Oh, Clemson... Thank you.
You would have thought that watching my team look completely inept and gaining ~250 yards and 3 points on 95% of our snaps would have been miserable... Especially when the defense was giving up 40 and yardage at a record pace...
But... Oh, Clemson. Those other 4 snaps, where we got 230 yards and 4 TD... Combined with your inability to cover a kick or kick returner... It made it all okay in the end.
I am gonna quit worrying about Bama in a fucking title game. Playing a better team? Just knock the QB out on the first series on a fluke play. Already lost to the other team? Just win the rematch. Have a good team? Just play a Notee Dame team that is the most overrated contender in the BCS era. Can't move the ball or even slow down a Clemson QB? Just wait for them to forget to cover the TE TWICE.
roll timed, NUtopia. roll timed...