Mr. Manager decided to become a 5th dimensional simulation overlord and take control of FC Köln during the 2017-2018 season, in order to help them avoid the relegation that happened in the Donald Trump/Blake Bortles/@NML winning version of the simulation. In this version of the sim, Koln came off an exciting 5th place Bundesliga finish in 2016-2017, but ended up with an incredibly disappointing last place finish in the 2017-2018 season, after selling their best striker, Anthony Modeste, who scored 25 goals and replacing him with some big goober, Jhon Cordobe, who only played in 2 games and scored 0 goals.
Mr. Manager sim traveled to Cologne in the summer of 2017 and fell in love with the local beer, Kölsch. At this point he felt bad for the wonderful people of this city and decided to attempt to save them from the terrible season he knew was coming in their version of the simulation. Surely Mr. Manager can save them from relegation?
Similarly, Mr. Manager inserted hisself as head ball corch of the USMNT. Mr. Manager will do absolutely no work or preparation for this managerial task and will corch the team via face time on his broke dick Iphone, while sitting on the patio at Fruh am Dom drinking 32 glasses of Kölsch per match. He's confident that he'll still do better than Bruce Arena, and qualify for the 2018 world cup.
Mr. Manager made the regrettable decision to use facial recognition software in order to create his 2017 sim avatar. Even in the year 2073, facial recognition software leaves a lot to be desired and sim avatars created this way have a very off-putting "glitch in the sim" type appearance. Mr. Manager's face makes everyone uneasy. Players and ASS CORCHES alike avoid looking directly at him, as it makes them question their own reality.
Mr. Manager sim traveled to Cologne in the summer of 2017 and fell in love with the local beer, Kölsch. At this point he felt bad for the wonderful people of this city and decided to attempt to save them from the terrible season he knew was coming in their version of the simulation. Surely Mr. Manager can save them from relegation?
Similarly, Mr. Manager inserted hisself as head ball corch of the USMNT. Mr. Manager will do absolutely no work or preparation for this managerial task and will corch the team via face time on his broke dick Iphone, while sitting on the patio at Fruh am Dom drinking 32 glasses of Kölsch per match. He's confident that he'll still do better than Bruce Arena, and qualify for the 2018 world cup.
Mr. Manager made the regrettable decision to use facial recognition software in order to create his 2017 sim avatar. Even in the year 2073, facial recognition software leaves a lot to be desired and sim avatars created this way have a very off-putting "glitch in the sim" type appearance. Mr. Manager's face makes everyone uneasy. Players and ASS CORCHES alike avoid looking directly at him, as it makes them question their own reality.