2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[bruin]

Don’t know what time you eat. But that’s the current over/under.

 

[Irishman]

Mame seriously just shut the fuck up. Every thread you post in turns to shit.

 

[bruin228]

Oh, so Oregon cucked UCLA into giving CHIP some terrible deal. Kill me, Pete!

 

[Brick]

you think CHIP gonna come back and have to deal with talking to/being stalked by all the time?

 

[bruin228]

Mame seriously just shut the fuck up. Every thread you post in turns to shit.

 

[Mame YO]

Mame seriously just shut the fuck up. Every thread you post in turns to shit.

Ma’sources still looking pretty accurate doe! Not a peep about Chip staying on the inter webs unless you’re reading my gibberish on utopia.

if Kiffin isn’t the hire I’ll consider these sources dead and stfu. Deal?

 

[silverwheels]

Ted Roof? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Yankee151]

I like that TED ROOF's name is Terrence Edwin, so he's really just TEDWIN

 

[bruin]

Oh, so Oregon cucked UCLA into giving CHIP some terrible deal. Kill me, Pete!

BruinReportOnline is run by Tracy Pierson. He leaked way back Mike Bellotti to ucla when bellotti just cucked UCLA for leverage. He still gets shit for that. If he swung and missed on this again, I’ll meet him at the 9mm cafe!!!!

 

[Irishman]

Ma’sources still looking pretty accurate doe! Not a peep about Chip staying on the inter webs unless you’re reading my gibberish on utopia.

if Kiffin isn’t the hire I’ll consider these sources dead and stfu. Deal?

 

[bruin]

I’ll put LANE TRAIN’s MUG as a avi till June if he’s hired!

 

[silverwheels]

Ted Roof? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Comment from an OU board:

Blood Pressure: RAISED

Pants: PISSED

 

[Mame YO]

I’m sticking to my guns that it is Kiffin but Justin Hopkins, who by all accounts is a well connected recruiting source on a paid site (lol) is saying that Urban Meyer is the key. If Oregon does not announce a hire this weekend, look for them to announce Meyer on Monday. If a hire is made this weekend, according to him, it’s because Meyer turned Oregon down. He also believes it will be Kiffin if it isn’t Meyer.

just reiterating, MA’SOURCE still is adamant that it’s Kiffin.

 

[silverwheels]

It'll be Wilcox.

 

[silverwheels]

Thread on OU board titled "Very few elite recruiters on this staff"

CROOTIN

 

[BasinBictory]

Thread on OU board titled "Very few elite recruiters on this staff"

CROOTIN

Need to hire Barry Switzer as a consultant.

It ain't that hard.

Cars, bling, hookers and blow.

 

[Brick]

Ted Roof? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OC: BAKER
DC: BUDDY
ST CORCH: BLAKE
DIRECTOR OF CROOTIN: PRESTI
CORCH IN WAITING: RUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[silverwheels]

His name is actually Thad Turnipseed

 

[Yankee151]

The Virgin Radishseed vs. The Thad Turnipseed

 

[Southpaw]

Chip Kelly buyout goes from 9 million to 0 on January 15. Can croots wait that long?

 

[jamesnathan]

Sitake signed an extension through 2027 with BYU.

 

[silverwheels]

*BYU guy

 

[Mame YO]

The Atlanta journal is reporting that Dan Lanning is to be announced as the corch for Oregon on monday

 

[bruin228]

Lmao

HARD NOSED CROOTER SEC DEFENSE

 

[Mame YO]

Big gamble, if true.

 

[silverwheels]

Lanning striking while the iron is hot. Smort.

 

[Bmack]

The Atlanta journal is reporting that Dan Lanning is to be announced as the corch for Oregon on monday

what kind of fucking no name is this?

 

[DeadMan]

Lol wat

 

[silverwheels]

I wonder if some shit is about to go down at Clemson. I sure hope so.

 

[Karl Hungus]

So the dude down at the frame shop wasn't a solid sauce?

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Mame YO]

So the dude down at the frame shop wasn't a solid sauce?

Frame shop dude only said that it wasn’t chip.

sounds like the other source is bunk though, who would’ve guessed!

 

[Mame YO]

URBAN MEYER STILL IN PLAY?

 

[Irishman]

who would’ve guessed!

Indeed.

You know what. Never mind.

 

[Mame YO]

Indeed.

You know what. Never mind.

You have no idea how much fun I’m having LOL

 

[Irishman]

Approaching Andy Kaufman levels of trolling. It's brilliant.

 

[kella]

White Reel strikes again

 

[bruin]

 

[bruin]

Not true, I’m told.

 

[Mame YO]

White Reel strikes again

This hurts

 

[bruin]

GODFREY showing what a SOUTHERN CUCK SOUTHERN CUCK SOUTHERN CUCK SOUTHERN CUCK he is here

 

[bruin]

BEST AVAILABLE IS ALWAYS BEST.


I don’t know what’s happening, it’s not the SEC COACH?!?

huuurrr duurrrr go BARVES!!!!

 

[silverwheels]

Easily the best corching carousel ever!

 

[pavel]

Another source just called ma’colleague. I listened on speakerphone. This source is like a picture frame dude that does framing of jerseys and other memorabilia for athletic departments, primarily on the west coast. He had the opportunity to talk to his Oregon contact, who said that nobody knows anything but that he had spoken with Chip and believes that Chip will remain at UCLA.

This is some @ghostofSeuss-level intel

 

[bruin]

Welcome to Game of Sources.

 

[Ander1345]

Just hire someone so we can move on to how Dabo puts his life back together.

 

[bruin]

 

[bruin]

Let’s get weird!

 

[Brick]

Not true, I’m told.

 

[silverwheels]