SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK MLB 2022 THREAD, Honkballers can't look and Umpires can't see

[pavel]

Is he really touching 98? Seems high @ZackMills

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Picked him up earlier for fantasy because someone beat me to Clevinger. Let’s go

 

[pavel]

Clevinger lives down the street. Seems nice, but I think he’s got about 6 appearances in him this year

 

[Mr. Radpants]

More like Joke Maddon

 

[kella]

@Mr. Radpants worth the Tigers GRAM or Twitter follow just for the gifs of TORK. I really, really hope he doesn't turn into some .236avg 45hr shitty OPS and 3 billion strikeout clowns. Get this man some lineup protection stat



in worse news, another 2-1 game FFS. Well at least they won this one.

 

[bruin]

Apple+ crew was dreadful. They print money and this is their A crew, PBP guy would scream at just a can of corn that he thought was leaving the yard
Katie Nolan is the Lane Kiffin of Women SPORTS PERSONALITIES. How she keeps getting jobs is beyond me.

And Hunter Pence seemed like he would rather be doing Rails at the Mohave Tent at Coachella.

AMERICA’S PASTIME

 

[Brick]

Katie Nolan is the Lane Kiffin of Women SPORTS PERSONALITIES. How she keeps getting jobs is beyond me.

do you hate FUNNNNNNNN?

 

[Brick]

ROCKIESSSS game tomorrow. sorry @Gooksta MILES cursing cubbies and blessing CONNOR JOE. he guaranteed a homer.

 

[adchester]

I don't mind Katie Nolan

 

[Wolfman21]

I don't mind Katie Nolan

i like katie nolan. I dont like Katie nolan in the job Apple+ is trying to put her in.

 

[bruin]

Well, she is from BEANTOWN so maybe I just wanna hate bang her while RUSSILO cries in the corner and watches @pavel

 

[Brick]

joe 2-2

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Karl Hungus]

@Travis7401

 

[BasinBictory]

Snoop'll give him a pearl necklace instead.

 

[Southpaw]

Padres really miss Tatis. It just seems like their offense is pretty shit. Pitch around Machado and nobody else really scares you. Voit lol. Get a tighter shirt, bro.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

So moar like SHAM DIEGO?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Nats are garbo. Blowing leads and losing a series to the Pirates lmbo. Pirates haven’t even pretended to try to win in a decade.

Gonna get so many company tickets this year because no one will want them.

 

[goblue96]

Nats are garbo. Blowing leads and losing a series to the Pirates lmbo. Pirates haven’t even pretended to try to win in a decade.

Gonna get so many company tickets this year because no one will want them.

Bart Scott for 20 games against the Beer League Softball team playing in Philly.

 

[Southpaw]

So moar like SHAM DIEGO?

Totally. Preller got sucked off for all his wheeling and dealing and had made more good deals than bad, but this team right now is pretty poop.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

ESPN with an in-depth article on the best event in sports history

'Here comes the pizza': Inside the greatest throw in MLB history

In 2007, lifelong Red Sox fan Dan Kelly went to Fenway with his wife for a typical Boston game. Three hours later, he was escorted out by security and will forever be known as the Pizza Chucker.

www.espn.com

 

[Southpaw]

That’s what you get for booing Tommy Pham. Why they booing him? What he do?

 

[pavel]

It was over for him in this town once he got himself stabbed at the titty bar

 

[pavel]

Hisself

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[Southpaw]

He also hugged Olsen before the game. He’s pure class.

 

[Travis7401]

I’ve really been pleased with the Rockies so far, it’s great to have MILEs on your side…. I listened to the game from Sunday yesterday and imagining MILES live blessings made the loss feel okay because you can feel it’s going to be a better season

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The Rockies are projected to win 70.2 games and come in last place. This is .3 more wins than the Nationals are projected to win.

 

[Travis7401]

MILES is at least a 6 WAR talisman, so I like 76 or 77 wins!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Who is PECOTA to argue with a time child

 

[Karl Hungus]

Super Fan Peyton will finish with negative WARS WON though. MILES will need to put in some hard work work.

 

[Travis7401]

Plus the Rockies are 7-3 yesterday/today after beating goblue, so I’m thinking 110 wins seems perfectly reasonable with MILES at Talisman

 

[adchester]

MILES been sending too much mojo to the ROCKIES instead of the NUGGS

 

[Orlando]

It was over for him in this town once he got himself stabbed at the titty bar

You’d think that would endear him to SD.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Motorola patches to land on Padres jerseys in 2023

Lmbo Padres. Booooooo

 

[pavel]

What century is this? Motorola is flipphone. @Travis7401

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Brick]

CRON ZONE

 

[Wolfman21]

baseball gods have been laying it on THICK in this Dodgers/Braves series so far. First night freddie homers in his first at bat against the braves, second night Kenley gets a save against the Dodgers with the last out being against Freddie.

 

[Wolfman21]

Opinions? Don't have a problem with the slide. The arms coming down onto stephenson's head looks dirty as fuck though.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The arms are the only issue. It didn’t really look like he threw them on purpose, the catcher was coming pretty aggressive to close the gap. but he definitely followed through. I think this gets a pass, it wasn’t obvious he went in to intentionally throw down.

 

[Wolfman21]

The arms are the only issue. It didn’t really look like he threw them on purpose, the catcher was coming pretty aggressive to close the gap. but he definitely followed through. I think this gets a pass, it wasn’t obvious he went in to intentionally throw down.

man i just dont know. His bringing the arms down as aggressively as he did and the follow through/push looks real intentional to me. The slide is fine...dude could have just railroaded him. But man those arms...especially to the head in this day and age where we know so much about concussions and what they can do to you.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I’m on the fence. It looked worse the second time going through it. Also probably don’t block the plate with your head and helmet, what is Stevenson doing there

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Freddie would never do something like that, for example

 

[CJ_24]

The Padres are dirty, starting with their leader Machado. Suspend him

 

[Wolfman21]

I’m on the fence. It looked worse the second time going through it. Also probably don’t block the plate with your head and helmet, what is Stevenson doing there

yeah, its definitely an unfortunate set of events. Stephenson just trying to make a play...but if you lay out like he did...hes gonna take a hit no matter if Voit does what he did or not. I just feel those arms coming down was a pretty shit thing to do.

 

[Wolfman21]

Freddie would never do something like that, for example

only a known psychopath would waste this many sunflower seeds. He should be jailed with Luke Voit

 

[goblue96]

What would Brian McCann do?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

They get them for free, presumably he’s sticking it to the owner. Maybe this is why they didn’t extend their FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

 

[Wolfman21]

They get them for free, presumably he’s sticking it to the owner. Maybe this is why they didn’t extend their FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

what you tombout? Ronald Acuna Jr is signed for like another 8 years. So is Matt Olson. Ozzie has another 5 or 6. Faces of the franchise locked and loaded