2015/16 NBA Season Thread

[Reel]

Typical gubbermint. Paragraphs worth work for a one sentence result.

nah b...

i've just come to conclusion that we wont ever see eye to eye on the subject of tanking

 

[evil1]

Kind of puts Curry and Klay Thompson's achievements into perspective:

Klay Thompson sets greatest 3-point season for mortals not named Curry

 

[Heisman06]

Who's your picks to win awards this season? Some are forefone conclusions (Curry, KAT) while others are up for debate. For instance, Hassan Whiteside is putting up extraordinary blocking numbers and is top 3 in most defensive rankings I've seen but you gotta think Kawhi or Draymond win. For good reason.

Names in parentheses are who I'd vote for if different than prediction.

MVP: Steph
ROY: KAT
Coach: Stotts (Kerr)
Most Improved: C.J. McCollum or Isaiah Thomas. I'm ok with either.
Sixth Man: Jamal Crawford
Defense: Kawhi (Hassan of course)

 

[goblue96]

Only in basketball or on nutopia where you can be applauded for doing something dumb in the name of trying to do something different

How's the Pels "traditional" plan working out?

 

[Reel]

How's the Pels "traditional" plan working out?

Hard to tell when every piece of their core has missed significant time due to unforseen injuries.

Gonna find the stat but I think the core of guys the pels envisioned finishing games have only played about a games worth of minutes together or something crazy like that

 

[goblue96]

Hard to tell when every piece of their core has missed significant time due to unforseen injuries.

Gonna find the stat but I think the core of guys the pels envisioned finishing games have only played about a games worth of minutes together or something crazy like that

Injured core? Time to find a healthy core group of players. Reset button time. Power tankings engage.

 

[Wolfman21]

Celoltics. Getting your ass handed to you by near 30 so you start playing like the 80s pistons. Go fuck yaselves

 

[GuyIncognito]

RUSS gets his 18th triple double. Last player to do that was Magic Johnson in 1981.

Also did it in 17 minutes and 35 seconds, which is the second fastest triple-double ever and the fastest since 1955.

 

[GatorTD]

My #1 wish would be to see RUSS sign with Houston in 2 years and mak lose his shit

 

[silverwheels]

RUSS and KD both to Houston, OKC burns to the ground

 

[GuyIncognito]

I can cheer for players and still hate their teams.

Plus, I don't hate Houston per se. They just have a knack for stockpiling absolute scumbags, surpassed only by the Clippers.

But I like RUSS more than I hate anybody else.

 

[evil1]

I approve.

 

[silverwheels]

rockets blowing out minnesota, utah and dallas in a tight game...last 2 spots in the west coming down to the wire. at least there's some intrigue there.

 

[sayo]

Jazz win and they separate a little from Houston and Dallas gets off of Portland's back. Win win.

 

[silverwheels]

Thunder blowing out the Lakers at home, fans chanting for Kobe. OKC also had a cool tribute video for him during player intros.

 

[silverwheels]

haha this just aired and i hadn't seen it yet

 

[zoltan]

The douchiest team is by far the rockets lol


The Clippers i guess are up there. Most people just have a problem with CP and BG the rest of the team seems like a good bunch.

Every team has their doushey player's.

 

[sayo]

Just a problem with cp3. As if he's not one of the biggest pricks in the league.

 

[GuyIncognito]

IDK, the Rockets sent Garcia half the world away, that bumped them up a bit.

Guys I don't like on the Clippers: Paul, Griffin, Pierce, Jordan, Redick.

 

[silverwheels]

Clippers were far and away #1 when they had Matt Barnes.

 

[Brick]

Thunder blowing out the Lakers at home, fans chanting for Kobe. OKC also had a cool tribute video for him during player intros.

weiiiiiird man. the way jeter and kobe were treated is the most cringeworthy thing ever.

 

[pavel]

Hush

 

[GuyIncognito]

Eh, the Thudner fans have (at least to my eye) been semi-Lakers fans ever since the Errz put the Thunder out in 2010.

 

[silverwheels]

durant FTW

 

[kella]

Is there a part in that video discussing his penchant for road beef and/or acquaintance rape?

 

[NavyHog]

Detective: So you like to cum in your partner's face?

Bryant: That's my thing....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=18

 

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[OU11]

Only in basketball or on nutopia where you can be applauded for doing something dumb in the name of trying to do something different

Glad youre onboard now too, i really didnt think you'd ever figure out that the sixers model is well done but you did

 

[Reel]

Not on board btw, but I'll play along

 

[MSUFanatic]

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[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Detective: So you like to cum in your partner's face?

Bryant: That's my thing....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kobe-bryant-police-interview?page=18

Detective Loya: Did you...um did you have her from behind?

Bryan: Uhh....yeah yeah yeah from behind?

Detective Loya: Yeah.

Bryant: Alright, umm....

Detective Loya: I don't want you to demonstrate Kobe.

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Bryant: I didn't finish a fucking thing

Detective Winters: and I know it stopped at a certain point, okay

Detective Loya: by no means do we think you're

Bryant: Matter of fact

Detective Loya: go ahead

Bryant: I jerked off when she left

 

[adchester]

 

[NavyHog]

Mamba goin' Mamba.

 

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[Southpaw]

I like how he said that cumming on girl's faces is "his thing". Yeah you invented it, bruh.

 

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[goblue96]

Fletch da Lakers GOAT

 

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[evil1]

I'll just save time and give a blanket "like" to everything Bruin posts today.

I was almost upset at goblue for breaking the Kobe streak, but how can you not like Laker Fletch?

 

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[evil1]

But why show just offensive highlights? Kobe made the All Defensive 1st team a record 9 times (tied with Gary Payton, Kevin Garnett, and MJ)

 

[CJ_24]

But why show just offensive highlights? Kobe made the All Defensive 1st team a record 9 times (tied with Gary Payton, Kevin Garnett, and MJ)