2023 Season: The Week 3 Thread - Help Me Rhonda

[adchester]

GOOFERS gonna lose by 40 lol

 

[Lightningwar]

OU gets the pick-six from a white guy with braids, lol

NCAA 2014 random player generator ahead of its time!

 

[silverwheels]

Tulsa real bad

 

[Mame YO]

Something about wounded animals, or, gamecocks gon’ gamecock

 

[kella]

BIG RED got a monster at TE.

 

[kella]

I'm a big time degen. The FanDuel app keeps telling me to take a break lol.

live and die with me bros

SC/UGA over 54.5 (already looking like a huge mistake)
UNC -6.5
App st -7.5
WMU +28.5
Mich State ml (over +500, took a flier)
UF ml
Toledo -7.5
BGSU +40.5
Colorado -23.5

more to come!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Flip Dixon!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

BIG RED got a monster at TE.

The kid from Rutgers? Vokolek?

edit: he graduated. Ravens practice squad

 

[kella]

The kid from Rutgers? Vokolek?

edit: he graduated. Ravens practice squad

#87. He completely pwned 2 ohio state guys on a play just before half. Not sure of the name

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

im being dragged to meet one of our best friends new boyfriends

"if you make a comment about PWNTINEZ or some blog thing no one understands you will be punished later. get it out of your system."

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Just walk in and boy balloon everyone then leave

 

[kella]

Georgia looks pretty putrid

 

[bruin]

RATTLER

 

[bruin]

Man, Ugaliaggi looks awesome two throws then will toss an absolute CHUd to w wide open WR in the slot. Just give it to PWNTINEZ behind that line

 

[Southpaw]

Lol Georgia with the easiest schedule in the country. They lose this they done

 

[OU11]

Bama gon lose?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

21-3 at the half in PISSEDTHATAWAY

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Bama gon lose?

We can only hope.

 

[bruin228]

Lol Georgia with the easiest schedule in the country. They lose this they done

Lol they SEC, they never done

 

[Mame YO]

We’re just leaving a KIDS CLUB for a birthday party and there is a kid named ZEUS. Not a good sign for the SEC.

 

[Brick]

im being dragged to meet one of our best friends new boyfriends

"if you make a comment about PWNTINEZ or some blog thing no one understands you will be punished later. get it out of your system."

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couple margs deep. this guy ROW DA BOAT fan and hung out with barber III and maroney.

 

[Brick]

I'm a big time degen. The FanDuel app keeps telling me to take a break lol.

live and die with me bros

SC/UGA over 54.5 (already looking like a huge mistake)
UNC -6.5
App st -7.5
WMU +28.5
Mich State ml (over +500, took a flier)
UF ml
Toledo -7.5
BGSU +40.5
Colorado -23.5

more to come!

definitely gonna be 20mg deep SOUS VIDE ROSIN gummies deep and live betting THA BOOMER IN BOULDER.

 

[kella]

rattler seems kinda dense tbh

 

[kella]

a Beamer getting completely outcoached in the second half, wow

 

[Karl Hungus]

Seems bad

 

[Brick]

PENIX on pace to put up BURROW an ZAPPE numberz

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Thanks for the cock tease South Carolina

 

[bruin228]

If JAWJA doesn't lose here, they won't for the rest of the season. This is the worst game they'll have all year. SCAR OC is a complete BUM trying to POUND THE ROCK when they're losing and have like 20 rushing yards all game

 

[bruin228]

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Yeah Tennessee is the obi wan to my Leia

 

[kella]

How has Matt Campbell not been fired yet

 

[Brick]

PENIX another TD. he 13/14 now @GR8 2 B FL G8R

 

[kella]

so much for that Mich State moneyline LAWD

I really hope WARSHINGTON makes the paloff

 

[pavel]

My reaction when I heard MATT was going to be on dancing with the stars was something else.

 

[kella]

was the first half of Bama USF a monsoon? how is it 3-3 partway through the third lmbao

 

[pavel]

Weather delay

 

[OU11]

Sawkarlina receivers blow

 

[kella]

South Carolina receivers are abominable.

 

[Brick]

BEAMER BALL

 

[bruin228]

FIGHTING IRISH READY2ROLL transfer 5/14 for 34 yards lol what a BUM

 

[pavel]

Bama is poo

 

[kella]

BIG RED getting absolutely massacred. Gonna make ZAPPE cry

 

[bruin228]

That Bama TE saw green and gold and channeled some FIRST DOWN U energy

 

[Brick]

 

[bruin228]

Wow, can't believe he didn't want to keep playing in Tom Allen's shitty offenses

 

[bruin228]

TROGBALL

 

[kella]

their D sucks too. Made DeLaura look good

 

[Mame YO]

so much for that Mich State moneyline LAWD

I really hope WARSHINGTON makes the paloff

They’re going to beat Oregon at home but there is no way they make it through the second half of their schedule untouched imo. They can’t run the ball and their D is going to let them down. Losing to a team like Utah, maybe USC, maybe an upset in there somewhere.

 

[bruin228]

NOT HARD NOSED

 

[bruin228]

Remember when Matt Campbell was an up & coming young corch? Probably should have cashed in on that.

Given how PURDY looks in NASHNUL, it definitely seems like a Herbert/Taggart/CRISTOBUM situation

 

[kella]

lmbo @ this Niki Haley commercial. Trying to convince me that we'd be better off with the people Fentanyl has killed off?