2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[Brick]

every PROGRUM is different but given the narrative about oklahoma not breaking through in the playoffs with BAKER/SLIDER/HURTS, moving to SEC, and how embarassingly butthurt they are about TBOW you are in for a massive defense/hard nose overcorrection. gonna be wonderful

 

[bruin]

USC has an elite offensive mind as a HC. Rather than get "next best" offensive mind, Oregon zagged, bet on elite, young D coach.

 

[Brick]

fucking idiot

 

[silverwheels]

every PROGRUM is different but given the narrative about oklahoma not breaking through in the playoffs with BAKER/SLIDER/HURTS, moving to SEC, and how embarassingly butthurt they are about TBOW you are in for a massive defense/hard nose overcorrection. gonna be wonderful

If OU hired a NASHNUL BRAIN OC and started going after stiffs at QB like Jake Fromm or any of the million milquetoast Bammer QBs before Hurts/Tua, then sure. And maybe that will happen post-Lebby. Too soon to tell. I'll settle for a defense that can cover people and tackle first and worry about the rest later.

 

[Brick]

denial is the first stage of grief. i think anger will come about week 4.

 

[silverwheels]

It's a river in Egypt you nerd.

 

[bruin]

Probably one of the best commitment videos I've seen

 

[digs]

Glenn Thomas named ASU football offensive coordinator, replaces Zak Hill

Arizona State head coach Herm Edwards has replaced offensive coordinator Zak Hill with former UNLV offensive coordinator Glenn Thomas.

arizonasports.com

HERM BEAR EBEL

 

[digs]

Look at this high powered offense, can't wait to see what this guy can do with some CROOTS

UNLV - ASU was a 4 point game at half time last year, this is some inspiring stuff

 

[Brick]

“Glenn Thomas has spent the past 20 years working specifically with quarterbacks and coordinating offenses both in the NFL and in college football,” Edwards said in a release. “He is known around football circles for his expertise in quarterback play, with quarterback mechanics and getting them to play at their optimum level."

WELL RESPECTED IN THE CORCHING COMMUNITY

RIP

#JEDDSZN

 

[pavel]

COACH O out here averaging a 2-TD loss every week, lmao

 

[kella]

Dirtburglars is full of those dipshits.

Is dirt burglar a job in Oklahoma?

 

[bruin]

Is he saying they’re on the verge of a Cincinnati type run? I don’t speak gen z.

 

[silverwheels]

Is dirt burglar a job in Oklahoma?

Bout all I know...burgling dirt

 

[BasinBictory]

Is dirt burglar a job in Oklahoma?

It's a way of life

 

[bruin]

Just your casual college coach interviewing for a different job on the day recruits are signing their letters of intent.

 

[bruin]

 

[Yankee151]

People outside of the DMV won't get it

 

[DeadMan]

Time to fire up the ole flight tracker.

 

[Southpaw]

The Vikings? Lol. If he had any other choice he fucked up.

 

[Brick]

lol hired the biggest snake oil CROOT guy possible. classic CRISTOBUM

 

[Brick]

 

[bruin228]

Time to fire up the ole flight tracker.

Fuck

 

[Brick]

he gon chug milk out the viking horn for an ad, just watch

SKKKKKOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

CRISTOBUM got some runningback that had been committed to LSU until Kelly fired Faulk.

 

[Brick]

FAULK FAULK FAULK

 

[silverwheels]

 

[bruin228]

VIQUEENS

 

[Lightningwar]

Welcome to every year until he leaves for the NFL.

 

[DeadMan]

 

[Skeeter]

This is fantastic news! I love watching that doofus get smoked by Ohio State

 

[silverwheels]

jlawyeahok.gif

 

[bruin228]

Lmao Bryan Harsin. This dude is even more of a disaster than I expected

 

[bruin]

Lmao Bryan Harsin. This dude is even more of a disaster than I expected

 

[kella]

are we supposed to know who that is

 

[Southpaw]

It’s Donald trump.

 

[Bmack]

are we supposed to know who that is

pribably the biggest problem in America today is people just thinking everyone knows fucking everyone.

“No, ‘daily whatever the fuck website’ headline writer, I don’t know the 5th person eliminated from the 7th szn of the bachelor by name. “

fucking no names. Even fucking Brian harson is a fucking no name.

 

[kella]

Brian Harsin, who is a nobody, is I guess associated with an attractive woman who works at or goes to Auburn, of which there are like thousands of at any given time

NOT NOTABLE

 

[Southpaw]

Just saw a tiktok explaining it. She was a student at Boise st and now he’s hired her to be his assistant.

Shes pretty but she’s pretty basic. He should have upgraded to sec poon instead of importing. Her insta is Clesi Crochet if you curious. Clesi lol

 

[kella]

100% a fake name used by a Russian sleeper agent

 

[bruin]

Nobody knows who Harsin is in the coaches thread?

 

[bruin]

Just saw a tiktok explaining it. She was a student at Boise st and now he’s hired her to be his assistant.

Shes pretty but she’s pretty basic.

Her left dimple is bigger than her right one. Would not smash. - TexAG

 

[Brick]

CROCHET she from louisiana?

 

[Bmack]

CROCHET she from louisiana?

idaho. Whogotharsinfired, Idaho. Small town.

 

[bruin228]

 

[adchester]

Football coaches consistently are the biggest trogs around lol

If you wanna bang co-eds all the time just be a bachelor and say ur DEDICATED TO THE GAME and don't have time for a relationship. Prolly would help ur CROOTIN anyways.

Instead these fucking trogs are all FAMILY VALUES chuds that get married and have kids but still bang co-eds and make it super obvious lmao

 

[Southpaw]

Her left dimple is bigger than her right one. Would not smash. - TexAG

I said she’s pretty but if you want to line up fine auburn coeds she’d be near the middle to bottom. He could have upgraded once he sec.

 

[Irishman]

Nobody knows who Harsin is in the coaches thread?View attachment 22579

Underrated gif!

 

[Skeeter]

She lets him get to neyland