwide phenomenon.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

To me to me, misusing shtick is a noted top four all time shtick on this site for years.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

real time zone lol

www.besttimezone.com

 

[Travis7401]

Imagine what their ratings would be like if CFB playoff group wasn't completely incompetent. Semi finals on NYE, Championship on Monday night timed so the best time zone must go to bed at a time that makes it feel like they closed down the bars.

 

[Simo77]

lol, apparently the Bama buses left Kiffin at the stadium.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/1/12/10753694/lane-kiffin-bus-alabama-championship-oh-no

Probably a step up from being asked to get off the bus

 

[Southpaw]

Imagine what their ratings would be like if CFB playoff group wasn't completely incompetent. Semi finals on NYE, Championship on Monday night timed so the best time zone must go to bed at a time that makes it feel like they closed down the bars.

ESPN will take care of that for them. They are having to make good to their advertisers because they charged a really high rate and guaranteed a minimum number of viewers which they fell far short of.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...l-flat-espn-is-giving-back-20m-to-advertisers

No way they continue to eat that money.

 

[Southpaw]

Also, I no longer hate Lane Kiffin. I still think he is a douche, but I don't hate him anymore. They guy is a fucking good qb corch/OC. He turned Jonathan Crompton into an NFL draft pick and he has done a great job at Alabama with two shitty qbs. Blake Sims and this zit faced goober they have now are fucking terrible. Did you hear him talk after the game? lol wow I needed subtitles.

Maybe being around Saban has rubbed off on him and he has matured. If I was a shitty school like Vandy or Kentucky or something, I would hire him to be head corch.

 

[bruin228]

So Watson broke Vince Young's record for total yards in a title game and became the first FBS player with over 4,000 yards passing and 1,000 yards rushing. Giving out the Heisman before the postseason is so fucking stupid.

 

[GatorTD]

So how many of you fucktwits played with your boyfriends balloon knot in between posting about how you're not watching the game?

 

[whiteyc_77]

became the first FBS player with over 4,000 yards passing and 1,000 yards rushing.

And it took him 15 games to do so.

-YTC

 

[whiteyc_77]

For comparison's sake, Boykin had 3500 yards passing and 600 yards rushing in 10 games.

-YTC

 

[bruin228]

He deserved it more than Henry after 14 games too. He had 3700 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing after OU. I'm pretty sure he was like the 6th guy to have a 3000/1000 season.

 

[Southpaw]

McCaffrey still should have won.

 

[bruin228]

Either was better than Henry.

 

[Southpaw]

What does Alabama do to these guys' hair lines? Do they have the same dad?

 

[bruin]

Imagine what their ratings would be like if CFB playoff group wasn't completely incompetent. Semi finals on NYE, Championship on Monday night timed so the best time zone must go to bed at a time that makes it feel like they closed down the bars.

Watched the Bachelor afterwords. Best coast

 

[bruin]

So how many of you fucktwits played with your boyfriends balloon knot in between posting about how you're not watching the game?

I was more taken back the board was still up.

 

[Brick]

Maybe being around Saban has rubbed off on him and he has matured. If I was a shitty school like Vandy or Kentucky or something, I would hire him to be head corch.

 

[Travis7401]

I was more taken back the board was still up.

I tried my best, but @pavel was quick AF on the delete button and @kella was smart enough to keep me in the group that has a post timer.

 

[dirt]

So how many of you fucktwits played with your boyfriends balloon knot in between posting about how you're not watching the game?

I camed on her dick

 

[Southpaw]

People can change, brick. Just look in the mirror. Once, you were a huge douche babbling on about Phil Steele and analytics. Now, you are a douche babbling on about the color of other men's jeans and shoes.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Did jobobo update his sig

And do the Bama got da A on the gloves