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2018-2019 Prem / Farewell Stoke Threade - who ate all the pies?
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Looks like Real Madrid will have to wait a couple more years.
-YTC
Looks like Real Madrid will have to wait a couple more years.
-YTC
Karl Hungus
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Arsenal just signed Bernd Leno from Leverkusen. This seems like a good move, he's pretty good.
hayvis
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Another German league player? Our scouts are so good.
bruin
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The only hard part about being a fan of the WINNERS is when you become attached to a certain player and then suddenly they are no longer WINNERS, Here the sim is looking out for me, allowing one of my favorite players, and previous WINNER, to re-join the WINNERS!
bruin
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hayvis
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You like supertwink?
I love any player with a highlight reel filled with him drawing fouls!
hayvis
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@Travis7401 , I thought Captain Morgan would have been your favourite Leicester player? Big as a basketball player and named after a bottle of rum.
BasinBictory
OUT with the GOUT
Well, looks like a Newcastle youth corch is a buggerer of boys.
Mahrez also won me over with the ridiculous stupid looking gloves. I love any player who wears stuff that makes hisself look like a trog.
When I was playing footbaw all the guys on my team were obsessed with LOOKING COOL in their uniforms my senior year, they had to have just the right gloves, the right number of sweatbands, custom trimmed etc. This obsession with accessorizing trickled down from my co-captain, who was such a fucking pretty boy that he wanted to mandate uniform standards on socks, sweatbands, underarmour undershirts, etc so that we would all look UNIFORM.
I lol'd so hard at them PLAYING DRESS UP, so the night before our first game I dug through all the old uniforms/pads until I found the perfect atrocious combination of gear.... I found a Bryan Cox style neck brace, a ridiculous 2 bar kicker face-mask that also had a bull ring on top? It must have been custom ordered! I also found full length arm protectors to look like even more of a dweeb... but the piece de resistance was the Chris Zorich combo (@Irishman) of a cutoff mesh jersey and tall hip pads. I intentionally waited to put all my extra bling on and swap the Jersey until right before I was supposed to lead the charge out of the tunnel arm in arm with the captains. When I ran up to join them the poor dude almost cried.
I looked like a combination of Zorich and Bobby Boucher RAWR
Corch saw my jersey and was like "what the fuck is that? Also ur not gonna be #44, go put ur normal #74 back on, dumbass, you play right tackle." But I already had my shining moment leading the charge out of the tunnel. I think my sexually charged exposed midriff was too much for corch. Wore the jersey to practice everyday anyway.
When I was playing footbaw all the guys on my team were obsessed with LOOKING COOL in their uniforms my senior year, they had to have just the right gloves, the right number of sweatbands, custom trimmed etc. This obsession with accessorizing trickled down from my co-captain, who was such a fucking pretty boy that he wanted to mandate uniform standards on socks, sweatbands, underarmour undershirts, etc so that we would all look UNIFORM.
I lol'd so hard at them PLAYING DRESS UP, so the night before our first game I dug through all the old uniforms/pads until I found the perfect atrocious combination of gear.... I found a Bryan Cox style neck brace, a ridiculous 2 bar kicker face-mask that also had a bull ring on top? It must have been custom ordered! I also found full length arm protectors to look like even more of a dweeb... but the piece de resistance was the Chris Zorich combo (@Irishman) of a cutoff mesh jersey and tall hip pads. I intentionally waited to put all my extra bling on and swap the Jersey until right before I was supposed to lead the charge out of the tunnel arm in arm with the captains. When I ran up to join them the poor dude almost cried.
I looked like a combination of Zorich and Bobby Boucher RAWR
Corch saw my jersey and was like "what the fuck is that? Also ur not gonna be #44, go put ur normal #74 back on, dumbass, you play right tackle." But I already had my shining moment leading the charge out of the tunnel. I think my sexually charged exposed midriff was too much for corch. Wore the jersey to practice everyday anyway.
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50% true is dug through the equipment and dressed up like that! 50% not true part was I wasn't even on the team.
silverwheels
PLAY LA BAMBA BABY
I think that's Spanish for "bread".
bruin
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hayvis
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I actually can't remember the last time we had a proper defensive midfielder. Maybe Flamini, but second time round he was shit. Coquelin always looked like he'd converted from being a winger. Hopefully this guy is like Flamini mk1.
You had that dude who was awesome in Fifa but who was injured all the time in reel life? His name was something like Abu Dhabi, becuase I'd always picture Garfield sending Nermal to his house.
hayvis
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Amazing player in the 1% of times when he wasn't injured, but defensively terrible.
goblue96
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chibob
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Diaby when he wasn’t broken.
chibob
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Same wave length as @Travis7401...ewww
I think you mean Abu Dhabi, but we both get to be wrong!
Abu Dhabi had a hell of a FIFA career for the ROTSK Turkeys. He was an amazing defender and was a handful going forward as well.
hayvis
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He played more than 5-10 games?
hayvis
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In all seriousness I remember the 2009-2010 season very well and he was incredible.