2021 HEINEKEN

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Lawrence and Wilson are doomed by virtue of playing for terrible franchises. Fields might have some hope if the Bears make some good hires once they finally boot Nagy after this season.

 

[Ander1345]

Lawrence and Wilson are doomed by virtue of playing for terrible franchises. Fields might have some hope if the Bears make some good hires once they finally boot Nagy after this season.

The Bears are also a terrible franchise because our problems also extend all the way up to the front office.

 

[pavel]

Kurt Warner with god-level botox in that pic, good lord

 

[Brick]

that's kurt warner? lol

 

[Southpaw]

I honestly didn't even know that was Warner until you said that. I had to scroll back. When I first saw it, I never recognized him. He looks like his wife.

 

[adchester]

DRIP OR DROWN BABBY

 

[Ander1345]

What the fuck

 

[Brick]

should sue the cheatin saints for the bounty brain worms. lawd

 

[Yankee151]

Love KURT's shoutout to CLOWNZANO with the ellipses

 

[bruin228]

Every time I see KURT now, all I can think of is that fuck awful looking movie coming out

 

[adchester]

Every time I see KURT now, all I can think of is that fuck awful looking movie coming out

Christian cinema is a whole nother level of trash

 

[digs]

Christian cinema is a whole nother level of trash

Wrong Thread? Though I agree, she is the worst.

 

[ZackMills]

I honestly didn't even know that was Warner until you said that. I had to scroll back. When I first saw it, I never recognized him. He looks like his wife.

I thought the same thing

 

[kella]

Wilson, Fields and Lawrence all had very underwhelming seasons. That's how it works, though. You go to shit teams with shit corches generally. Gotta hang in there.

IMO you just get out as soon as you can like Brees did

 

[kella]

Every time I see KURT now, all I can think of is that fuck awful looking movie coming out

this movie should be called Zach Levi Clearly Owes Money for Huge Gambling Debts

since he did SHAZAM I'm sure he's got a decent quote. Like Crashmore said even if he does a bad job they gotta give him that 2 mil

 

[adchester]

2021 GILBERT

 

[kella]

VINCE is my answer for "what famous person would you like to hang out with"

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Da U

 

[CJ_24]

Philadelphia has run for 400+ yards in three quarters. On 4th and 6, they kick a field goal and warshington jumps offside. Philadelphia declines the penalty and takes the field goal. Run for 400+ yards and afraid to try to get 1 yard. NASHNUL

 

[CJ_24]

Right on cue, the Redskins are bout to score and make it a 3 point game. Football gods don't take kindly to dumbness

 

[kella]

Why are they playing Tuesday night games? This ain't no MACTION

 

[CJ_24]

Why are they playing Tuesday night games? This ain't no MACTION

Games were delayed because too many players were unavailable because of covid protocols

 

[kella]

Games were delayed because too many players were unavailable because of covid protocols

Don't do this. It's not the protocols that made them unavailable. It's that they got COVID.

I'm fucking eligible to play under the protocols.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

 

[bruin]

Wrong Thread? Though I agree, she is the worst.

I’d eat those farts

 

[bruin]

Why are they playing Tuesday night games? This ain't no MACTION

Seattle had like 27 yards of offense in the first half and 11 of them came from a run on first down from Penny on the first play of the game

 

[OU11]

 

[adchester]

And that's coming from a guy who...checks notes....grew up in Iowa, Nebraska, and North Dakota....went to HS in Athens, OH...and went to college in Columbus and Baton Rouge!

 

[Yankee151]

And that's coming from a guy who...checks notes....grew up in Iowa, Nebraska, and North Dakota....went to HS in Athens, OH...and went to college in Columbus and Baton Rouge!

Make sure you tag who you're referencing! @bruin @bruin228

 

[Skeeter]

He's not wrong. I almost never go to cinci

 

[Southpaw]

You can go eat some nasty chili. That’s fun.

 

[bruin228]

Make sure you tag who you're referencing! @bruin @bruin228

Me talking about Intergalactic Metropolis Little Rock

 

[Ander1345]

Nothing compares to Columbus in the end though.

1. I've never played in mutliple Magic: the Gathering tournaments in either Cleveland or Cinci.

2. Nothing beats a short walk over to the North Market for food breaks between rounds of playing children's card games for money.

 

[Travis7401]

Nothing compares to Columbus in the end though.

1. I've never played in mutliple Magic: the Gathering tournaments in either Cleveland or Cinci.

2. Nothing beats a short walk over to the North Market for food breaks between rounds of playing children's card games for money.

Wait, why haven’t you joined our wizard cards tournaments that never happen?

 

[kella]

There is no more potent cocktail of brain worms than ND + aints fans

 

[Brick]

it took COVID to bench TAYSOM?

 

[Ander1345]

Wait, why haven’t you joined our wizard cards tournaments that never happen?

Cuz I didnt know!

 

[bruin]

Would eat Kay Adams farts

 

[bruin228]

Would eat Kay Adams farts

JOSH

 

[kella]

Kay rules. Just imagine the absolute sludge she has to deal with via social media daily. I'd 9mm Cafe hisself

 

[kella]

Titans looking great!

 

[bruin]

Kay rules. Just imagine the absolute sludge she has to deal with via social media daily. I'd 9mm Cafe hisself

GM Football, we stan.

 

[kella]

This game gonna set a world record for passes completed with nothing over 10 yards in the air

 

[kella]

Greg Olsen has CTE. Talking about how effective all this motion the 9ers do is right after a run for a 3 yard los

Just chugging that production meeting storyline shit

 

[kella]

This game is absolute vomit

 

[kella]

3rd and 20 from the 45, literally no downside to just chucking it deep, Tannehill throws a 1 yard route for no gain.

 

[kella]

Tannehill is so bad it almost defies belief that he's a starter on a winning team. This guy should have topped out playing co ed adult flag football QB

Will the NFL ever not be in love with these shitty Texas hs football QB1 statue guys?

 

[kella]

Fucking @Southpaw could be 10/14 for 38 yards coming out of the stands cold. Jfc

 

[Yankee151]

Tannehill is so bad it almost defies belief that he's a starter on a winning team. This guy should have topped out playing co ed adult flag football QB

Will the NFL ever not be in love with these shitty Texas hs football QB1 statue guys?

Relevant

https://www.theonion.com/star-high-school-quarterback-blissfully-unaware-he-ll-b-1848235458

BEND, OR—As he excitedly slapped a teammate on the back after delivering a pinpoint 30-yard throw in practice, sources confirmed Wednesday that local star quarterback Cole Rabuck was blissfully unaware he would be the New York Jets’ starter four years from now. “He goes out there every day, he’s got a great arm, and he just loves the game so much,” coach Ron Sever said of the 17-year-old who will be drafted fourth overall to a 3-13 Jets team and whose fans will immediately revile him and blame him for every failure. “He’s got a great head on his shoulders and a bright future [of being drafted by the Jets and repeatedly humiliated on a national stage] ahead of him. He’s a generational talent, honestly, and if he keeps it up, he could be the next Aaron Rodgers, [Mark Sanchez, Sam Darnold,] or Peyton Manning.” At press time, Rabuck, who will reportedly express relief when he is out of the NFL by the age of 27, was telling teammates he wants to play football for the rest of his life.

 

[Skeeter]

You can go eat some nasty chili. That’s fun.

I can do that in Dayton