SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK NBA 23-24: SLENDERMEN ROY BATTLE

[silverwheels]

CHET gained 13 pounds this summer, get ready for DOMINATION

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Join me as we dance on Portland's grave

 

[bruin228]

Didn’t get the Euroleague MVP like the KINGS doe

 

[silverwheels]

Presti the GOAT

 

[bruin228]

Thunder crushed this one.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Brick]

remember when @mak thought SERGE was on par with RUSS, durantulta, beardmang? back then he was givin handjobs to ron paul.

 

[bruin228]

 

[kella]

Nobody is going to trade a real piece for him (presumably) and any first rounders offered are unlikely to even be lotteries. They kinda fucked.

 

[doh]

TWINK getting SWOLE!

 

[OU11]

 

[silverwheels]

TWINK getting SWOLE!

That goatee gotta be worth a few ounces at least

 

[bruin]

Turkey hammered US today in the third place game in the U19 World Cup. The rest of the country has caught up. Name the 5 best players in the NBA right now see where they’re from.

 

[adchester]

Top US player is #5 at best, but we still have the most depth of talent as country, so I would still bet on gold for at least the next 2 olympics

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Joel Embiid just won the MVP award, its pretty hard to leave him out of the top 3

Nobody is going to trade a real piece for him (presumably) and any first rounders offered are unlikely to even be lotteries. They kinda fucked.

Probably just a negotiation tactic to try to get the Heat to pony up a little more or put in effort to find a 3rd team. The Blazers need a big man, if they can't get that back then the best they can really hope for is going to be the Suns FRP's from the Nets and banking on Phoenix imploding in the next couple years. I doubt a lot of teams are going to put in competitive offers right now if they have to worry about a disgruntled Lillard mailing it in and collecting a paycheck

 

[adchester]

I know Embiid has American citizenship but I was including him as international since he didn't move to the US until 16 or 17 I'm pretty sure.

 

[silverwheels]

Who even is the top U.S. born player under 30 right now?

 

[bruin228]

Tatum, probably

 

[kella]

zion

 

[goblue96]

Who even is the top U.S. born player under 30 right now?

CHET

 

[silverwheels]

Tatum, probably

 

[adchester]

Tatum, IG Live gun man, and ANT ANT ANT are probably the top 3 US under 30

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

yeah, you could probably put Jamal Murry and Donovan Mitchell up there too to round out a top 5

 

[bruin228]

The real answer is FOX

 

[kella]

isn't Murray Canadian

 

[silverwheels]

Naismith was Canadian

 

[adchester]

Lol

Silver says NBA won't mind if Wembanyama's debut comes in Sacramento, not Las Vegas

Victor Wembanyama could make his debut in the Sacramento Summer League, not Las Vegas.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[Brick]

watched CHET highlights from tonight. looks no different physically lol. i think if he added like 30 pounds it would start to become noticible. gene chizik legs.

 

[adchester]

CHET still has the skills, he had some nice finishes on offense and blocks on defense, but looked totally out of basketball shape lol. Was struggling up and down the court if he was out there for more than 5 minutes.

 

[bruin]

JAIME

 

[Brick]

Jazz traded him to Cleveland.

 

[Brick]

Shoe Dog never would have let it come to this.

Love that SHOE DOGE is responsible for Taggart, CRISTOBUM, and Lanning. lmao

 

[Brick]

lol

#THEGEAR
#DRIP

 

[silverwheels]

DAME didn't want to see the squad!

 

[pavel]

No oxford comma and traded to 3 teams at once? Get this substack goofball an editor!

 

[OU11]

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

 

[goblue96]

Oxford and @pavel

 

[pavel]

An okie disinterested in grammar?! Unpossible

 

[OU11]

An okie disinterested in grammar?! Unpossible

Had a Vampire Weekend phase in the early 2010s


In other news 82-0

Chet Holmgren: 'It's Like the Injury Never Happened'

 

[CJ_24]

Tatum, IG Live gun man, and ANT ANT ANT are probably the top 3 US under 30

Yikes. ANT the only decent one of the three

 

[adchester]

Wembanyama bout to be cursed by BRITNEY BITCH

 

[CJ_24]

French people are assholes, news at 11

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

 

[Brick]

WHERAS

 

[silverwheels]

Goodbye cap hold, LOL

 

[adchester]

 

[OU11]

CHET 2.0

 

[Brick]

Draymon enter lexicon

 

[OU11]

lol, wish @Mame YO was here to WAY IN

 

[adchester]

CHET 2.0

Glad you brought it up

 

[OU11]

Glad you brought it up

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