2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[fried rice]

I’m getting my info like… 4th hand? Like I said, this info is coming from a colleague who I am in bend with who is getting the info from an Oregon alumnus. I have no clue how they’re getting their info, I only know that he is confident in the information that they provide.

They’re probably getting their info from 247 or whatever lol.

 

[bruin]

@Mame YO when he posts in this thread

 

[bruin228]

 

[Mame YO]

don't backtrack now

I mean, I have thrown in like 4 posts admitting that I have no idea so it isn’t like I’m just now backtracking. I’m basically alternating between DONE DEAL and “don’t take me seriously”.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Canzano is way behind. Ma’sources laugh at him.

I wonder if I should apply to work for the Oregonian.

 

[silverwheels]

Can't believe that didn't have any grammatical or spelling errors.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

None? I can identify some room for improvement.

 

[silverwheels]

None? I can identify some room for improvement.

Sorry, GLARING mistakes.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[bruin228]

OREGON MAN

 

[Mame YO]

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

College football geniuses found Mame

 

[adchester]

SMALL BOOSTER

 

[Mr. Radpants]

OREGON MAN

CHIP CHIP CHIP

 

[Mame YO]

I’m hoping clownzano is right lol

BREAKING NEWS is either reading me on utopia or ma’source is spreading his seed all over the interwebs

 

[Brick]

OREGON MAN

 

[Mame YO]

Flight tracker has entered the chat. PK’s plane headed to Southern California right now.

 

[Brick]

will UNCLE PHIL just stfu already? if you played a big role in hiring taggart you should never have input again.

 

[Bmack]

I’m hoping clownzano is right lol

BREAKING NEWS is either reading me on utopia or ma’source is spreading his seed all over the interwebs

Warn him not to spill the seed on the ground. He would be smote.

 

[Mame YO]

It’s the same thing with when Paul Allen was in control of the blazers. He would insert himself all the time. Nolan Smith lol.

 

[Brick]

 

[bruin228]

 

[Ander1345]

We had all this real drama and now the Oregon part of it is like those really bad spoof movies that you appreciate only because they're endearingly bad.

 

[Ander1345]

LaneKiffinDistractedBoyfriendMeme.jpg

 

[silverwheels]

BLUE COLLAR OREGON MAN JUSTIN WILCOX

 

[Brick]

someone with a twitter account crash this with utopia meme questions plz

 

[Mr. Radpants]

FSU hires a booster/fundraiser as AD, sounds like FLAKE JAMES to me

 

[Mame YO]

FLORIDA DUCK FAN WANTS TO DIE ON HILL. ALSO DA BOARD IS TALKING GRUDEN ROFL

 

[silverwheels]

 

[bruin]

If Chip Kelly returns to Oregon it would not be an unprecented Pac-12 sequel.

 

[adchester]

Yellowstone meets Succession lmfao

 

[goblue96]

If Chip Kelly returns to Oregon it would not be an unprecented Pac-12 sequel.

More like Police Academy 5.

 

[Brick]

just testing out material for the COLUMN. hire a corch already. anyone. i just need ma'COLUMN to CUM.

 

[silverwheels]

addictedtoquack.com

 

[bruin]

 

[bruin]

After all this, if myself and @bruin228 join the circus…

 

[OU11]

If UCLA get rid of CHIP and can nab Riley's owner I will be so pumped for a game I've not watched in 20 years. UCLA-USC WOULD BE BACK

 

[Rutgers Mike]

DONE DEAL

 

[bruin]

CONFIRMED

 

[Mame YO]

Lol nice

 

[Yankee151]

If Chip Kelly returns to Oregon it would not be an unprecented Pac-12 sequel.

...but fizzled out

 

[Brick]

DONE DEAL

 

[OU11]

 

[Brick]

CONFIRMED

 

[silverwheels]

Good. Fuck Baylor.

 

[Yankee151]

Trading CHIP for Aranda is so absurd I won't believe it even if it happened. I'll need to physically go to the Rose Bowl to watch ARANDA's @bruin @bruin228 s beat LINCOLN

 

[Mame YO]

I will be glad to be wrong if we get chip instead of kiffin. Sign me up for FUN

 

[bruin228]

 

[Brick]

CHIP could go 0-12 if he loses the CROOTIN class and fires all the CROOTIN staff it will be all worth it