NCAA Basketball And Clownzano Twitter Aggregation Thread

[CJ_24]

I enjoyed college hoops a lot more when I knew who the hell these people were. Also, the lack of a college hoops game is a downer. Oh how I long for a College Hoops 2k17.

 

[Wolfman21]

i'd pay $100 for CH2k8 just with updated graphics and updated rosters.

 

[Wuf]

Same Ole State

 

[bruin]

you can easily convince me CH2K8 is the greatest (GOAT @Yankee151) sports vidya game of all time

 

[bruin228]

Why is Marquette wearing their practice jerseys?

 

[Hachiko]

 

[adchester]

I love college basketball

 

[adchester]

Reggie Lynch has 9 blocks tonight. I played with him in HS and got dunked on by him during a 2 on 1 drill. Other than playing against Tyus Jones this would be my claim to fame

Then again, he probably raped someone so I shouldn't be claiming connection

 

[DeadMan]

Michigan might be good? They shit on the other teams in the 2k Classic.

Michigan's women team went on a 52-0 run last night, too. What a time to be alive.

 

[mcnoles]

Love Bill Walton.

 

[goblue96]

Michigan might be good? They shit on the other teams in the 2k Classic.

Michigan's women team went on a 52-0 run last night, too. What a time to be alive.

Michigan now ranked 24th.

 

[mcnoles]

 

[mcnoles]

 

[Brick]

Dan dakich is the most detestable commentator in the history of ESPN. In any sport. Not even close. Fuck that guy.

 

[Brick]

Bilas by far the most pompous and whiny tho. Perfect Duke guy.

 

[Wuf]

Agree on both counts. I actually like the fact Bilas will say something is a bad call but he can harp on it to the point where it's a production. Dakich can die in a fire.

 

[goblue96]

I watch any Michigan game where Dakich is commentating on mute.

 

[Brick]

Also Bilas thinks he's you with the black culture stuff, but he's just a fucking uncool, not funny at all clown. I'M WHITE AND TWEET RAP LYRICS GET IT?

 

[Brick]

I can understand why people get annoyed with Walton, but if sports commentators would lean more apathetic and just have FUN like him I'd watch many more games. Plus he clearly favors some teams over others (not necessary blind allegiance, just if he likes a player or the home crowd) and it really riles up the trogs I'm sure.

 

[Wuf]

I'm the whitest guy on earth, I just like music made by black people. Ain't tryna "be" anything

I do like to rap along in the car though, naturally I'm liable to drop a few n-bombs. Sorry @Reel

 

[goblue96]

Walton does his best work in blowouts. He goes into zero fucks mode and just rambles on about anything.

His Conference of Champions shtick is going old though.

 

[Brick]

But Bilas is trying, is my point. And he thinks he's funny because of it.

 

[Wuf]

His fascination with Young Jeezy is very strange

 

[DeadMan]

Bilas bothers me more than Dakich does now. He's a decent commentator, but he's just such a douche.

 

[Soonerfan09]

I don't mind Bilas. I like his "Walk the Court" or whatever he does with the players and he's a solid color guy.

 

[goblue96]

Bilas thinks he's cool but he tries too hard and comes off as a douche.

 

[Brick]

Looks like above the knee shorts are back. It's about time.

 

[Wuf]

Top 5 pick? No matter, Wolfpack basketball still as frustrating as always

 

[Wolfman21]

Top 5 pick? No matter, Wolfpack basketball still as frustrating as always

This team fucking sucks. gott is a good recruiter but hes a shit coach. we dont run offense, our defense is pure shit. we turn it over like its our job. this was supposed to be a top tier acc team...aint no fucking way

 

[Wuf]

I'm not going that far yet but all the familiar problems of Gottfried are there. I could see a typical rally to be a bubble team, Sweet 16 run if they're lucky. But yeah, it's always gonna be this way.

 

[Wuf]

And it's never gonna get better

 

[Wuf]

This might be Gottfried's worst defense though, and that's saying a lot. Horrid

 

[goblue96]

Things are getting Spursy for UCLA.

 

[bruin]

Bruins are a legit national title contender.

 

[goblue96]

How does Bryce Alford feel being the 2nd best foul shooter in the family?

 

[Hachiko]

LBSU hoops has been shook and has turned Dan Monson into a sook. Hopefully the AD consigns this shook sook by the book to a nook. #NoCookieForYou Danny Boy!

 

[NavyHog]

Bruins are a legit national title contender.

Agree.

I don't watch nearly as much college hoops as I used too, but damn UCLA had big man after big man all over the boards. I came into it looking to watch Ball, and he was fine, but came away really impressed with the Leaf kid. Really nice hops and a good all around game. Had no idea they were this good.

 

[Brick]

Bruins are a legit national title contender.

*googles current UCLA corch to see if it's changed*

nah

 

[GatorTD]

Bruins are a legit national title contender.

Pac 12 South Title right?

 

[kella]

I think he means life. Life Champions is currently vacant in college bball.

 

[OU11]

that was one of the best games I've seen in a long time

 

[Carolina Blue]

We just can't get on the right end of these games. Still, fun to watch.

 

[mcnoles]

 

[bjc]

Jawun evans the GOAT

 

[mcnoles]

 

[mcnoles]

 

[kella]

If Allen were eaten by sharks tomorrow I'd do nothing but cheer. How does Duke always get these guys?

 

[adchester]

Nothing like throwing a tantrum like you're 12 years old when you're 21

 

[Skeeter]

what do you expect with a name like Grayson?

 

[bruin228]

Bigger douche than Mayfield

As an added bonus, he looks like Ted Cruz