the NHL Thread

[Rutgers Mike]

I went to a Michigan-Ohio State hockey game at the beginning of the 3rd period each team started with six players in each box after a scrum to end the 2nd.

We’re they sitting on each other’s laps?

 

[goblue96]

We’re they sitting on each other’s laps?

Pretty much. It was a full line plus goalies college hockey “fight.” Ref gave everybody two minutes for roughing and forced them all (skater in place of the goalie) to serve in the box.

 

[silverwheels]

CLINCHED


another first round sweep, this time by L.A. or Vegas

 

[silverwheels]

Somehow Koskinen is worse than Smith now so that's fun.

 

[Irishman]

They really left him out to dry on the last couple though.

 

[silverwheels]

Yeah, Edmonton's defense is spotty at best. Nurse is hurt but his play has declined this year. Everyone else is pretty mid.

 

[goblue96]

Why are the BUMS on national TV again?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Why are the BUMS on national TV again?

Because the schedule was set 9 months ago

 

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[Irishman]

So many of the Gretzky records are ridiculous - so much so that it's hard to imagine anyone will ever break them. Even Ovi has to remain on a goal scoring tear and not get hurt to eclipse the goals record.

 

[goblue96]

Oilers vs Penguins on ESPN: FUN

 

[goblue96]

Pittsburgh getting drilled by Edmonton: MORE FUN

 

[silverwheels]

Dear Pittsburgh:

Thanks for the F-Shack.

Love,

Dirty Mike and the Boys

 

[Irishman]

Penguins miss Jarry. Never thought I'd be saying that after last year.

 

[silverwheels]

Blues almost scored on hisself while on a delayed penalty

Also this was absolute sex

 

[Irishman]

That goal was ridiculous.

 

[Irishman]

So what are the odds of Jonathan Quick circa 2012-2014 shows up this playoffs? Kings are officially in and playing the Oilers.

 

[silverwheels]

Jay Woodcroft is 24-9-7 as head corch so I'd say the odds are 100%, probably a gentleman's sweep.


In the offseason, Holland tells both Kane and Puljujarvi to piss off and instead decides to overpay for over-the-hill vets who should be on the golf course or going on racist tirades on Twitter.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

So what are the odds of Jonathan Quick circa 2012-2014 shows up this playoffs? Kings are officially in and playing the Oilers.

 

[Irishman]

Quick is definitely a freak.

Seriously though, the Kings stumbled down the stretch, but they will not be an easy out. I really feel bad for McJesus and Leon the Professional, but I'm still pulling for the Kings (fka Flyers West). I'm looking forward to the playoffs regardless.

 

[silverwheels]

Yeah I’m having flashbacks to the last two playoffs, especially last year against Hellebuyck. Woodcroft has gotten more out of this roster than Tippett, though, especially 5v5, and the Oilers took 3 of 4 from the Kings this year, so fingers crossed. Possible Battle of Alberta in the second round? Let's go.

 

[silverwheels]

A redditor paid to have a birthday message on San Jose’s scoreboard and I have to respect the salt displayed

 

[silverwheels]

Looks like the last playoff spot belongs to the Stars. Good potential for a lot of FUN series in the first round league wide.

 

[goblue96]

 

[Irishman]

Well thank God that's over.

 

[goblue96]

Well thank God that's over.

Kraken need to win both of their remaining for the BUMS to fall into the bottom three.

 

[Thepro_23]

Thomas Hodges, the emergency goalie last night, was in my major and a year behind me. Somehow I didn’t know him.
As far as we could tell doing some research last night, Hodges’ appearance makes SMU the only university in Texas to have produced alumni in all four major professional leagues.

 

[Brick]

As far as we could tell doing some research last night, Hodges’ appearance makes SMU the only university in Texas to have produced alumni in all four major professional leagues.

is there some texas/smu version of PREHM u cant tweet at to confirm? fappin material to those chuds

 

[silverwheels]

Oilers don’t play til 9 Central. My old ass is going to be asleep before the end of the game.

 

[Irishman]

Yeah these next two weeks are going to be rough, especially for the always unpredictable late game OT situations.

 

[silverwheels]

At least there's only one BEST COAST time team in the playoffs.

 

[silverwheels]

Bruins are going to give the Canes some problems.

 

[Irishman]

Tampa just killed about 7 straight minutes on the penalty kill...in Toronto. You know those fans are already puckering their assholes.

 

[Irishman]

They're going on the power play again. Lol

 

[silverwheels]

Fuckin Leaves

 

[silverwheels]

I leave the house to grab a sandwich and come back and 4 goals were scored between the two games, haha. Maybe I should not watch the Oilers?


Nah.

 

[silverwheels]

Can't remember the last time the Lightning looked this lifeless.

 

[Irishman]

Can't remember the last time the Lightning looked this lifeless.

They had awful breaks early on and then Toronto just woke up.

 

[silverwheels]

I might have peed a little

 

[silverwheels]

Okay whoever has the Mike Smith Dorian Grey painting never reveal ur location pls

 

[Irishman]

Welp.

 

[silverwheels]

Smith saw the painting :/

 

[silverwheels]

Had the multi-quote fired up but then MCJESUS happened

 

[Irishman]

Impressive response.

 

[Irishman]

Welp.

 

[silverwheels]

What a FUN game tho

 

[Irishman]

This game is crazy.

 

[silverwheels]

McLellan

 

[silverwheels]

Seriously, this is FUNNNNNNNN

 

[silverwheels]

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