how about a video?
Cast of characters:
The shit and piss infested house: Nebraska football
The hoarder: Nebraska football fans
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Ute fans don't deserve the team they have this year. M'cousin got so mad after Utah lost to USC that he said he was retiring the Ute tie he usually wears after wins. He also said Utah would never compete for a PAC-12 title with their current coaches. Now he's bribing his young grandkids to be Ute fans because he'll take them to Disneyland if the Utes go to the Rose Bowl. And Bdub, you're a good guy. You're the only Ute fan not to attack me on religion and eventually leave the site (probably because you haven't lost to BYU since you joined), I keep seeing you talking about how Utah will lose each week. You've got an incredible team, and you don't seem to be enjoying what you've got!
Of course, I'm super jelly because meanwhile I'm a die hard and the team I get is the one that makes over 400 yards of offense but only scores 3 points. Why do I do this to myself?
Ute fans don't deserve the team they have this year. M'cousin got so mad after Utah lost to USC that he said he was retiring the Ute tie he usually wears after wins. He also said Utah would never compete for a PAC-12 title with their current coaches. Now he's bribing his young grandkids to be Ute fans because he'll take them to Disneyland if the Utes go to the Rose Bowl. And Bdub, you're a good guy. You're the only Ute fan not to attack me on religion and eventually leave the site (probably because you haven't lost to BYU since you joined), I keep seeing you talking about how Utah will lose each week. You've got an incredible team, and you don't seem to be enjoying what you've got!
Of course, I'm super jelly because meanwhile I'm a die hard and the team I get is the one that makes over 400 yards of offense but only scores 3 points. Why do I do this to myself?
Hate to tell you dude, and I know the BYU administration and fans are both deluded about this, but BYU is dead as a power so long as you maintain independence. You guys have two things to play for every year: the CFP and the Hawaii Bowl. That’s it. Once you’ve lost a game, the CFP is over, so you’re just playing for the Hawaii Bowl.
Now if the goal of the Church and the BYU administration is to have the team serve a missionary purpose by playing all over the country, then that’s fine and their choice. But that choice comes at the expense of being a successful program on the field.
Me every year when I jump to my 12th team of the season
THANK YOU Miami/FSU/GORDO/Goldy, Bitch/BURREAUX/UNLV/Boise St/HERMANO&HERMARVO/OUDNA on another great year!
DTR/CHIP implied, hermano.no DTR my HERMANO ?!?