2019 MINSHEW

[bruin228]

FORESKINZ should do everything they can to get 1-1 to take Trevor Lawrence.

Unless he's planning on going full Maurice Clarett, it's gonna be a bummer when they find out he isn't eligible yet

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Unless he's planning on going full Maurice Clarett, it's gonna be a bummer when they find out he isn't eligible yet

My mistake. How about "Beaten with the jumper cables" Tua?

 

[Yankee151]

BURREAUX will get picked up by the Saints at 1-20whatever and end up the best QB in the class after GORDO anyways

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

CHOSEN picked off again? Amazing.

 

[Yankee151]

Did Miami go within one and then throw their 2-pt conversion just to secure the loss? lol

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Russell Wilson still a total fraud.

 

[Yankee151]

Synder still hoping for Tomlin to FORESKINZ

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...ng-push-to-acquire-mike-tomlin-from-steelers/

 

[Bmack]

Synder still hoping for Tomlin to FORESKINZ

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...ng-push-to-acquire-mike-tomlin-from-steelers/

Deceased Tom Snyder has a better chance of interviewing Lily Tomlin than Football Brain-Deceased Dan Snyder does of interviewing Mike Tomlin.

 

[bruin228]

BAKERRRRRRRRR

 

[Renegade]

How would Leach do in the NFL? Watching the Falcons shit away a bunch of offensive talent, I’d love to see what he could do with Matty Ice, Julio, Ridley and company.

 

[Yankee151]

See: The Cardinals, but probably slightly better than KLIFF

 

[Yankee151]

Also, @bruin228 @bruin would prolly buy 50-yard line season tickets for AIRRAIDLANTA if Leach became their corch.

 

[Yankee151]

LOL Cowboys

 

[Southpaw]

Mariota is pure ass today. Put in fucking Tannehill.

 

[Wolfman21]

good thing Jerruh held off on those contract talks with DAK

 

[Schauwn]

Is Dak giving up 21+ to the Jets?

 

[Schauwn]

Mariota is pure ass today. Put in fucking Tannehill.

Wish has been granted

 

[ZackMills]

I think the Skins are gonna lose this game by like 3 touchdowns, but Peterson looks good. Lmao @ sitting him last week just to try and force a half-injured Snyder favorite into the lineup. AP/AD out here running like he's 21 again. Must be the OUDNA

Guice is that age and already broken!

Sam Rosen didn't say AP was running like he was 21, but he did say he was running like he was 5 years younger!

 

[Southpaw]

Niners are good. Especially that D

 

[Yankee151]

Great TD by SLIDER there. Seems his PLAN is back in play!

 

[Yankee151]

Bruh moment for Atlanta, missing the XP

 

[Yankee151]

AIRRAIDZONA KLIFF SLIDER

 

[Yankee151]

Love this sim.

 

[Bmack]

Jim Nance just propsed the ONSIDE PASS? complete a 15 yard pass play and get possession back????? Was this the GUY who developed the PENETRATION OVertime rule in teh 70's?

 

[Travis7401]

Broncos vs Titans was one of the most excruciating displays of footbaw ineptitude I've ever seen. I really do love ma'dad to put up with this shit. I'm not even sure the Defense was actually good, it kinda looked like the Titan's offense was just that bad, lol.

 

[Wolfman21]

Broncos vs Titans was one of the most excruciating displays of footbaw ineptitude I've ever seen. I really do love ma'dad to put up with this shit. I'm not even sure the Defense was actually good, it kinda looked like the Titan's offense was just that bad, lol.

didn't catch the redskins/dolphins game, eh?

 

[Southpaw]

The Titans defense has given up fewer than 20 points in every game. In the history of the NFL, teams that do that win 79% of their games. Titans are 2-4 lol.

They hired Arthur Fucking Smith to be their OC. Who, you might ask? Yeah we all did. Can't hire some no name who has never been an OC when you have a qb that can't play well week to week. Vrabel sucks fucking ass and has made questionable decision after questionable decision. The o line is putrid and has been since last season.

Burn it to the ground. The team needs new ownership, preferably local. Get the Adams family the fuck out. New corch, new GM. Maybe Peyton will lead a group and buy the franchise.

 

[jamesnathan]

Watson has defeated both MINSHEW and M'HOMES just 6 games into this season. Unless the Chiefs can fix the D that got a bit exposed yesterday, the race to play the Patriots to represent the AFC in the Superb Owl is a little open right now.

 

[kella]

Oh god both teams are playing with a fullback, Booger is gonna have a heart attack in the booth

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Oh god both teams are playing with a fullback, Booger is gonna have a heart attack in the booth

Aaron Rodgers gonna wish he was hanging out in WeHo getting his dick sucked by the newest TWINKs from Iowa instead of throwing to these BUMS masquerading as wide receivers.

 

[bruin228]

First NASHNUL I’ve watched since Week 1 and I’ve seen the Packers go three and out three straight times and the defense play well only to be rewarded by the dumbest punt return effort I’ve ever seen

 

[Southpaw]

I’m shocked that the OC who sucked ass last year, yet somehow got a head corch jerb, has found a way to make Rodgers seem average this year.

 

[bruin228]

He had a conversation with McVay once, more than qualified to be a corch in NASHNUL

 

[Yankee151]

Feel like the Packers are getting away with one here

 

[bruin228]

Lol refs but really lol Lions

 

[kella]

Find me an official under 55. They are all just too old and slow to keep up with the speed of the game at this point.

 

[bruin228]

Apparently there’s some ref shortage because no one wants to do it

Can’t blame them lol

 

[kella]

The ref union must just have a lot of hired goons

 

[jdlikewhoa]

But I thought if they just made it a full time position, they'd be even better at it!

 

[kella]

It also goes without saying that this kind of shit always seems to happen to help Rodgers, who ESPN has a massive boner for. I doubt it's an outright conspiracy but it ain't nothing either.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

It also goes without saying that this kind of shit always seems to happen to help Rodgers, who ESPN has a massive boner for. I doubt it's an outright conspiracy but it ain't nothing either.

 

[bruin228]

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

On the other hand, maybe don't kick 5 field goals. Packers mostly outplayed the Lions outside the first quarter.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Both of these teams are trash. Can’t wait to see all the sad Packers fans when Aaron Rodgers rides off to that great TWINK fishbowl in West Hollywood once he’s forced to throw to absolute bums like Josh Doctson and the ghost of Golden “I will bang ur wife” Tate.

 

[kella]

On the other hand, maybe don't kick 5 field goals. Packers mostly outplayed the Lions outside the first quarter.

If they DIDN'T play like this I wouldn't know what to do with myself. This is what they always do especially in division games. The typical Lions crushing PRIME TIME loss that should have been a win always has:

1) Way more field goals than touchdowns (or worse, 2-3 missed FGs)
2) Idiotic personal fouls
3) Horrendous officiating staunchly in favor of the opponent

 

[Hollywood]

So who trades for Cam Newton in the offseason?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

So who trades for Cam Newton in the offseason?

Fire up FORESKINZ One Little Danny Snyder and make this happen!

 

[kella]

They are gonna trade 2 years of draft picks for Mike Tomlin and Cam

 

[evil1]

Steelers top defensive lineman (Stephen Tuitt) is out for the year. They played most of the second half against the Chargers without their two starting cornerbacks and their top defensive lineman, and were down to their third string RB and third string QB. If Pittsburgh ends up 8-8, it may be one of Tomlin's best coaching seasons.

They are just snake bit with injuries this year. I blame the fact that the server for Antonio Brown's social media page is on top an ancient indian burial ground.

 

[bruin]

Marcus Peters traded to Baltimore for Bruin Kenny Young.