SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK MLB 2022 THREAD, Honkballers can't look and Umpires can't see

[pavel]

7 5/8?

 

[kella]

My new hat came. I love it. I’ve never worn a flat bill douche hat but I almost feel like this hat has to be flat billed. I need some real long shorts and slides next.

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2014 Nissan and keys on a lanyard to round it out

 

[Southpaw]

7 5/8?

It’s a touch too big. Need 7 1/2 but fuck it.

 

[Southpaw]

Padres have some new black panther in the dugout. Can’t wait to hear the story on this. Maybe it’s some voodoo.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Nice fit

 

[Mr. Radpants]

7 5/8?

Nice, got a fellow melon head in here

 

[Southpaw]

Is this the little league thread too? My town of Nolensville is playing now. Go team.

 

[OU11]

Is this the little league thread too? My town of Nolensville is playing now. Go team.

Mine got bounced but a Tulsan consoled a crying pitcher so they made the news

 

[ZackMills]

 

[Southpaw]

Profar wasn’t challenging him. I owe him an apology. He still made a mistake not throwing it in, but at least he didn’t do that dumb shit.

 

[Southpaw]

Jim Kaat is calling his final game right now on MLB Network. I love him. They do a promo for draft kings and the line on the game and Vasgersian asks him what he thinks. He says “I’m gonna call Pete Rose” lol. “I guess we talk about that now since we are promoting it”. Awkward silence from Vasgersian.

Lol good point though.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

No one posted this?

 

[Southpaw]

I saw it on mlb tonight lol. He broke his arm and 3 ribs.

 

[Schauwn]

That's amazing.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Owned it like a champ on that segment. The crew unable to contain themselves killed me

 

[Wolfman21]

lmao, that cutaway at the end with him in a cast.

 

[Wolfman21]

 

[kella]

I thought him writhing on the ground in pain was kayfabe for the tv spot at first

 

[pavel]

what is the padres’ record since @Southpaw bought his mint hat? Smdh

 

[Southpaw]

Not good, mate. Not good. It’s since the Soto trade. Not the hat!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Nats get
Padres entire farm

Padres get
Soto
Losing ways

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Nats also keep losing ways though, so we all lose

 

[OU11]

I also enjoyed part one of this series, The Ghost of Hagerstown

 

[Orlando]

what is the padres’ record since @Southpaw bought his mint hat? Smdh

Darvish knew Hader would blow it. Seemed odd to let the guy rest 9 games after a bad outing and then bring him in with a one time lead and two runners on.

Padres bats are also just not clutch lately. Bases loaded with one out and two strikeouts.

 

[pavel]

Grisham and his sparkling .197 average batting leadoff is a real puzzler, to say the least

 

[Orlando]

Sadly Profar is pretty much the best option at lead off

 

[Southpaw]

They were counting on putting Tatis at lead off I’m sure. I’d put Cronenworth there honestly. Machado 2. Soto 3.

Bell needs to start hitting too. He was like 0-26. It’s just not good. Be lucky to hold on for a wildcard at this point.

 

[Orlando]

Cronenworth would be fine too. Just need someone on base. Grisham needs to hit last.

 

[pavel]

Grisham should be in El Paso

 

[Southpaw]

Nolensville wins again. Playing for the honor of southern hospitality diner.

 

[Southpaw]

Grisham should be in El Paso

Send wil Myers with him. Garbage.

 

[Brick]

yall doubted MILES huh. lol

 

[Southpaw]

Soto knows the strike zone better than these sorry ass umps. When he don’t swing, it ain’t a strike. That ball was 6” outside lol.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Soto knows the strike zone better than these sorry ass umps. When he don’t swing, it ain’t a strike. That ball was 6” outside lol.

Best eye I’ve ever seen. 80/80

 

[Mr. Radpants]

La Russa needs to retire. Please

 

[Southpaw]

Manny just puts this team on his back. Without him, they’d be like 0-15 since the trade.

 

[kella]

Soto knows the strike zone better than these sorry ass umps. When he don’t swing, it ain’t a strike. That ball was 6” outside lol.

Lowest chase rate in the league and a power hitter. Kind of nuts.

 

[Southpaw]

Padres trade for best closer in baseball. He’s now benched with a 16.20 era. I mean…

 

[pavel]

Probably SHOOK by all the latino culture in the dugout and the City. He also reminds me of George Custer

 

[pavel]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Paw blames this on Soto but I blame the Miami wannabe jerseys

 

[bruin228]

No one said there's a CLOWNZANO for the PADS

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Sorry for the spoiler of next week’s (in Travis Standard Time) Rockies game

 

[Southpaw]

Nolensville wins again!

 

[OU11]

Nolensville wins again!

Very uncool of them beating the ghost of hagerstown

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Wut

 

[kella]

Cardinals fans are pretty dumb, it's well known

 

[bruin228]

 

[silverwheels]

HOT DOG NO BUN